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Mr. Welling:
[Stymie and Spanky go into a bank trying to get a loan disguised as two Amish men]
What is your account... [looks up and pauses] Mr. Welling:
number? George "Spanky" McFarland:
Uh, seven. Mr. Welling:
[uncertain]
Seven?... seven? Billy "Froggy" Laughlin:
[is under Spanky to hold him up]
Try eight. George "Spanky" McFarland:
Eight? Mr. Welling:
[still uncertain, the turns stern]
Heard enough. Mr. Welling:
[pulls their fake beards and lets them go hitting Stymie and Spanky in their faces] Mr. Welling:
If you were *my* kids, I'd punish you. Stymie:
If we were *your* kids, we'd punish ourselves! Mr. Welling:
[desperate for them to leave]
Leave the premises posthaste! George "Spanky" McFarland:
You can't treat people like this, Mister! Mr. Welling:
You're not people, you're kids
[Stymie and Spanky go into a bank trying to get a loan disguised as two Amish men]
What is your account... [looks up and pauses] Mr. Welling:
number? George "Spanky" McFarland:
Uh, seven. Mr. Welling:
[uncertain]
Seven?... seven? Billy "Froggy" Laughlin:
[is under Spanky to hold him up]
Try eight. George "Spanky" McFarland:
Eight? Mr. Welling:
[still uncertain, the turns stern]
Heard enough. Mr. Welling:
[pulls their fake beards and lets them go hitting Stymie and Spanky in their faces] Mr. Welling:
If you were *my* kids, I'd punish you. Stymie:
If we were *your* kids, we'd punish ourselves! Mr. Welling:
[desperate for them to leave]
Leave the premises posthaste! George "Spanky" McFarland:
You can't treat people like this, Mister! Mr. Welling:
You're not people, you're kids
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Movie Summary
Alfalfa is wooing Darla and his "He-Man-Woman-Hating" friends attempt to sabotage the relationship.

