"The Longest Yard" quotes

00:10 Who we gonna crush 00:30 He broke ded my nose 00:16 I knew you couldn't resist my shit 00:11 Will you teach me to football 00:08 His name is Ronnie 00:09 Who gives a shit 00:06 You gotta always protect the McNuggets 00:11 We didn't get the whole chocolate bar 00:28 Wow no bullshit Real football Against the guards 01:11 That's how a white man runs the football 00:37 I'm sure you already know this 00:04 It ain't easy being cheesy 00:09 I was all state 00:08 Is that a touchdown 00:20 You play football 00:24 Against the guards 00:11 You took a shit in my toilet 00:14 I think we should start seeing other people 00:10 Group hug in the shower tonight 00:16 Here's to the first friend I've had in I... 00:31 That's gonna cost ya 00:16 Whatever your pleasure 00:09 Shut up and pour me a drink 00:06 You acting like a real Mcasshole 00:10 What the hell's a tree out 00:15 Jesus Christ my savior If you help me out with this one 00:12 Bet you'd like to hit us 00:11 I brokeded your toy 00:12 Don't get short with me 00:11 What happened to you 00:04 Run Forrest run 00:05 Down Shrek Down 00:07 Yeah you wish pal No you wish I'd kiss you again 00:14 Why don't we have a maniacal pillow fight tonight 00:06 I'll cry with you 00:14 You're a psycho 00:16 The only game I'll play with you 00:09 Here come the party poopers 00:18 Do you have any idea who's beating you out there 00:11 Both teams are trying very hard 00:12 What are you talking about 00:08 Do that sound again 00:10 I ain't handing you the ball You don't have to 00:07 You can finish that one 00:13 Shit does happen 00:05 That boy's got slave feet 00:05 That boy got slave feet 00:08 He could catch a cold in the desert 00:08 I think Papajohn's their safety 00:14 So I just wanted to see for myself 00:18 That's my flyer 00:09 This is how a white man plays a guitar 00:10 I'll see you on the field 00:10 I think he did it on purpose 00:10 Ain't you guys glad you got a black man for a friend 00:16 Your quarterback 00:06 You're as maniacal as a box of kittens 00:04 This is baby back bullshit 00:04 GRUNTS Whoo whoo 00:14 I thought I was your friend 00:09 Does the n word offend you 00:13 You can sit down 00:15 He pitches it to Megget He's got some room 00:19 Get that old ass of yours in the endzone 00:06 Do the girls get to play 00:10 Criminals are people too 00:18 I'll tell you what bothers me the most warden 00:10 What's wrong with you 00:06 Why are you yelling at me 00:14 I love that dress 00:30 Ok I appreciate that 00:06 Stop the violence 00:06 Don't give me that shit 00:11 Y'all got a running back 00:07 That's good news 00:16 Let me ask you something 00:10 Why don't you stick this in your trophy case 00:05 Hey yo check out this fake Slim Shady man 00:06 Battle you're a psycho 00:16 Do you have any idea who's beating you out there 00:07 Do that sound again 00:08 Does the N word offend you nigger 00:04 Down Shrek Down 00:10 Great game sir 00:16 Here's to uh 00:06 Hey you can finish that one I got five more Take care guys 00:07 Hey Is that legal Yeah it is 00:08 I got a bird His name is Ronnie 00:15 I knew you couldn't resist my shit