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One day, as he was playing golf, he thought that it is more difficult to pretend that you do have feelings when you don't than to pretend you don't have feelings when you do

One day, as he was playing golf, he thought that it is more difficult to pretend that you...

The Lobster • 2015

One day, as he was playing golf, he thought that it is more difficult to pretend that you do have feelings when you don't than to pretend you don't have feelingswhen you do. He also thought that he liked her accent, and he'd always preferred womenwith short hair. So he decided that she was the one. During the hunt, he would follow her, and as soon as she shot a loner,he would say to her, "I wish we had real gunsinstead of these silly tranquiliser ones. Why don't you kill himwith your bare hands?" And the moment she puts her handsaround the loner's throat, he would say, "I hope he dies right away."

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One day as he was playing golf

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he thought that it is more difficult to pretend

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that you do have feelings when you don't

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than to pretend you don't have feelings when you do

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He also thought that he liked her accent

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and he'd always preferred women with short hair

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So he decided that she was the one

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During the hunt he would follow her

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and as soon as she shot a loner he would say to her

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I wish we had real guns instead of these silly tranquiliser ones

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Why don't you kill him with your bare hands

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And the moment she puts her hands around the loner's throat he would say

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I hope he dies right away

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في أحد الأيام بينما كان يلعب الغولف

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ظن إنه من الصعب جدا التظاهر بأن لديك مشاعر عندما لا تحس بها

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ومن ثم التظاهر بأن ليس لديك مشاعر عندما تحس بها

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وأيضا ظن إنه كان يحب لهجتها

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ودوما يفضل النساء ذات الشعر القصير

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لذا قرر إنها الامرأة التي يبحث عنها

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خلال الصيد كان يتبعها

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وبمجرد أن أطلقت النار على وحيد لقد قال لها

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أتمنى لو كان لدينا سلاح حقيقي بدلا من هذه بندقية التخدير السخيفة

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لم لا تقتلينه بيديك العاريتين

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وفي اللحظة التي وضعت يدها حول عنق الوحيد لقد قال

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آمل منه أن يموت بالفور

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Un jour alors qu'il jouait au golf

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il pensa qu'il est plus difficile de prétendre que

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vous avez des sentiments quand vous n'en avez pas

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que de prétendre que vous n'avez pas de sentiments quand vous en avez

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Il pensa aussi qu'il aimait son accent

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et il avait toujours préféré les femmes avec les cheveux courts

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Il a donc décidé qu'elle était la bonne

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Au cours de la chasse il la suivrait

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et dès qu'elle aurait tiré sur un solitaire il lui dirait

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Je souhaite que nous ayons de vraies armes à la place de ces tranquillisants stupides

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Pourquoi ne pas le tuer avec vos mains nues

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Et au moment où elle mettrait ses mains autour de la gorge du solitaire il dirait

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J'espère qu'il mourra tout de suite

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Eines Tages dachte er beim Golfspielen dass es schwieriger ist

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so zu tun als hätte man Gefühle wenn man keine hat

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als so zu tun als hätte man keine wenn man welche hat

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Er dachte auch dass er ihren Akzent mochte

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und Frauen mit kurzem Haar immer bevorzugt hatte

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Also entschied er dass sie die Richtige war

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Während der Jagd würde er ihr folgen

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und sobald sie einen Einzelgänger abgeschossen hätte sagen

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Ich wünschte wir hätten echte statt nur blöde Betäubungsgewehre

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Warum bringen Sie ihn nicht mit bloßen Händen um

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Wenn sie ihre Hände dann um seinen Hals legen würde

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würde er sagen Ich hoffe er stirbt auf der Stelle

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Однажды играя в гольф

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он думал о том что труднее изображать чувства когда у тебя их нет

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чем изображать безразличие когда у тебя есть чувства

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Еще он подумал что ему нравится ее акцент

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И он всегда отдавал предпочтение женщинам с короткими волосами

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Так что он решил что она та самая

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Во время охоты

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он бы последовал за ней

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И как только она подстрелит одиночку

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он бы сказал

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Я бы хотел что бы у нас были настоящие ружья вместо этих глупых транквилизаторов

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Почему бы тебе не задушить его своими руками

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И в тот момент когда она обхватит одиночку руками за шею

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он бы сказал

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Я надеюсь ты умрешь быстро

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Un día mientras estaba jugando al golf

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pensó que es más difícil pretender

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que lo hace tener sentimientos cuando no lo hace

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que fingir que no tiene sentimientos cuando lo hace

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También pensó que le gustaba su acento

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y que siempre había preferido las mujeres con el pelo corto

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Así que decidió que ella era la única

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Durante la caza la seguiría

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y en cuanto se disparó un solitario que le diría a ella

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Me gustaría que tuviéramos armas reales en lugar de éstos tranquilizante tontas

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Por qué no lo matas con las manos desnudas

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Y el momento en que pone sus manos alrededor de la garganta de la persona solitaria que diría

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Ojalá se muera de inmediato

Available in 6 languages

Duration

43 seconds

Views

85

Timestamp in Movie

00:41:18

Uploaded

Mar 08, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

Scarlet Films,Haut et Court,Eurimages,Lemming Film,Element Pictures,Nederlands Fonds voor de Film,Greek Film Centre,Faliro House Productions,Limp,Film4 Productions,Protagonist Pictures

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Movie Summary

In a dystopian near future, single people, according to the laws of The City, are taken to The Hotel, where they are obliged to find a romantic partner in forty-five days or are transformed into animals and sent off into The Woods.