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The Longest Yard

Prison inmates form a football team to challenge the prison guards.

Director

Peter Segal

Year

Genre

comedy, crime, sport

Box Office

$158,119,460

Production

Callahan Filmworks,Paramount Pictures,MTV Films,Columbia Pictures,Happy Madison Productions

Awards

3 wins & 17 nominations

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Paul Crewe

Caretaker

Coach Nate Scarborough

Megget

Deacon Moss

Errol Dandridge

Walter Williamson

Battle

Cheeseburger Eddy

Switowski

Brucie

Nicholas Turturro

Turley

Torres

Big Tony

Baby Face Bob

Unger

David Patrick Kelly

Ms. Tucker

Skitchy Rivers

Captain Knauer

William Fichtner

Guard Lambert

Bill Romanowski

Guard Engleheart

Guard Dunham

Guard Garner

Guard Papajohn

Michael Papajohn

Guard Webster

Guard Malloy

Guard Holland

Warden Hazen

Lynette

Cloris Leachman

Referee

Punky

Chris Berman

Jim Rome

Walt

Patrick Bristow

Lauren Sanchez

Officer Jack Pugh

Big Ear Cop

Christopher Neiman

Duane

Vic

Gavin (as Rob 'Revolution' Moore)

Jesse

Con Transvestite

Michael H. Goodwyn

Con Transvestite

Con Transvestite

Con Transvestite (as Andre Fuentes)

AndrÃ© Fuentes

Con Transvestite

Lonnie Henderson

Con Transvestite

Con Transvestite

Stretcher Guy

Mark Robert Ellis

Umpire (as Tim Crowley)

Timothy F. Crowley

Basketball Convict (as Kon Artist)

Basketball Convict

Basketball Convict

Basketball Convict

Basketball Convict

Sportswriter

Sportswriter

Sportswriter

Sportswriter

Sportswriter

Sportswriter

Sportswriter

Lorenzo

Bradlee

Party Guest

Jenae Altschwager

Party Guest

Party Guest

Press Box Technician

Ricardo J. King

Cafeteria Prisoner

Cafeteria Prisoner (as Jasper Pendergrass)

Jasper Pendergrass Jr.

Cafeteria Prisoner

Cafeteria Guard

Guard Sniper

Eric Chmielecki

Guard Cheerleader

Denise Marie Jerome

Guard Cheerleader

Jaayda McClanahan

Guard Cheerleader

Guard Cheerleader

Guard Cheerleader

Cara-Lee Knodel

Guard Cheerleader

Guard Hock

K-9 Officer Beller

Reporter

Wendie Pasterick Aston

'A' Guards Fan

'R' Guards Fan

'D' Guards Fan

Inmate

Nicolas Barclift

Inmate

Prison Guard

Bobby Beall Jr.

Potter, Guard Receiver #25

Prison Guard

Inmate

John Eric Brown

Prison Guard

Prison Basketball Player

Convict

Valet

Israel Carbajal

Prison Guard

Rodney Carrington

Model at Party

Football Fan

Lena

Convict

Prison Guard

Guard Rassmeusen

Allenville Police Officer

Christian DeStefanis

Inmate

Charles Dowdy III

Prisoner in cafeteria before riot

Prisoner

Football Fan

Warden's Crony

Prisoner

End Zone Boy

Wayne Charles Fugate

Lincoln

Reporter

Casey Hendershot

Party Guest

'G' Guards Fan

Prison Guard

Prisoner

Michael Lawrence Kaye

Press Photographer

Football Player

Fan

Inmate

Jose Jacinto Marquez

Sideline Fan

Self

ESPN 2 Cameraman

Inmate

Ball boy

Crash Witness

Robert McMurrer

Football Fan

Cop

Center for the Mean Machine

Football Fan

Football Player

Prisoner

City Cop

Robert O'Connor

Football Player

Prisoner

Fan

Tommy Rodriguez

Guard Football Player

Guard

Trophy Wife

Football Fan

Scarlett Schines

Spectator

Convict

Aleksandr Sountsov

ESPN Cameraman

Vendor

Sideline Guard

Hot Nurse

Football Player

Texas State Policeman

Inmate / Guard

'G' Guards Fan

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Explore 183 Clips

Did you see that? - The Longest Yard

Did you see that?

That stings. - The Longest Yard

Man, that boy would catch a cold in the desert. - The Longest Yard

Man, that boy would catch a cold in the desert.

He could catch a cold in the desert - The Longest Yard

He could catch a cold in the desert

Holy shit is that Paul Crewe - The Longest Yard

Holy shit is that Paul Crewe

You know I think you had sex with my wife before I married herSorry about that Oh hell noIf she's hot enough to have a one nighterwith a pro football playerI must be doing all right ALL LAUGH - The Longest Yard

You know I think you had sex with my wife before I married...

