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"The Long Kiss Goodnight" quotes

The Long Kiss Goodnight poster
Samantha Caine lives in a small town with her daughter. Eight years ago she emerged, two months pregnant, from a nearby river with no memory of her past or who she is. However, she's getting closer to finding out about her past.

Director: Renny Harlin
Writer: Shane Black
Production: N/A
Genre: action, crime, drama
Year: 1996
MetaScore: 44/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: $33,447,612
Released: 11 Oct 1996
Awards: 3 nominations
I'm not talking about the linen - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:23 I'm not talking about the linen By having some asshole hang out the window and go Woo hoo - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:05 By having some asshole hang out the window and go Woo hoo I want my eye back bitch - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:06 I want my eye back bitch Don't give me attitude - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:11 Don't give me attitude Caity Mommy I hit my head - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:05 Caity Mommy I hit my head You're one of the X Men - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:13 You're one of the X Men I DO smoke and drink - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:08 I DO smoke and drink I know that he has a pin in his leg Car accident - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:13 I know that he has a pin in his leg Car accident Don't hit the cars - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:04 Don't hit the cars And Charly - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:11 And Charly They're gonna blow my head off you know - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:09 They're gonna blow my head off you know You couldn't hit a lake if you were on the bottom - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:08 You couldn't hit a lake if you were on the bottom Good evening pretty lady How about some company - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:11 Good evening pretty lady How about some company Eight years ago - The Long Kiss Goodnight 01:00 Eight years ago Torture yes - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:17 Torture yes No It's not a fantasy I'm in the goddamn PTA - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:07 No It's not a fantasy I'm in the goddamn PTA Ha ha You foxy bitch - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:05 Ha ha You foxy bitch Oh honey only four inches - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:08 Oh honey only four inches What's going on - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:24 What's going on How about your daughter - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:11 How about your daughter What are you a Mormon - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:10 What are you a Mormon Good morning Raymond - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:20 Good morning Raymond I'm trapped It's like I'm in goddamn prison - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:18 I'm trapped It's like I'm in goddamn prison You keep saying I this I that like well - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:17 You keep saying I this I that like well I let you touch me cowboy - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:10 I let you touch me cowboy I never did one thing right in my life you know that - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:09 I never did one thing right in my life you know that You're about to have 2 4 children - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:05 You're about to have 2 4 children How'd you find us - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:20 How'd you find us I'm hurt real bad I think I'm dying - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:09 I'm hurt real bad I think I'm dying I'll be waiting for you to come rescue me - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:09 I'll be waiting for you to come rescue me What happened I saved your ass It was great - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:14 What happened I saved your ass It was great Goddamn it You're early So Perkins wants me dead - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:27 Goddamn it You're early So Perkins wants me dead Suck my dick every one of you bastards - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:07 Suck my dick every one of you bastards We jumped out of a building - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:23 We jumped out of a building When you make an assumption - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:07 When you make an assumption It ain't over - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:19 It ain't over It doesn't work - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:29 It doesn't work I will see to it you will spend the next ten years in prison getting ass fucked - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:28 I will see to it you will spend the next ten years in prison... Putting the keys in my left pocket - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:14 Putting the keys in my left pocket Hey Mitch - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:45 Hey Mitch Jesus old man How many of those things you got - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:19 Jesus old man How many of those things you got You're gonna fake some terrorist thing just to scare some money out of Congress - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:24 You're gonna fake some terrorist thing just to scare... I'll go in and get her - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:15 I'll go in and get her Life is pain - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:09 Life is pain Were you always this stupid or did you take lessons - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:06 Were you always this stupid or did you take lessons I'm leaving the country Mitch - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:14 I'm leaving the country Mitch Mommy am I gonna die - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:24 Mommy am I gonna die Is that I'm always frank and earnest with women - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:14 Is that I'm always frank and earnest with women Die screaming motherfucker - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:06 Die screaming motherfucker Chefs do that - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:05 Chefs do that You thinking what I'm thinking - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:17 You thinking what I'm thinking Easy sport I got myself out of Beirut once - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:16 Easy sport I got myself out of Beirut once Alice please - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:33 Alice please What I'm saying is - The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:15 What I'm saying is As the year draws to a close - The Long Kiss Goodnight 01:05 As the year draws to a close

Cast

Samantha Caine (Charly) - Geena Davis
Mitch Henessey - Samuel L. Jackson
Caitlin - Yvonne Zima
Timothy - Craig Bierko