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The Longest Yard

Only the finest for you, superstar

Only the finest for you, superstar

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Only the finest for you superstar
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LAUGHS
Available in 6 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:59
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy, crime, sport
Production
Callahan Filmworks,Paramount Pictures,MTV Films,Columbia Pictures,Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

Prison inmates form a football team to challenge the prison guards.
INMATE 1: I ain't gonna forget you, Crewe. - The Longest Yard 00:09
INMATE 1: I ain't gonna forget you, Crewe.
You play football Me NoI suck so bad they used to pick me after the white kidsUsed to be mad too It's likeI can't believe I picked a nigga that can't play - The Longest Yard 00:11
You play football Me NoI suck so bad they used to pick me...
Whatever your pleasure I can facilitateYou need weed you need meth Hey you need Prozac I'm your manI know how you white boys always deal with that depressionI mean me personally I don't understand what you white boysall depressed about Hey you're white - The Longest Yard 00:15
Whatever your pleasure I can facilitateYou need weed you...
Hey. Let me take that tray out for you. I ain't done eating yet. Oh, you're not? I'll give it back t - The Longest Yard 00:13
Hey. Let me take that tray out for you. I ain't done...
Come on, Crewe, get up. - The Longest Yard 00:23
Come on, Crewe, get up.
You think you can do anything you want around here don't youWell you are no different than any other piece of shitthat calls this place homeReally These guys think you're a dumb redneck tooINMATES LAUGHINGGirl that's your new booYou better cut that shit - The Longest Yard 00:30
You think you can do anything you want around here...
You better cut that shit out. - The Longest Yard 00:09
You better cut that shit out.
Wake up, Sleeping Beauty. - The Longest Yard 00:23
Wake up, Sleeping Beauty.
What's this? - The Longest Yard 00:47
What's this?
What's this Football 'tree outs 'What the hell is a tree outTryout you half a meatball - The Longest Yard 00:09
What's this Football 'tree outs 'What the...
Do the girls get to playWe're playing footballs not balls balls - The Longest Yard 00:06
Do the girls get to playWe're playing footballs not...
You know MVP sold his own teammates out. - The Longest Yard 00:28
You know MVP sold his own teammates out.
Yo man that's my flier man I worked hard on itYou see He ran like a little bitch right You saw that rightYo team needs you Team needs youYou sh You come to the tr Come to the tree outs - The Longest Yard 00:14
Yo man that's my flier man I worked hard on itYou see...
Will you teach me to footballSure we'll teach you to football Won't we CaretakerHey I'll teach you anything Just don't eat me - The Longest Yard 00:09
Will you teach me to footballSure we'll teach you to...
Down Shrek Down - The Longest Yard 00:04
Down Shrek Down
I'm gonna be your coach your captain your quarterbackYou haven't played in years Why can't I be quarterbackYou're right Let's see what you got All rightHit me I'm open Hike hike HikeThat's why Now sit down and shut up - The Longest Yard 00:15
I'm gonna be your coach your captain your...
I'm sorry I brokeded your toyNo that's a good thing You should have a victory hug with Caretaker - The Longest Yard 00:09
I'm sorry I brokeded your toyNo that's a good...
We'll work on that. - The Longest Yard 00:11
We'll work on that.
Stop the violence! - The Longest Yard 00:10
Stop the violence!
- Hey, Paul. - The Longest Yard 00:27
- Hey, Paul.