Did it rain last night? - The Longest Yard

Did it rain last night?

Son of a bitch. - The Longest Yard

Son of a bitch.

The warden is trying to break our spirit. - The Longest Yard

The warden is trying to break our spirit.

Hey, hey Hey, hey Let a boy boogie Yeah! - The Longest Yard

Hey, hey Hey, hey Let a boy boogie Yeah!

Boom, boom, boom, boom Bang, bang, bang, bang Boom, boom, boom, boom Bang, bang, bang, bang How, how, how, how Shoes, nigga! - The Longest Yard

Boom, boom, boom, boom Bang, bang, bang, bang Boom, boom,...

Check this out. - The Longest Yard

Check this out.

Good ball. - The Longest Yard

Who we gonna crush The guardsWho we gonna kill The guardsWho we gonna kiss The guardsGotcha - The Longest Yard

Who we gonna crush The guardsWho we gonna kill The guardsWho...

Lights out! - The Longest Yard

Check your toilet There should be a little surprise in there for youYou took a shit in my toiletNo that's the surprise I left in Brucie's toilet - The Longest Yard

Check your toilet There should be a little surprise in there...

Just shut up and pour me a drink bitch - The Longest Yard

Just shut up and pour me a drink bitch

Here's tothe first friend I've had in I don't know how longSWITOWSKI Hey I thought I was your friend PaulYou are SwitowskiJust finish your coloring book and go back to sleep - The Longest Yard

Here's tothe first friend I've had in I don't...

SWITOWSKI Hey I thought I was your friend PaulYou are SwitowskiJust finish your coloring book and go back to sleep - The Longest Yard

SWITOWSKI Hey I thought I was your friend PaulYou are...

Don't give me that shitO J chopped his wife's head off and still got some ass - The Longest Yard

Don't give me that shitO J chopped his wife's head...

Nice job. - The Longest Yard

- - Whoo-whoo! - The Longest Yard

- One more, please? - The Longest Yard

- One more, please?

- Quiet down. - The Longest Yard

You can say this, my man's a team player! - The Longest Yard

You can say this, my man's a team player!

- What the hell is this? - The Longest Yard

- What the hell is this?

Nothing happened. - The Longest Yard

Nothing happened.

So you're telling me that these animals are watching our game films. - The Longest Yard

So you're telling me that these animals are watching...

What are you doing? - The Longest Yard

What are you doing?

Everybody! - The Longest Yard

Every day we've been taking shit, for a long time. - The Longest Yard

Every day we've been taking shit, for a long time.

- What time is it? - The Longest Yard

- What time is it?

PAUL: Tomorrow, 12:00, the bus leaves. - The Longest Yard

PAUL: Tomorrow, 12:00, the bus leaves.

That's how most folks Make their way Yodel-ay-hee A gift for you, Mr. - The Longest Yard

That's how most folks Make their way Yodel-ay-hee A...

When I die And they lay me to rest Gonna go to the place That's the best When they lay me Down to die Going up To the spirit in the sky Going up To the spirit in the sky When I die And they lay me to rest I'm gonna go to the place That's the best - The Longest Yard

When I die And they lay me to rest Gonna go to the place...

ROME: We're here deep in the heart of toothless country, coming to you from a simple Texas high school stadium that's been retrofitted for the big event. - The Longest Yard

ROME: We're here deep in the heart of toothless...

Hey, shitheads! - The Longest Yard

Hey, shitheads!

Everybody on their feet for the wardenAnthony wow You can sit downThank God - The Longest Yard

Everybody on their feet for the wardenAnthony wow You can...

Anthony, wow. - The Longest Yard

Crewe! I'll see you on the field! I think he's in love with you. PAUL: All right, listen up. I know it's hard to get psyched for the game without Caretaker being here. - The Longest Yard

Crewe! I'll see you on the field! I think he's in...

ALL: Mean Machine! - The Longest Yard

ALL: Mean Machine!

Come on, Batt! - The Longest Yard

- What's that? - The Longest Yard

Sweet dreams, bitch. - The Longest Yard

Sweet dreams, bitch.

Twenty, hut! - The Longest Yard

Eighty-six. - The Longest Yard

I'll cry with you - The Longest Yard

I'll cry with you

Why are you yelling at me All I did was care - The Longest Yard

Why are you yelling at me All I did was care

This is baby back bullshit - The Longest Yard

This is baby back bullshit

Oooh! That one hurt my marble sack. NATE: All right! - You all right? - Yeah. - What down is it? - F - The Longest Yard

Oooh! That one hurt my marble sack. NATE: All right! - You...

That one hurt my marble sack - The Longest Yard

That one hurt my marble sack

What do you think? - The Longest Yard

What do you think?

You gotta always protect the McNuggets - The Longest Yard

You gotta always protect the McNuggets

ENGLEHEART Quit booing people Both teams are trying very hardWhat the hell's wrong with you Stop acting like a damn cheerleaderSportsmanship try it Shut up - The Longest Yard

ENGLEHEART Quit booing people Both teams are trying very...

