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The Longest Yard

Prison inmates form a football team to challenge the prison guards.

Director

Peter Segal

Year

Genre

comedy, crime, sport

Box Office

$158,119,460

Production

Callahan Filmworks,Paramount Pictures,MTV Films,Columbia Pictures,Happy Madison Productions

Awards

3 wins & 17 nominations

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Paul Crewe

Caretaker

Coach Nate Scarborough

Megget

Deacon Moss

Errol Dandridge

Walter Williamson

Battle

Cheeseburger Eddy

Switowski

Brucie

Nicholas Turturro

Turley

Torres

Big Tony

Baby Face Bob

Unger

David Patrick Kelly

Ms. Tucker

Skitchy Rivers

Captain Knauer

William Fichtner

Guard Lambert

Bill Romanowski

Guard Engleheart

Guard Dunham

Guard Garner

Guard Papajohn

Michael Papajohn

Guard Webster

Guard Malloy

Guard Holland

Warden Hazen

Lynette

Cloris Leachman

Referee

Punky

Chris Berman

Jim Rome

Walt

Patrick Bristow

Lauren Sanchez

Officer Jack Pugh

Big Ear Cop

Christopher Neiman

Duane

Vic

Gavin (as Rob 'Revolution' Moore)

Jesse

Con Transvestite

Michael H. Goodwyn

Con Transvestite

Con Transvestite

Con Transvestite (as Andre Fuentes)

AndrÃ© Fuentes

Con Transvestite

Lonnie Henderson

Con Transvestite

Con Transvestite

Stretcher Guy

Mark Robert Ellis

Umpire (as Tim Crowley)

Timothy F. Crowley

Basketball Convict (as Kon Artist)

Basketball Convict

Basketball Convict

Basketball Convict

Basketball Convict

Sportswriter

Sportswriter

Sportswriter

Sportswriter

Sportswriter

Sportswriter

Sportswriter

Lorenzo

Bradlee

Party Guest

Jenae Altschwager

Party Guest

Party Guest

Press Box Technician

Ricardo J. King

Cafeteria Prisoner

Cafeteria Prisoner (as Jasper Pendergrass)

Jasper Pendergrass Jr.

Cafeteria Prisoner

Cafeteria Guard

Guard Sniper

Eric Chmielecki

Guard Cheerleader

Denise Marie Jerome

Guard Cheerleader

Jaayda McClanahan

Guard Cheerleader

Guard Cheerleader

Guard Cheerleader

Cara-Lee Knodel

Guard Cheerleader

Guard Hock

K-9 Officer Beller

Reporter

Wendie Pasterick Aston

'A' Guards Fan

'R' Guards Fan

'D' Guards Fan

Inmate

Nicolas Barclift

Inmate

Prison Guard

Bobby Beall Jr.

Potter, Guard Receiver #25

Prison Guard

Inmate

John Eric Brown

Prison Guard

Prison Basketball Player

Convict

Valet

Israel Carbajal

Prison Guard

Rodney Carrington

Model at Party

Football Fan

Lena

Convict

Prison Guard

Guard Rassmeusen

Allenville Police Officer

Christian DeStefanis

Inmate

Charles Dowdy III

Prisoner in cafeteria before riot

Prisoner

Football Fan

Warden's Crony

Prisoner

End Zone Boy

Wayne Charles Fugate

Lincoln

Reporter

Casey Hendershot

Party Guest

'G' Guards Fan

Prison Guard

Prisoner

Michael Lawrence Kaye

Press Photographer

Football Player

Fan

Inmate

Jose Jacinto Marquez

Sideline Fan

Self

ESPN 2 Cameraman

Inmate

Ball boy

Crash Witness

Robert McMurrer

Football Fan

Cop

Center for the Mean Machine

Football Fan

Football Player

Prisoner

City Cop

Robert O'Connor

Football Player

Prisoner

Fan

Tommy Rodriguez

Guard Football Player

Guard

Trophy Wife

Football Fan

Scarlett Schines

Spectator

Convict

Aleksandr Sountsov

ESPN Cameraman

Vendor

Sideline Guard

Hot Nurse

Football Player

Texas State Policeman

Inmate / Guard

'G' Guards Fan

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The waves Keep on crashing on me For some reason But your love Keeps on coming Like a thunderbolt - The Longest Yard

The waves Keep on crashing on me For some reason But your...

