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The Lobster

No dirt under her nailsor mud on her shoes. 9 Belsize Road. - So your husband is away?-...

No dirt under her nailsor mud on her shoes. 9 Belsize Road. - So your husband is away?- Yes. Where? Good morning, sir. Are you here alone? Good morning, Officer. No, I'm here with my partner. She's inside one of the stores,shopping right now. Can I see your certificate, please? My partner keeps it in her purse. You see, I am losing it all the time. I see. And what store is she shopping in?

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No dirt under her nails or mud on her shoes
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9 Belsize Road
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So your husband is away Yes
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Where
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Good morning sir Are you here alone
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Good morning Officer
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No I'm here with my partner
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She's inside one of the stores shopping right now
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Can I see your certificate please
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My partner keeps it in her purse
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You see I am losing it all the time
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I see
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And what store is she shopping in
Available in 6 languages
Duration
35 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
01:08:12
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Scarlet Films,Haut et Court,Eurimages,Lemming Film,Element Pictures,Nederlands Fonds voor de Film,Greek Film Centre,Faliro House Productions,Limp,Film4 Productions,Protagonist Pictures

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Movie Summary

In a dystopian near future, single people, according to the laws of The City, are taken to The Hotel, where they are obliged to find a romantic partner in forty-five days or are transformed into animals and sent off into The Woods.
Oh, here she is. - The Lobster 00:31
Oh, here she is.
If I'm walking too slowly, just say, and I'll pick up my pace. - The Lobster 00:32
If I'm walking too slowly, just say, and I'll pick...
Will you stay a few days? - The Lobster 00:41
Will you stay a few days?
We have four beautiful children. - The Lobster 00:09
We have four beautiful children.
But even if we'd never had children, I would never dream of leaving my wife. - The Lobster 00:37
But even if we'd never had children, I would never...
For your first day in the city, you did great. - The Lobster 00:11
For your first day in the city, you did great.
When did you become short-sighted? - The Lobster 00:20
When did you become short-sighted?
Would you like me to rub some balm on your back on the bits you can't reach on your own? - The Lobster 00:12
Would you like me to rub some balm on your back on the bits...
Here? A little lower, please. - Here? - Yes. - The Lobster 00:07
Here? A little lower, please. - Here? - Yes.
"Hello, everyone, and good luck. - The Lobster 00:24
"Hello, everyone, and good luck.
You and you take 306. - The Lobster 00:22
You and you take 306.
Do you love herWith all my heartHow much do you love her on a scale of 1 to 151414 is a very impressive scoreHe loves her very much indeedWho do you think we should killWho will be able to live on their own betterHere's a knife Mum Kill himYou'd better - The Lobster 01:24
Do you love herWith all my heartHow much do you love her on...
14. 14 is a very impressive score. - The Lobster 00:15
14. 14 is a very impressive score.
Here's a knife, Mum. - The Lobster 00:13
Here's a knife, Mum.
You. If this woman dies, d'you think you'll manage on your own? Or will you get involved with someon - The Lobster 00:33
You. If this woman dies, d'you think you'll manage...
Take it. - The Lobster 00:08
Take it.
No. No, no. No, God, no. - The Lobster 00:08
No. No, no. No, God, no.
I'm going to fucking kill your arse. - The Lobster 00:08
I'm going to fucking kill your arse.
Where were you? - The Lobster 00:43
Where were you?
As soon as his last patient left, I entered his office and I said to him, "Honey, the dinner's ready. - The Lobster 00:22
As soon as his last patient left, I entered his office and I...