"The Lobster" quotes
In a dystopian near future, single people, according to the laws of The City, are taken to The Hotel, where they are obliged to find a romantic partner in forty-five days or are transformed ... Read all
Director: Yorgos Lanthimos
Writer: Yorgos Lanthimos, Efthymis Filippou
Released: 16 Oct 2015
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 34 wins & 83 nominations total
00:25And as is customary you can choose how you would like to...
00:28WOMAN Some punishments are worse than other punishments
00:04What blood type are you
00:19Are you short sighted No
00:05I think we are a match
00:34I'm going to do it with a knife
00:37Do you love her
00:04Thank you very much
00:23I'm sorry I've got blood on your shirt
00:27We wish you every success and we hope you will return to the...
00:36WOMAN You carefully flay the rabbit with a sharp knife and...
00:16That night in my sleep
00:15The last thing I want right now is a kiss from a silly...
00:08That's right ten out of ten again
00:08Where were you
00:28Very good Now the fact that you'll turn into an animal
00:19Can I come to your room sometime for a chat
00:36You're like a brother to me Oh you're my best friend in the...
00:07It's no coincidence that the targets are shaped like single...
00:15And back then he didn't know how much it hurts to be alone
00:18Can you imagine why I brought you to such a quiet place...
00:36WOMAN We've developed a code so that we can communicate with...
00:24Now have you thought of what animal you'd like to be if you...
00:11WOMAN One day as he was playing golf
00:09He didn't burst into tears and he didn't think that the...
00:10If you encounter any problems any tensions any arguing
00:06We all dance by ourselves that's why we only play electronic...
01:29I've got blood on your shirt
00:24It's no coincidence that the targets are shaped like single...
01:15I'm very happy
00:53I'm going to do it with a knife
00:15I think we are a match
01:27I hope she dies right away
00:29You will be assigned children
01:34Do you love her
00:30Can you imagine why I brought you to this quiet place today
01:09Can I come to your room sometime for a chat
00:40As he was playing golf
01:34As an animal you'll have a second chance to find a companion
01:21And cut off its head
00:24Where were you
00:12What blood type are you
02:27We're in danger
00:39The last thing I want right now is a kiss from a silly...
00:18That's why we only play electronic music
00:11Thank you very much
01:21Some punishments are worse than other punishments
03:40She had a post graduate degree I think
00:54Now have you thought of what animal you'd like to be if you...
Donkey Shooter - Jacqueline Abrahams
Doctor - Roger Ashton-Griffiths
Nosebleed Woman - Jessica Barden
Hotel Manager - Olivia Colman
70 Year Old Waiter - Anthony Dougall
Guard Waiter - Sean Duggan
David - Colin Farrell
Loner Leader's Father - Roland Ferrandi
Bald Man - James Finnegan
Restaurant Waiter - Robert Heaney
David's Wife - Rosanna Hoult
Biscuit Woman - Ashley Jensen
Police Officer 1 - Kathy Kelly
The Maid - Ariane Labed
Trainer Waiter (Shooting Range) - Ewen MacIntosh
Campari Man - Patrick Malone
Arrested Town Woman (as Sandra Mason) - Sandra Hayden Mason
Police Officer 2 - Kevin McCormack
Bandaged Loner - Ishmael Moalosi
30 Year Old Waiter - Anthony Moriarty
Hotel Manager's Partner - Garry Mountaine
Guest Room 104 - Judi King Murphy
New Daughter - Laoise Murphy
Loner Leader's Mother - Imelda Nagle Ryan
Hotel Receptionist - Nancy Onu
Trapped Loner - Matthew O'Brien
Nosebleed Woman's Best Friend - EmmaEdel O'Shea
Heartless Woman - Angeliki Papoulia
Lisping Man - John C. Reilly
Loner Leader - LÃ©a Seydoux
Loner Swimmer - Michael Smiley
Coach Driver Waiter - Chris Threader
Short Sighted Woman - Rachel Weisz
Limping Man - Ben Whishaw
Piano Player - Cian Boylan
Hotel Guest - Clive Dev
Waiter - Degnan Geraghty
Waitress - Heidi Ellen Love
Waitress - Dolores Marren
Waiter - Mark McCormack
Hotel Guest - Stephen Ryan