I love that dressOf course you do Lorenzo You made it - The Longest Yard

I love that dressOf course you do Lorenzo You made it

What happened to youHe locked me in the closet and left me to dieOh my God he is deranged - The Longest Yard

What happened to youHe locked me in the closet and left me...

Oh man Here come the party poopers - The Longest Yard

Oh man Here come the party poopers

Shit happensShit does happen I mean look what happened to your ears - The Longest Yard

Shit happensShit does happen I mean look what happened to...

Now listen here Mr Frodo Don't get short with me - The Longest Yard

Now listen here Mr Frodo Don't get short with me

That was good. - The Longest Yard

Hey, you can finish that one. - The Longest Yard

Hey, you can finish that one.

Okay, remain calm. - The Longest Yard

Okay, remain calm.

- Hello. - Do not get one more scratch on my car, or I will slit your throat. - The Longest Yard

- Hello. - Do not get one more scratch on my car, or I will...

Hey, Lena! - The Longest Yard

Long way from the big city, huh, superstar? - The Longest Yard

Long way from the big city, huh, superstar?

Home sweet home, boy. - The Longest Yard

Home sweet home, boy.

Now, I can assure you that your time here will be a whole lot easier if you just participate. - The Longest Yard

Now, I can assure you that your time here will be a whole...

If you'll excuse us, Mr. - The Longest Yard

If you'll excuse us, Mr.

Sit down! - The Longest Yard

Only the finest for you, superstar. - The Longest Yard

Only the finest for you, superstar.

INMATE 1: I ain't gonna forget you, Crewe. - The Longest Yard

INMATE 1: I ain't gonna forget you, Crewe.

You play football Me NoI suck so bad they used to pick me after the white kidsUsed to be mad too It's likeI can't believe I picked a nigga that can't play - The Longest Yard

You play football Me NoI suck so bad they used to pick me...

Whatever your pleasure I can facilitateYou need weed you need meth Hey you need Prozac I'm your manI know how you white boys always deal with that depressionI mean me personally I don't understand what you white boysall depressed about Hey you're white - The Longest Yard

Whatever your pleasure I can facilitateYou need weed you...

Hey. Let me take that tray out for you. I ain't done eating yet. Oh, you're not? I'll give it back t - The Longest Yard

Hey. Let me take that tray out for you. I ain't done...

Come on, Crewe, get up. - The Longest Yard

Come on, Crewe, get up.

You think you can do anything you want around here don't youWell you are no different than any other piece of shitthat calls this place homeReally These guys think you're a dumb redneck tooINMATES LAUGHINGGirl that's your new booYou better cut that shit - The Longest Yard

You think you can do anything you want around here...

You better cut that shit out. - The Longest Yard

You better cut that shit out.

Wake up, Sleeping Beauty. - The Longest Yard

Wake up, Sleeping Beauty.

What's this? - The Longest Yard

What's this Football 'tree outs 'What the hell is a tree outTryout you half a meatball - The Longest Yard

What's this Football 'tree outs 'What the...

Do the girls get to playWe're playing footballs not balls balls - The Longest Yard

Do the girls get to playWe're playing footballs not...

You know MVP sold his own teammates out. - The Longest Yard

You know MVP sold his own teammates out.

Yo man that's my flier man I worked hard on itYou see He ran like a little bitch right You saw that rightYo team needs you Team needs youYou sh You come to the tr Come to the tree outs - The Longest Yard

Yo man that's my flier man I worked hard on itYou see...

