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The Lobster

Have you ever been on your own before? No, never. Are you allergic to any foods? No. Your...

Have you ever been on your own before? No, never. Are you allergic to any foods? No. Your last relationshiplasted how many years? Around 12. Do you remember how long exactly, sir? 11 years and one month. - Sexual preference?- Women. However, I had one homosexualexperience in the past, in college. Is there a bisexual option available? No, sir, this option is no longer availablesince about last summer, due to several operational problems. I'm afraid you have to decide right nowif you want to be registered as a homosexual or a heterosexual

Full Transcript

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Have you ever been on your own before
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No never
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Are you allergic to any foods
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No
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Your last relationship lasted how many years
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Around 12
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Do you remember how long exactly sir
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11 years and one month
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Sexual preference Women
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However I had one homosexual experience in the past
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in college
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Is there a bisexual option available
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No sir this option is no longer available since about last summer
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due to several operational problems
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I'm afraid you have to decide right now if you want to be registered
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as a homosexual or a heterosexual
Available in 6 languages
Duration
43 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:26
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Scarlet Films,Haut et Court,Eurimages,Lemming Film,Element Pictures,Nederlands Fonds voor de Film,Greek Film Centre,Faliro House Productions,Limp,Film4 Productions,Protagonist Pictures

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Movie Summary

In a dystopian near future, single people, according to the laws of The City, are taken to The Hotel, where they are obliged to find a romantic partner in forty-five days or are transformed into animals and sent off into The Woods.
I think I should be registered as a heterosexual. - The Lobster 00:27
I think I should be registered as a heterosexual.
That will do. - The Lobster 00:22
That will do.
I'm afraid you cannot keep any of your personal belongings. - The Lobster 00:23
I'm afraid you cannot keep any of your personal...
If you need a haircut, call reception one day ahead. - The Lobster 00:24
If you need a haircut, call reception one day ahead.
A tranquiliser gun was hanging on the wall above his bed. - The Lobster 00:34
A tranquiliser gun was hanging on the wall above his bed.
He looked out the window. - The Lobster 00:20
He looked out the window.
Room 272. - The Lobster 00:07
Room 272.
Very good Now the fact that you'll turn into an animalif you fail to fall in love with someone during your stay hereis not something that should upset you or get you downJust think as an animal you'll have a second chance to find a companionBut even then - The Lobster 00:28
Very good Now the fact that you'll turn into an...
Now have you thought of what animal you'd like to be if you end up aloneYes a lobster Why a lobsterBecause lobsters live for over 100 yearsare blue blooded like aristocratsand stay fertile all their livesI also like the sea very much - The Lobster 00:24
Now have you thought of what animal you'd like to be if...
This is to show you how easy life is when there are two of something rather than just one. - The Lobster 00:16
This is to show you how easy life is when there are two of...
Good morning. - The Lobster 00:11
Good morning.
Near his table at breakfast sat a young woman with her head tilted back. - The Lobster 00:13
Near his table at breakfast sat a young woman with her head...
He thanked the waiter who served him his coffee, and thought about his wife for a moment. - The Lobster 00:15
He thanked the waiter who served him his coffee, and thought...
He then looked behind him and saw a woman who he would later find out was absolutely heartless. - The Lobster 00:08
He then looked behind him and saw a woman who he would later...
And some others in the couples area, whom he'd never meet during his stay at the hotel. - The Lobster 00:07
And some others in the couples area, whom he'd never...
That morning, he was really hungry. - The Lobster 00:29
That morning, he was really hungry.
One of these days, it's gonna be me on one of those yachts. - The Lobster 00:25
One of these days, it's gonna be me on one of those...
Hello everyoneMy mother was left on her own when my father fell in love with a womanwho was better at math than she wasShe had a postgraduate degree I think whereas my mother was only a graduateI was 19 at the timeMy mother entered the hotel but didn't - The Lobster 01:26
Hello everyoneMy mother was left on her own when my father...
Let's move on to our next guest. - The Lobster 00:06
Let's move on to our next guest.
Hello, everyone. - The Lobster 00:20
Hello, everyone.