Never fall in love, and if I do may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours - or...
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Stymie:
I... Stymie... Member in good standing of the He-Man Woman Haters Club... Do solemnly swear to be a he-man and hate women and not play with them or talk to them unless I have to. And especially: never fall in love, and if I do may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours - or until I scream bloody murder.
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member in good standing of the He Man Woman Haters Club
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do solemnly swear to be a He Man and hate women and not play with them
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or talk to them unless I have to and especially never fall in love
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And if I do may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours
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or until I scream bloody murder
Clip duration: 20 seconds
Views: 967
Timestamp in movie: 00h 05m 31s
Uploaded: 03 April, 2022
Genres: comedy, family, romance
Summary: Alfalfa is wooing Darla and his "He-Man-Woman-Hating" friends attempt to sabotage the relationship.
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