Will you teach me to footballSure we'll teach you to football Won't we CaretakerHey I'll teach you anything Just don't eat me - The Longest Yard

Will you teach me to footballSure we'll teach you to...

Down Shrek Down - The Longest Yard

Down Shrek Down

I'm gonna be your coach your captain your quarterbackYou haven't played in years Why can't I be quarterbackYou're right Let's see what you got All rightHit me I'm open Hike hike HikeThat's why Now sit down and shut up - The Longest Yard

I'm gonna be your coach your captain your...

I'm sorry I brokeded your toyNo that's a good thing You should have a victory hug with Caretaker - The Longest Yard

I'm sorry I brokeded your toyNo that's a good...

We'll work on that. - The Longest Yard

We'll work on that.

Stop the violence! - The Longest Yard

Stop the violence!

- Hey, Paul. - The Longest Yard

The blood of the guards is gonna flow like the rivers of ancient BabylonThat's good news Unger you're the man - The Longest Yard

The blood of the guards is gonna flow like the rivers of...

You look like you could use a little help. - The Longest Yard

You look like you could use a little help.

HAZEN: Well, now, Lindsay, this isn't about credit or congratulations. - The Longest Yard

HAZEN: Well, now, Lindsay, this isn't about credit or...

Yeah. Nice boot, skin man. Hey, why does he get to be the kicker? I was All-State, man. Let's see wh - The Longest Yard

Yeah. Nice boot, skin man. Hey, why does he get to be the...

Hey why does he get to be the kicker I was All State manLet's see what you gotThat's why you dumb ass - The Longest Yard

Hey why does he get to be the kicker I was All State...

Ain't you guys glad you got a black man for a friend? - The Longest Yard

Ain't you guys glad you got a black man for a friend?

NATE: Hazen has a rating system for every con. - The Longest Yard

NATE: Hazen has a rating system for every con.

What? Half a star? That's gotta be a mistake. Check it again. Check it again. You're about as maniac - The Longest Yard

What? Half a star? That's gotta be a mistake. Check it...

Why don't we have a maniacal pillow fight tonightThat could get it up someYeah We can sell it to pay per viewSuperstar Versus Half a Star - The Longest Yard

Why don't we have a maniacal pillow fight tonightThat...

- What's he doing that for? - The Longest Yard

- What's he doing that for?

People have told me that you and I look a lot alikeso I wanted to see for myselfBELLOWSI'm gonna take a piss - The Longest Yard

People have told me that you and I look a lot alikeso I...

Damn! Brucie. Brucie. You all right? You breathing? I got a bird. His name is Ronnie. Well, tell Ron - The Longest Yard

Damn! Brucie. Brucie. You all right? You breathing? I got a...

I got a bird His name is RonnieWell tell Ronnie you got knocked the fuck out - The Longest Yard

I got a bird His name is RonnieWell tell Ronnie you got...

Wow, no bullshit. - The Longest Yard

Wow, no bullshit.

Hey yo check out this fake Slim Shady man - The Longest Yard

Hey yo check out this fake Slim Shady man

I knew you couldn't resist my shitI got the shakes that'll make you quakeI got the fries that'll cross your eyesI got the burgers that'llI just got burgers - The Longest Yard

I knew you couldn't resist my shitI got the shakes...

The only game we'd play with you isSlap the Point Shaving White Boy Till He Cries Like a Baby Back BitchINMATES LAUGHBaby back bitch baby back bitch Baby back bitchThat's a big ass robot Yeah - The Longest Yard

The only game we'd play with you isSlap the Point...

Take this f... - The Longest Yard

Did I get you, dog? - The Longest Yard

Did I get you, dog?

It ain't easy bein' cheesy - The Longest Yard

It ain't easy bein' cheesy

Foul. That was a bullshit call! - The Longest Yard

Foul. That was a bullshit call!

All right, y'all. - The Longest Yard

All right, y'all.

Y'all got a running back? - The Longest Yard

Y'all got a running back?

