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I think I should be registered as a heterosexual
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The Lobster

Medium build, 48 years old,bald patch, blond hair. I'm afraid not, sir. OK, I would like...

I think I should be registeredas a heterosexual. - Any children, sir?- No. And the dog? My brother. He was here a couple of yearsago but he didn't make it. You might remember him: medium build, 48 years old,bald patch, blond hair. I'm afraid not, sir. OK, I would like you to write your name clearlyon this form in capital letters. And sign it, please

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I think I should be registered as a heterosexual
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Any children sir No
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And the dog
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My brother He was here a couple of years ago but he didn't make it
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You might remember him
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medium build 48 years old bald patch blond hair
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I'm afraid not sir
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OK I would like you to write your name clearly on this form in capital letters
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And sign it please
Available in 6 languages
Duration
27 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:17
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2026
Genres
Production
Scarlet Films,Haut et Court,Eurimages,Lemming Film,Element Pictures,Nederlands Fonds voor de Film,Greek Film Centre,Faliro House Productions,Limp,Film4 Productions,Protagonist Pictures

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Movie Summary

In a dystopian near future, single people, according to the laws of The City, are taken to The Hotel, where they are obliged to find a romantic partner in forty-five days or are transformed into animals and sent off into The Woods.