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"The Lonely Guy" quotes

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A writer for a greeting card company discovers the struggles and tribulations of living alone after breaking up with his unfaithful girlfriend.

Director: Arthur Hiller
Writer: Ed. Weinberger, Stan Daniels, Neil Simon
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 1984
MetaScore: 45/100
ImdbRating: 6.2
BoxOffice: $5,718,573
Released: 27 Jan 1984
Awards: N/A

55 Clips

I'm sorry - The Lonely Guy 00:31
I'm sorry
It feels so good next to your body - The Lonely Guy 00:14
It feels so good next to your body
I knew from the beginning it would never work - The Lonely Guy 00:07
I knew from the beginning it would never work
Do you think you're the only one who's afraid of being hurt Do you think i'm not - The Lonely Guy 00:12
Do you think you're the only one who's afraid of being hurt...
Larry Daniele - The Lonely Guy 00:14
Larry Daniele
What about mushy mushy Don't you miss it - The Lonely Guy 00:06
What about mushy mushy Don't you miss it
I love the way your nose crinkles up when you smile - The Lonely Guy 00:36
I love the way your nose crinkles up when you smile
Iris please It's not going to work larry - The Lonely Guy 00:10
Iris please It's not going to work larry
Would you care for a cocktail sir - The Lonely Guy 00:09
Would you care for a cocktail sir
And dr Joyce brothers I can't thank you enough for being here - The Lonely Guy 00:10
And dr Joyce brothers I can't thank you enough for being...
Well i'd gotten some furniture but the big news was the phone - The Lonely Guy 00:10
Well i'd gotten some furniture but the big news was the...
I think you and i have something special - The Lonely Guy 00:15
I think you and i have something special
When i was in high school i went to a movie theater with a girl - The Lonely Guy 00:30
When i was in high school i went to a movie theater with a...
Warren come down from there You have too much to live for - The Lonely Guy 00:21
Warren come down from there You have too much to live for
It just wasn't meant to be larry - The Lonely Guy 00:19
It just wasn't meant to be larry
All right fine but before you can sign the lease - The Lonely Guy 00:37
All right fine but before you can sign the lease
What are you working on hubbard - The Lonely Guy 00:23
What are you working on hubbard
I don't believe you - The Lonely Guy 00:35
I don't believe you
This film is dedicated to lonely guys everywhere - The Lonely Guy 00:10
This film is dedicated to lonely guys everywhere
No better than melanie You're not gonna stay lonely forever are ya - The Lonely Guy 00:07
No better than melanie You're not gonna stay lonely forever...
Thank you for a pleasant game - The Lonely Guy 00:14
Thank you for a pleasant game
And don't be so broken up about daniele She already dumped raoul - The Lonely Guy 00:08
And don't be so broken up about daniele She already dumped...
That was your dog's poop I saw him do it - The Lonely Guy 00:07
That was your dog's poop I saw him do it
Hi Could you just put to jimmy - The Lonely Guy 00:05
Hi Could you just put to jimmy
Man you sure are some bad backward writer - The Lonely Guy 00:07
Man you sure are some bad backward writer
You know he's doing it to cover up something - The Lonely Guy 00:05
You know he's doing it to cover up something
I'm crazy about you larry - The Lonely Guy 00:07
I'm crazy about you larry
Hang in there Lonely guys don't stay lonely forever - The Lonely Guy 00:06
Hang in there Lonely guys don't stay lonely forever
Excuse me Are you using this railing No - The Lonely Guy 00:05
Excuse me Are you using this railing No
Larry hubbard Hey that's me fifth one down I'll take over the narration - The Lonely Guy 00:06
Larry hubbard Hey that's me fifth one down I'll take over...
First time lonely guy - The Lonely Guy 00:09
First time lonely guy
Listen to your heart This man is not for you Don't go through with this - The Lonely Guy 00:18
Listen to your heart This man is not for you Don't go...
Ever think of getting a dog - The Lonely Guy 00:18
Ever think of getting a dog
I just wanted to meet anybody - The Lonely Guy 00:14
I just wanted to meet anybody
What did you have for lunch Tuna - The Lonely Guy 00:10
What did you have for lunch Tuna
Soon the primal fire began to burn in lady hookstraten's body - The Lonely Guy 00:22
Soon the primal fire began to burn in lady hookstraten's...
Iris how old are you Thirty - The Lonely Guy 00:13
Iris how old are you Thirty
You want to know the place i'll have in your life - The Lonely Guy 00:35
You want to know the place i'll have in your life
Do you ever try swooping it over - The Lonely Guy 00:20
Do you ever try swooping it over
You know what gets me - The Lonely Guy 00:30
You know what gets me
So um how long were you and marty married - The Lonely Guy 00:18
So um how long were you and marty married
Beeping Hey larry you're hot - The Lonely Guy 00:16
Beeping Hey larry you're hot
And if you like to play fetch don't get a fast dog - The Lonely Guy 00:11
And if you like to play fetch don't get a fast dog
Will you be my valentine Think about it a bit - The Lonely Guy 00:10
Will you be my valentine Think about it a bit
How long have you been a lonely guy - The Lonely Guy 00:17
How long have you been a lonely guy
I'm not really jogging I only ran about 50 yards - The Lonely Guy 00:19
I'm not really jogging I only ran about 50 yards
Oh i hate these places Don't you - The Lonely Guy 00:27
Oh i hate these places Don't you
This is getting drastic I don't have anything in my place - The Lonely Guy 00:18
This is getting drastic I don't have anything in my place
My girl melanie just left me - The Lonely Guy 00:26
My girl melanie just left me
Yeah Hey say hello to my wife verna Hello - The Lonely Guy 00:15
Yeah Hey say hello to my wife verna Hello
I heard about you and daniele breaking up - The Lonely Guy 00:22
I heard about you and daniele breaking up
Look mister really i don't have to use the can - The Lonely Guy 00:34
Look mister really i don't have to use the can
I came running out of the theater ran into the park - The Lonely Guy 00:09
I came running out of the theater ran into the park
You know the guys that always keep their hair - The Lonely Guy 00:30
You know the guys that always keep their hair
I don't like to take naps I don't like to wake up more than once a day - The Lonely Guy 00:13
I don't like to take naps I don't like to wake up more than...

