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The Longest Yard

Really good news.We started a football team. You like football? It's kind of like...

The Longest Yard • 2005

Really good news.We started a football team. You like football? It's kind of like ping-pong. Only the ball's a little biggerand egg-shaped, like my head. Just a joke. Stay calm. Give you a good chanceto throw people on the ground, hurt them like you used towhen you were a kid, 10 feet 6 inches ago. We'd be playing the guards

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Really good news We started a football team

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You like football

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It's kind of like ping pong

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Only the ball's a little bigger and egg shaped like my head

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LAUGHS AWKWARDLY

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Just a joke Stay calm

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Give you a good chance to throw people on the ground

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hurt them like you used to when you were a kid

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10 feet 6 inches ago

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GROWLS SOFTLY

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We'd be playing the guards

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هل تتزوجيني

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نعم

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نعم نعم لماذا تأخرت بطلب هذا

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مرحبا بك في العائلة

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شكرا يسعدنا أن نحظى بك

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مع حبي إيرا

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Bonne nouvelle on monte une équipe de foot

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T'aimes le football

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Ça ressemble au ping pong

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mais avec une grosse balle allongée comme ma tête

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C'est une blague tranquille

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C'est l'occasion de jeter les gens à terre

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de les blesser comme quand t'étais petit quand tu faisais 2 mètres

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On joue contre les gardiens

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Tolle Neuigkeiten Wir haben jetzt ein Footballteam

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Stehst du auf Football

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Ist so ähnlich wie Pingpong

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der Ball ist nur größer und eiförmig So wie mein Kopf

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War nur ein Scherz Bleib ruhig

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Du könntest Menschen zu Boden werfen

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ihnen wehtun Wie damals als du ein Kind warst und drei Meter kleiner

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Wir spielen gegen die Wärter

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Ada berita bagus Kami memulai sebuah tim football

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Kau suka football

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Itu seperti Ping Pong

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Hanya saja bolanya lebih besar dan lonjong seperti kepalaku

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Hanya bercanda Tenanglah

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Memberikanmu kesempatan yang bagus untuk membanting orang ke tanah

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melukai mereka seperti dulu saat kau masih kecil beberapa waktu lalu

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Kita akan bertanding melawan para penjaga

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Quieres casarte conmigo

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Sí

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Sí sí sí Qué te tomó tanto tiempo

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Bienvenido a la familia

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Gracias Es bueno tenerte

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Con amor Ira

Available in 6 languages

Duration

28 seconds

Views

92

Timestamp in Movie

00:43:22

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Genres

comedy, crime, sport

Production

Callahan Filmworks,Paramount Pictures,MTV Films,Columbia Pictures,Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

Prison inmates form a football team to challenge the prison guards.