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The Longest Yard

Shit does happen. I mean, look what happened to your ears

Big Ears Cop:...shit happens.Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe:Shit does happen. I mean, look what happened to your ears

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Shit happens
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Shit does happen I mean look what happened to your ears
Available in 4 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
2,083
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:59
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy, crime, sport
Production
Callahan Filmworks,Paramount Pictures,MTV Films,Columbia Pictures,Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

Prison inmates form a football team to challenge the prison guards.

Actors

Adam Sandler
Paul Crewe
Adam Sandler
Now listen here Mr Frodo Don't get short with me - The Longest Yard 00:05
Now listen here Mr Frodo Don't get short with me
That was good. - The Longest Yard 00:25
That was good.
Hey, you can finish that one. - The Longest Yard 00:14
Hey, you can finish that one.
Okay, remain calm. - The Longest Yard 00:10
Okay, remain calm.
- Hello. - Do not get one more scratch on my car, or I will slit your throat. - The Longest Yard 00:34
- Hello. - Do not get one more scratch on my car, or I will...
Hey, Lena! - The Longest Yard 00:27
Hey, Lena!
Long way from the big city, huh, superstar? - The Longest Yard 00:15
Long way from the big city, huh, superstar?
Home sweet home, boy. - The Longest Yard 00:30
Home sweet home, boy.
Now, I can assure you that your time here will be a whole lot easier if you just participate. - The Longest Yard 00:15
Now, I can assure you that your time here will be a whole...
If you'll excuse us, Mr. - The Longest Yard 00:07
If you'll excuse us, Mr.
Sit down! - The Longest Yard 00:39
Sit down!
Only the finest for you, superstar. - The Longest Yard 00:07
Only the finest for you, superstar.
INMATE 1: I ain't gonna forget you, Crewe. - The Longest Yard 00:09
INMATE 1: I ain't gonna forget you, Crewe.
You play football Me NoI suck so bad they used to pick me after the white kidsUsed to be mad too It's likeI can't believe I picked a nigga that can't play - The Longest Yard 00:11
You play football Me NoI suck so bad they used to pick me...
Whatever your pleasure I can facilitateYou need weed you need meth Hey you need Prozac I'm your manI know how you white boys always deal with that depressionI mean me personally I don't understand what you white boysall depressed about Hey you're white - The Longest Yard 00:15
Whatever your pleasure I can facilitateYou need weed you...
Hey. Let me take that tray out for you. I ain't done eating yet. Oh, you're not? I'll give it back t - The Longest Yard 00:13
Hey. Let me take that tray out for you. I ain't done...
Come on, Crewe, get up. - The Longest Yard 00:23
Come on, Crewe, get up.
You think you can do anything you want around here don't youWell you are no different than any other piece of shitthat calls this place homeReally These guys think you're a dumb redneck tooINMATES LAUGHINGGirl that's your new booYou better cut that shit - The Longest Yard 00:30
You think you can do anything you want around here...
You better cut that shit out. - The Longest Yard 00:09
You better cut that shit out.
Wake up, Sleeping Beauty. - The Longest Yard 00:23
Wake up, Sleeping Beauty.