Cast

Larry - Steve Martin
Danielle - Robyn Douglass
Merv Griffin - Merv Griffin
Joyce Brothers - Joyce Brothers
Schneider Twin - Candi Brough
Schneider Twin - Randi Brough
Rental Agent - Julie Payne
Lonely Cop - Madison Arnold
Greeting Card Supervisor - Roger Robinson
Park Guard - Dan Hannafin
Girl in Blood Bank - Joan Sweeny
Maitre D' - Nicholas Mele
Traffic Cop - Leon Jones
Girl in Bar - Leslie Wing
Woman in Window - Helen Verbit
Hold Up Man - Kenneth O'Brien
Girl in Bank - Erika Hiller
Couple in Bar - Karyn Harrison
Couple in Bar - Hunt Block
Bookstore Man - Alan Leach
Jimmy Carter Look-Alike - Ed Beheler
Man Who Gets Shot - Jerry Grayson
Counterman - Michael Greer
Waiter - George Saurel
Ship's Officer - Erik Holland
Narrator - Hugh Douglas
Bride - Sarah Abrell
Guest in Church - Ken Hixon
Minister - Rance Howard
Bridge Jumper #2 - Billy James
Gang Member - José Martínez
Cabbie - Jade Bari
Woman at Elevated - Gloria Irizarry
2nd Cop - Beau Starr
2nd Hold-Up Man - Dominic Barto
Ship's Maitre D' - Charles DeVries
Janitor - Santos Morales
Frieda - Lena Pousette
Man on Roof - Charlie Laiken
Man on Roof - Steve Hurwitz
Man on Roof - Hardy Rawls
Man on Roof - Doug Smith
Man on Roof - Tom Kubiak
Model at Party - Joanne Hahn
Girl at Party - Robina Suwol
Agent at Party - Stephanie Segal
Director at Party - George Tyne
Writer at Party - Tony Giorgio
Groom - Eb Lottimer
Spaceman - Dan Moody
Native - Badja Djola
Spaceman Lover - Richard Sarradet
Spacewoman Lover - Susan Spilker
Lonely Guy - Matthew Faison
Lonely Guy - Martin Beck
Lonely Guy - Charles Bouvier
Seven Deadly Sins - Leslie Bevis
Seven Deadly Sins - Lamya Derval
Seven Deadly Sins - Martina Finch
Seven Deadly Sins - Madonna Fowler
Seven Deadly Sins - Jenny Gago
Seven Deadly Sins - Margo Kelly
Seven Deadly Sins - Marie Laurin
Dr. Zook - Paul Benedict
Henry, Bridge Jumper - Ray Girardin
Bar Patron - Bob Harks
Lonely Ship Passenger - Allan Kolman
Gang Member - Angel Ramirez Jr.
Restaurant Patron - Karen Summer
Single Man - Mike Tremont