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"The Lobster" quotes

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In a dystopian near future, single people, according to the laws of The City, are taken to The Hotel, where they are obliged to find a romantic partner in forty-five days or are transformed ... Read all

Director: Yorgos Lanthimos
Writer: Yorgos Lanthimos, Efthymis Filippou
Production: N/A
Year: 2015
MetaScore: 82/100
ImdbRating: 7.1
BoxOffice: $9,077,245
Released: 16 Oct 2015
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 34 wins & 83 nominations total

54 Clips

And as is customary you can choose how you would like to spend your last night - The Lobster 00:25
And as is customary you can choose how you would like to...
WOMAN Some punishments are worse than other punishments - The Lobster 00:28
WOMAN Some punishments are worse than other punishments
What blood type are you - The Lobster 00:04
What blood type are you
Are you short sighted No - The Lobster 00:19
Are you short sighted No
I think we are a match - The Lobster 00:05
I think we are a match
I'm going to do it with a knife - The Lobster 00:34
I'm going to do it with a knife
Do you love her - The Lobster 00:37
Do you love her
Thank you very much - The Lobster 00:04
Thank you very much
I'm sorry I've got blood on your shirt - The Lobster 00:23
I'm sorry I've got blood on your shirt
We wish you every success and we hope you will return to the city as a couple - The Lobster 00:27
We wish you every success and we hope you will return to the...
WOMAN You carefully flay the rabbit with a sharp knife and cut off its head - The Lobster 00:36
WOMAN You carefully flay the rabbit with a sharp knife and...
That night in my sleep - The Lobster 00:16
That night in my sleep
The last thing I want right now is a kiss from a silly little girl - The Lobster 00:15
The last thing I want right now is a kiss from a silly...
That's right ten out of ten again - The Lobster 00:08
That's right ten out of ten again
What happened - The Lobster 00:30
What happened
Where were you - The Lobster 00:08
Where were you
Very good Now the fact that you'll turn into an animal - The Lobster 00:28
Very good Now the fact that you'll turn into an animal
Can I come to your room sometime for a chat - The Lobster 00:19
Can I come to your room sometime for a chat
You're like a brother to me Oh you're my best friend in the whole world - The Lobster 00:36
You're like a brother to me Oh you're my best friend in the...
It's no coincidence that the targets are shaped like single people and not couples - The Lobster 00:07
It's no coincidence that the targets are shaped like single...
And back then he didn't know how much it hurts to be alone - The Lobster 00:15
And back then he didn't know how much it hurts to be alone
Can you imagine why I brought you to such a quiet place today - The Lobster 00:18
Can you imagine why I brought you to such a quiet place...
WOMAN We've developed a code so that we can communicate with each other - The Lobster 00:36
WOMAN We've developed a code so that we can communicate with...
Now have you thought of what animal you'd like to be if you end up alone - The Lobster 00:24
Now have you thought of what animal you'd like to be if you...
WOMAN One day as he was playing golf - The Lobster 00:11
WOMAN One day as he was playing golf
He didn't burst into tears and he didn't think that the first thing people most people do - The Lobster 00:09
He didn't burst into tears and he didn't think that the...
If you encounter any problems any tensions any arguing - The Lobster 00:10
If you encounter any problems any tensions any arguing
We all dance by ourselves that's why we only play electronic music - The Lobster 00:06
We all dance by ourselves that's why we only play electronic...
I've got blood on your shirt - The Lobster 01:29
I've got blood on your shirt
It's no coincidence that the targets are shaped like single people and not couples - The Lobster 00:24
It's no coincidence that the targets are shaped like single...
I'm very happy - The Lobster 01:15
I'm very happy
I'm going to do it with a knife - The Lobster 00:53
I'm going to do it with a knife
I think we are a match - The Lobster 00:15
I think we are a match
I hope she dies right away - The Lobster 01:27
I hope she dies right away
You're lying - The Lobster 00:31
You're lying
You will be assigned children - The Lobster 00:29
You will be assigned children
For example - The Lobster 01:19
For example
Do you love her - The Lobster 01:34
Do you love her
Can you imagine why I brought you to this quiet place today - The Lobster 00:30
Can you imagine why I brought you to this quiet place today
Can I come to your room sometime for a chat - The Lobster 01:09
Can I come to your room sometime for a chat
As he was playing golf - The Lobster 00:40
As he was playing golf
As an animal you'll have a second chance to find a companion - The Lobster 01:34
As an animal you'll have a second chance to find a companion
And cut off its head - The Lobster 01:21
And cut off its head
Where were you - The Lobster 00:24
Where were you
What blood type are you - The Lobster 00:12
What blood type are you
We're in danger - The Lobster 02:27
We're in danger
The last thing I want right now is a kiss from a silly little girl - The Lobster 00:39
The last thing I want right now is a kiss from a silly...
That's why we only play electronic music - The Lobster 00:18
That's why we only play electronic music
That's right - The Lobster 00:18
That's right
That night - The Lobster 00:52
That night
Thank you very much - The Lobster 00:11
Thank you very much
Some punishments are worse than other punishments - The Lobster 01:21
Some punishments are worse than other punishments
She had a post graduate degree I think - The Lobster 03:40
She had a post graduate degree I think
Now have you thought of what animal you'd like to be if you end up alone - The Lobster 00:54
Now have you thought of what animal you'd like to be if you...

Cast

Donkey Shooter - Jacqueline Abrahams
Nosebleed Woman - Jessica Barden
Hotel Manager - Olivia Colman
70 Year Old Waiter - Anthony Dougall
Guard Waiter - Sean Duggan
Loner Leader's Father - Roland Ferrandi
Bald Man - James Finnegan
Restaurant Waiter - Robert Heaney
David's Wife - Rosanna Hoult
Biscuit Woman - Ashley Jensen
Police Officer 1 - Kathy Kelly
The Maid - Ariane Labed
Trainer Waiter (Shooting Range) - Ewen MacIntosh
Campari Man - Patrick Malone
Arrested Town Woman (as Sandra Mason) - Sandra Hayden Mason
Police Officer 2 - Kevin McCormack
Bandaged Loner - Ishmael Moalosi
30 Year Old Waiter - Anthony Moriarty
Hotel Manager's Partner - Garry Mountaine
Guest Room 104 - Judi King Murphy
New Daughter - Laoise Murphy
Loner Leader's Mother - Imelda Nagle Ryan
Hotel Receptionist - Nancy Onu
Trapped Loner - Matthew O'Brien
Nosebleed Woman's Best Friend - EmmaEdel O'Shea
Heartless Woman - Angeliki Papoulia
Lisping Man - John C. Reilly
Loner Leader - Léa Seydoux
Loner Swimmer - Michael Smiley
Coach Driver Waiter - Chris Threader
Short Sighted Woman - Rachel Weisz
Limping Man - Ben Whishaw
Piano Player - Cian Boylan
Hotel Guest - Clive Dev
Waitress - Heidi Ellen Love
Waitress - Dolores Marren
Hotel Guest - Stephen Ryan
Bob the Dog -
Bob the Dog -