You acting like a real Mcasshole - The Longest Yard

You acting like a real Mcasshole

Well we didn't get the whole chocolate barbut we got a Hershey's Kiss - The Longest Yard

Well we didn't get the whole chocolate barbut we got a...

Battle you're a psychoTony you're a fat shit Hut - The Longest Yard

Battle you're a psychoTony you're a fat shit Hut

That boy's got slave feet - The Longest Yard

That boy's got slave feet

I just wanted to let you know I am your biggest fanAnd I will be cheering my jailhouse boobies off for you at game dayI appreciate that Thank youPaulI appreciate youOkay thanks I'm glad to know thatGIGGLINGOkay are you done nowWhat's wrong with you - The Longest Yard

I just wanted to let you know I am your biggest fanAnd I...

What's wrong with you Jealous because I don't cheer for you anymoreI don't know what you're talking about freak showWhatever back freckles OTHERS GASPING - The Longest Yard

What's wrong with you Jealous because I don't...

Hey, hey. - The Longest Yard

Really good news. - The Longest Yard

Really good news.

I think Papajohn's their safety. - The Longest Yard

I think Papajohn's their safety.

Hut! Effective. - All right. - He brokeded my nose. - The Longest Yard

Hut! Effective. - All right. - He brokeded my nose.

I don't wanna play no more. - The Longest Yard

I don't wanna play no more.

He broke ded my nose - The Longest Yard

He broke ded my nose

I think he did it on purposeNo he didn'tOkay maybe he did - The Longest Yard

I think he did it on purposeNo he didn'tOkay maybe he...

He said he's sorry. - The Longest Yard

He said he's sorry.

Yeah you wish pal No you wish I'd kiss you againbecause your breath smell like eight cans of shark shit - The Longest Yard

Yeah you wish pal No you wish I'd kiss you againbecause...

Football, football I love football Yes, tres, dos, uno Hut one, hut two, hut, hut Hurry up Denaun, go long I'm gonna throw the bomb Come on Touchdown Run, Forrest, run! - The Longest Yard

Football, football I love football Yes, tres, dos, uno Hut...

Run Forrest run - The Longest Yard

Run Forrest run

That's how a white man plays guitar. - The Longest Yard

That's how a white man plays guitar.

Captain, he said he had some info. - The Longest Yard

Captain, he said he had some info.

Any books you'd recommend, inmate? - The Longest Yard

Any books you'd recommend, inmate?

No. It's the quiet time I like, sir. Maybe you'd like to read this. What the hell kind of bullshit b - The Longest Yard

No. It's the quiet time I like, sir. Maybe you'd...

Does the N word offend you niggerNo sir - The Longest Yard

Does the N word offend you niggerNo sir

Oops. Sorry about that. You mind fetching these books for me, boy? - The Longest Yard

Oops. Sorry about that. You mind fetching these books for...

No, sir. - The Longest Yard

Bet you'd like to hit us huhHit you sir NahY'all my friends - The Longest Yard

Bet you'd like to hit us huhHit you sir NahY'all...

Bet you'd like to hit us, huh? - The Longest Yard

Bet you'd like to hit us, huh?

Pick these up. - The Longest Yard

Go! Come on, hit me! I'm open! I'm open! - The Longest Yard

Go! Come on, hit me! I'm open! I'm open!

Come on! - The Longest Yard

Now I'll never get to play. - The Longest Yard

Now I'll never get to play.

The Longest Yard poster

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Prison inmates form a football team to challenge the prison guards.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Peter Segal

Writer: Albert S. Ruddy, Tracy Keenan Wynn, Sheldon Turner

Production: Callahan Filmworks,Paramount Pictures,MTV Films,Columbia Pictures,Happy Madison Productions

Genre: comedy, crime, sport

Year: 2005

MetaScore: 48/100

ImdbRating: 6.4

BoxOffice: $158,119,460

Released: 27 May 2005

Awards: 3 wins & 17 nominations

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