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Where were you?

Where were you? I was looking for you. I was masturbatingbehind those trees over there....

The Lobster • 2015

Where were you? I was looking for you. I was masturbatingbehind those trees over there. Why aren't you dancing? My leg's a little sore. Did you dig your grave? Not yet. I don't mean to pressure you, or to ruin the moodnow that we're celebrating, but at some point you'll have to do it. Don't expect anyone else to dig your gravefor you or to carry your corpse. We'll throw some dirt over youbut that's about it. Tomorrow find a spot you like, where the ground isn't too rocky,and make a start. - Enjoy the rest of your evening.- Thank you

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Where were you

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I was looking for you

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I was masturbating behind those trees over there

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Why aren't you dancing

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My leg's a little sore

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Did you dig your grave

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Not yet

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I don't mean to pressure you

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or to ruin the mood now that we're celebrating

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but at some point you'll have to do it

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Don't expect anyone else to dig your grave for you or to carry your corpse

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We'll throw some dirt over you but that's about it

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Tomorrow find a spot you like

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where the ground isn't too rocky and make a start

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Enjoy the rest of your evening Thank you

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أين كنت

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كنت ابحث عنك

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كنت استنمي خلف تلك الأشجار هناك

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لماذا لا ترقص

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ساقي تؤلمني قليلا

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هل حفرت قبرك

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ليس بعد

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لا اريد أن أضغط عليك او اعكر مزاجك لاننا نحتفل الان

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ولكن عليك حفر قبرك

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لا تتوقع من أي شخص آخر فعلها او شخص يحمل جثمانك

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أو يرمي بعض التراب على القبر

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غدا اعثر على مكان تريد جيد الأرض هنا ليست صخرية لذا ابدأ

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تمتع بأمسيتك شكرا

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Où étiez vous

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Je vous cherchais

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Je me masturbais derrière ces arbres là bas

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Pourquoi n'êtes vous pas en train de danser

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Ma jambe me fait un peu mal

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Avez vous creusé votre tombe

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Pas encore

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Je ne veux pas vous mettre de pression

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ou ruiner l'ambiance alors que nous célébrons

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mais à un moment donné vous devrez le faire

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Ne croyez pas que quiconque creusera votre tombe pour vous ou transportera votre cadavre

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Nous allons jeter un peu de terre sur vous mais c'est à peu près tout

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Demain trouvez un endroit que vous aimez

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où le sol n'est pas trop rocheux et commencez

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Profitez du reste de votre soirée Merci

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Wo waren Sie Ich habe Sie gesucht

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Ich habe masturbiert da drüben hinter den Bäumen

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Warum tanzen Sie nicht Mein Bein tut ein bisschen weh

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Haben Sie Ihr Grab geschaufelt Noch nicht

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Ich will Sie nicht drängen

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oder Ihnen die Laune verderben wir feiern heute

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aber irgendwann werden Sie es tun müssen

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Erwarten Sie nicht dass ein anderer Ihr Grab schaufelt

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oder Ihre Leiche schleppt

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Wir werden nur ein bisschen Erde über Sie werfen

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Suchen Sie sich morgen einen schönen Platz

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wo der Boden nicht zu steinig ist und fangen Sie an

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Genießen Sie den Rest Ihres Abends Danke

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Где ты был

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Я искала тебя

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Я мастурбировал вон за теми деревьями

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Почему ты не танцуешь

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У меня ноги немного устали

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Ты уже выкопал себе могилу

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Пока нет

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Я не хочу давить на тебя

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или портить настроение

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ведь сегодня праздник

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но сделай это поскорее

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Не жди что кто то выроет твою могилу за тебя

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или позаботиться о твоем теле

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или закопает тебя Тебе ясно

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Завтра найди подходящее место не слишком каменистое

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и начинай

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Наслаждайся оставшимся вечером

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Спасибо

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Dónde estabas

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Te estaba buscando

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Me estaba masturbando detrás de esos árboles por allí

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Por qué no estás bailando

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Mi pierna es un poco de dolor

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Usted cavar su tumba

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Aún no

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No me refiero a la presión que

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o arruinar el estado de ánimo ahora que estamos celebrando

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pero en algún momento vas a tener que hacerlo

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No esperes que nadie cavar tu tumba para usted o para llevar su cadáver

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Vamos a tirar un poco de tierra sobre ti pero eso es todo

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Mañana encontrar un lugar que te gusta

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donde el suelo no es demasiado rocosa y volver a empezar

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Disfrute del resto de la noche Gracias

Available in 6 languages

Duration

43 seconds

Views

44

Timestamp in Movie

01:19:04

Uploaded

Mar 08, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

Scarlet Films,Haut et Court,Eurimages,Lemming Film,Element Pictures,Nederlands Fonds voor de Film,Greek Film Centre,Faliro House Productions,Limp,Film4 Productions,Protagonist Pictures

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Movie Summary

In a dystopian near future, single people, according to the laws of The City, are taken to The Hotel, where they are obliged to find a romantic partner in forty-five days or are transformed into animals and sent off into The Woods.