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Conrad Valmont:
I never understood why someone would want to be a vegetarian. I mean, do you really love animals that much? Barry the Therapist:
No, no, no, I just hate plants. Conrad Valmont:
You eat fish, though, right? Barry the Therapist:
Why? Conrad Valmont:
All the vegetarians eat fish. Barry the Therapist:
Well, I'm a Pisces. Conrad Valmont:
What's that got to do with it? Barry the Therapist:
I don't eat my own kind
I never understood why someone would want to be a vegetarian. I mean, do you really love animals that much? Barry the Therapist:
No, no, no, I just hate plants. Conrad Valmont:
You eat fish, though, right? Barry the Therapist:
Why? Conrad Valmont:
All the vegetarians eat fish. Barry the Therapist:
Well, I'm a Pisces. Conrad Valmont:
What's that got to do with it? Barry the Therapist:
I don't eat my own kind
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I never understood why someone would want to be a vegetarian
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I mean do you really love animals that much
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No no no I just hate plants CHUCKLES
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You eat fish though right Why
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All the vegetarians eat fish
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Well I'm a Pisces What's that got to do with it
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I don't eat my own kind
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Movie Summary
Conrad (Jason Bateman) is helped by his old friend Dylan (Billy Crudup) and returns the favor by falling for Dylan's girlfriend Beatrice (Olivia Wilde).