That's how a white man runs a footballIf I was on D I'd crack you square in that egg ass head of yoursYeah but you ain't on D Are you bitchSwitowski Come hereDo you know what he said to me in the libraryYes Him OutGROWLSD D defense D D defenseBERMAN The - The Longest Yard

That's how a white man runs a footballIf I was on D...

Yes. Him. Out. D, D, defense D, D, defense BERMAN: The cons don't seem to have an answer for Dunham, - The Longest Yard

Yes. Him. Out. D, D, defense D, D, defense BERMAN: The cons...

So you bastards remember that play we practiced in the mudWhat are you talking about That was some schoolyard bullshitYeah Let's try some schoolyard bullshit - The Longest Yard

So you bastards remember that play we practiced in the...

And look at that little Megget run. - The Longest Yard

And look at that little Megget run.

Did you see that? - The Longest Yard

Did you see that?

Do that sound againWhoopI like that - The Longest Yard

Do that sound againWhoopI like that

And so, on a miraculous play, the cons end the first half with the score: 14-all. - The Longest Yard

And so, on a miraculous play, the cons end the first half...

Bring it in. - The Longest Yard

What in the hell do you think you're doing out there? - The Longest Yard

What in the hell do you think you're doing out there?

But I don't want my guys hurt. - The Longest Yard

But I don't want my guys hurt.

I tell you what bothers me the most WardenThat you're not gonna be out there on that field with usgetting what you got coming to youThe only thing coming to me is victory - The Longest Yard

I tell you what bothers me the most WardenThat you're...

The only thing coming to me is victory. - The Longest Yard

The only thing coming to me is victory.

- Let's go, boy! - The Longest Yard

- Let's go, boy!

Megget is finally brought down at the guards' 33, where Paul Crewe will take over. - The Longest Yard

Megget is finally brought down at the guards' 33, where...

All right. - The Longest Yard

What a shot he took! - The Longest Yard

What a shot he took!

I think the cons are just about out of options at quarterback. - The Longest Yard

I think the cons are just about out of options at...

Hey, Skitchy, let me ask you something. - The Longest Yard

Hey, Skitchy, let me ask you something.

He's got the first down. - The Longest Yard

He's got the first down.

Huddle up. - The Longest Yard

Okay. Thank you. Now, who are we? Mean Machine! Come on, Mean Machine, let's go! - The Longest Yard

Okay. Thank you. Now, who are we? Mean Machine! Come on,...

Third down and 6. - The Longest Yard

Third down and 6.

Oh my arm! - The Longest Yard

Moss is behind a wall of cons. - The Longest Yard

Moss is behind a wall of cons.

Hey Is that legal Yeah it isIs that a touchdown Yes it is - The Longest Yard

Hey Is that legal Yeah it isIs that a touchdown Yes it is

Jesus Christ my savior If you help me out with this oneI promise to stop cheating on my wife with black guys Amen - The Longest Yard

Jesus Christ my savior If you help me out with this oneI...

Well that felt unnecessary - The Longest Yard

Well that felt unnecessary

He pitches it to Megget He's got some room - The Longest Yard

He pitches it to Megget He's got some room

You can do itGet that old ass of yours in the end zoneWe gotta win this thing Come on - The Longest Yard

You can do itGet that old ass of yours in the end zoneWe...

I ain't handing you the ball You don't have to - The Longest Yard

I ain't handing you the ball You don't have to

What an amazing comeback, folks! - The Longest Yard

What an amazing comeback, folks!

They did it! - The Longest Yard

We win! - The Longest Yard

Criminals are people too ChrisNow give me your walletWhatJust kidding LAUGHS - The Longest Yard

Criminals are people too ChrisNow give me your...

You got a lot of balls, Crewe. - The Longest Yard

You got a lot of balls, Crewe.

He's escaping. - The Longest Yard

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Prison inmates form a football team to challenge the prison guards.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Peter Segal

Writer: Albert S. Ruddy, Tracy Keenan Wynn, Sheldon Turner

Production: Callahan Filmworks,Paramount Pictures,MTV Films,Columbia Pictures,Happy Madison Productions

Genre: comedy, crime, sport

Year: 2005

MetaScore: 48/100

ImdbRating: 6.4

BoxOffice: $158,119,460

Released: 27 May 2005

Awards: 3 wins & 17 nominations

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Also watch: 50 First Dates, Click, Anger Management, Mr Deeds, The Benchwarmers, I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry, You Don't Mess with the Zohan, Grandma's Boy, Spanglish, Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, Happy Gilmore, The Longest Yard, Grown Ups, That's My Boy, Bedtime Stories, Just Go with It, Big Daddy, Jack and Jill, Grown Ups 2