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Why don't you become parrots too?

Why don't you become parrots too? And then we'll all be together. You're a complete idiot,...

The Lobster • 2015

Why don't you become parrots too? And then we'll all be together. You're a complete idiot, picking one of the few animalsthat can talk when you have a speech impediment. You'll lisp, even as an animal. As for you, they'll catch you and put youin a pot of boiling water until you die. And then they'll crack open your clawswith a tool, like pliers, and they'll suck out what little flesh you havewith their mouths. You're pathetic, both of you. I'm not gonna be turned into some animal. I'll come and visit you, though,with my partner, when we're walking together in some parkor when we're swimming in the sea. Or when we're on one of our trips

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Why don't you become parrots too

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And then we'll all be together

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You're a complete idiot

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picking one of the few animals that can talk

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when you have a speech impediment

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You'll lisp even as an animal

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As for you they'll catch you and put you in a pot of boiling water until you die

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And then they'll crack open your claws with a tool like pliers

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and they'll suck out what little flesh you have with their mouths

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You're pathetic both of you

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I'm not gonna be turned into some animal

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I'll come and visit you though with my partner

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when we're walking together in some park or when we're swimming in the sea

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Or when we're on one of our trips

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لماذا لا تصبح ببغاء أيضا وثم نكون جميعا معا

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إن ك أحمق تماما

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أختيار أحد الحيوانات القليلة التي تجيد التحدث عندما تكون عاجزا عن الكلام

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إن ك تتلعثم حتى وإن كنت حيوانا

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وبالنسبة لك إنهم سوف يمسكوك ويضعوك في قدر من الماء المغلي حتى الموت

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وثم يزيلون أظافرك بأداة وثم يمصون كمية من لحمك بواسطة أفواههم

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مثيرا للشفقة كلاكما

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أنا لن أتحول إلى حيوان مع ذلك سأتي لزيارتكما

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مع شريكتي وثم نسير معا في حديقة ما

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حيث نسبح في البحر عندما نكون في واحدة من رحلاتنا

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Pourquoi ne pas devenir des perroquets vous aussi

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Et nous serons tous ensemble

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Vous êtes complètement idiot

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choisir un des rares animaux qui peuvent parler

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quand vous avez un trouble de la parole

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Vous zézaierez même en tant qu'animal

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Quant à vous ils vous attraperont et vous mettront dans une casserole d'eau bouillante jusqu'à ce que vous mouriez

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Et puis ils vont craquer vos pinces avec un outil comme des pinces

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et ils vont sucer le peu de chair que vous avez avec leurs bouches

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Vous êtes pathétiques vous deux

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Je ne vais pas être transformé en animal

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Je viendrai vous voir cependant avec ma partenaire

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quand nous marcherons ensemble dans un parc ou lorsque nous nous baignerons dans la mer

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Ou lorsque nous ferons un de nos voyages

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Warum Sie beide nicht auch Dann bleiben wir alle zusammen

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Sie sind ein Idiot Wer sucht sich ein Tier aus das sprechen kann

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wenn er lispelt Selbst als Tier werden Sie lispeln

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Und Sie wird man fangen und in einen Topf kochendes Wasser werfen

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Dann wird man Ihre Scheren mit Zangen aufbrechen

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und mit dem Mund Ihr Fleisch heraussaugen

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Sie sind erbärmlich alle beide

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Mich wird man nicht in ein Tier verwandeln

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Aber ich werde Sie beide mit meiner Partnerin besuchen

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wenn wir im Park spazieren gehen oder im Meer schwimmen

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oder auf einer unserer Reisen sind

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Давайте все станем попугаями

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И мы всегда сможем быть вместе

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Вы полный идиот

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Вы выбрали животное которое может разговаривать

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при этом имея проблемы с речью

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Ты шепелявый даже для животного

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Что касается Вас

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они поймают тебя бросят в кастрюлю с кипящей водой и сварят заживо

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Затем они вскроют щипцами твой панцирь

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и высосут твое мясо своими ртами

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Мне вас обоих жалко

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Я не стану одним из этих животных Но возможно встречу кого то из вас

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прогуливаясь со своим партнером

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в парке

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или плавая по морю

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в одной из наших многочисленных поездок

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Por qué no te haces loros también

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Y entonces estaremos todos juntos

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Eres un idiota completo

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elegir uno de los pocos animales que pueden hablar

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cuando se tiene un defecto en el habla

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Así Lisp como un animal

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En cuanto a ti que atraparán y te ponen en una olla de agua hirviendo hasta que mueren

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Y luego van a abrir una grieta en sus garras con una herramienta como las pinzas

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y van a chupar la poca carne que tiene con sus bocas

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Eres patético los dos

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No voy a dar vuelta en algunos animales

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Voy a venir a visitarte sin embargo con mi pareja

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cuando estamos caminando juntos en algún parque o cuando estamos nadando en el mar

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O cuando estamos en uno de nuestros viajes

Available in 6 languages

Duration

36 seconds

Views

25

Timestamp in Movie

00:31:47

Uploaded

Mar 08, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

Scarlet Films,Haut et Court,Eurimages,Lemming Film,Element Pictures,Nederlands Fonds voor de Film,Greek Film Centre,Faliro House Productions,Limp,Film4 Productions,Protagonist Pictures

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Movie Summary

In a dystopian near future, single people, according to the laws of The City, are taken to The Hotel, where they are obliged to find a romantic partner in forty-five days or are transformed into animals and sent off into The Woods.