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I think I should be registered as a heterosexual

Medium build, 48 years old,bald patch, blond hair. I'm afraid not, sir. OK, I would like...

The Lobster • 2015

I think I should be registeredas a heterosexual. - Any children, sir?- No. And the dog? My brother. He was here a couple of yearsago but he didn't make it. You might remember him: medium build, 48 years old,bald patch, blond hair. I'm afraid not, sir. OK, I would like you to write your name clearlyon this form in capital letters. And sign it, please

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I think I should be registered as a heterosexual

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Any children sir No

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And the dog

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My brother He was here a couple of years ago but he didn't make it

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You might remember him

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medium build 48 years old bald patch blond hair

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I'm afraid not sir

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OK I would like you to write your name clearly on this form in capital letters

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And sign it please

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أظن يجب علي أن أسجل كالجنس الآخر

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ـ هل لديك أطفال سي دي ـ كلا

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وأي كلاب

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شقيقي كان هنا منذ بضعة أعوام لكنه فشل

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ربما يمكنك أن تتذك رينه

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متوسط البنية عمره 48 عام أصلع الرأس مع شعر أشقر

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أخشى لا أتذك ره يا سي دي

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حسنا أريدك أن تكتب اسمك بوضوع على هذه الورقة

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بحرف كبير ووقع رجاء

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Je pense que je devrais être inscrit comme hétérosexuel

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Des enfants monsieur Non

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Et le chien

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Mon frère Il était ici il y a quelques années mais il n'a pas réussi

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Vous vous souvenez peut être de lui

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corpulence moyenne 48 ans calvitie les cheveux blonds

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Je crains que non monsieur

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OK je voudrais que vous écriviez votre nom clairement sur ce formulaire en lettres majuscules

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Et le signer s'il vous plaît

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Ich denke man sollte mich als Heterosexuellen registrieren

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Haben Sie Kinder Sir Nein

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Und der Hund

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Mein Bruder Er war vor Jahren hier schaffte es aber nicht

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Vielleicht erinnern Sie sich

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Mittelgroß 48 Jahre alt Halbglatze blondes Haar

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Leider nicht Sir

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Ok bitte schreiben Sie Ihren Namen deutlich auf dieses Formular

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In Großbuchstaben Und unterzeichnen Sie es bitte

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Я думаю что все таки зарегистрируюсь как гетеросексуал

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У Вас есть дети сэр Нет

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Ваша собака

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Это мой брат Он был здесь пару лет назад но у него не получилось

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Вы возможно помните его

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Среднего телосложения 48 лет

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Лысина на голове светлые волосы

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Боюсь что нет сэр

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Сэр впишите разборчиво свое имя в анкету

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заглавными буквами и подпишите здесь

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Creo que debería ser registrado como un heterosexual

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Cualquier niño señor No

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Y el perro

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Mi hermano Estaba aquí hace un par de años pero él no lo hizo

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Es posible que le recuerde

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contextura mediana 48 años calvicie cabello rubio

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Me temo que no señor

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OK me gustaría que usted escriba su nombre claramente en este formulario en mayúsculas

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Y firmarlo por favor

Available in 6 languages

Duration

27 seconds

Views

31

Timestamp in Movie

00:04:17

Uploaded

Mar 08, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

Scarlet Films,Haut et Court,Eurimages,Lemming Film,Element Pictures,Nederlands Fonds voor de Film,Greek Film Centre,Faliro House Productions,Limp,Film4 Productions,Protagonist Pictures

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Movie Summary

In a dystopian near future, single people, according to the laws of The City, are taken to The Hotel, where they are obliged to find a romantic partner in forty-five days or are transformed into animals and sent off into The Woods.