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Hey why does he get to be the kicker I was All State manLet's see what you gotThat's why you dumb ass
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The Longest Yard

... that's why you dumbass

Brucie:
How come I cant be kicker? I was all state!Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe:All right let's see what you got.Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe:... that's why you dumbass

Full Transcript

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Hey why does he get to be the kicker I was All State man
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Let's see what you got
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That's why you dumb ass
Available in 6 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
2,486
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:12
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy, crime, sport
Production
Callahan Filmworks,Paramount Pictures,MTV Films,Columbia Pictures,Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

Prison inmates form a football team to challenge the prison guards.

Actors

Nicholas Turturro
Brucie
Nicholas Turturro
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All right, y'all.
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