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Just shut up and pour me a drink bitch
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The Longest Yard

Shut up and pour me a drink, bitch!

Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe:Why are there 2 glasses?Caretaker:Shut up and pour me a drink, bitch!

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Just shut up and pour me a drink bitch
Available in 6 languages
Duration
4 seconds
Views
1,068
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:17
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy, crime, sport
Production
Callahan Filmworks,Paramount Pictures,MTV Films,Columbia Pictures,Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

Prison inmates form a football team to challenge the prison guards.

Actors

Chris Rock
Caretaker
Chris Rock
Here's tothe first friend I've had in I don't know how longSWITOWSKI Hey I thought I was your friend PaulYou are SwitowskiJust finish your coloring book and go back to sleep - The Longest Yard 00:15
Here's tothe first friend I've had in I don't...
SWITOWSKI Hey I thought I was your friend PaulYou are SwitowskiJust finish your coloring book and go back to sleep - The Longest Yard 00:09
SWITOWSKI Hey I thought I was your friend PaulYou are...
Don't give me that shitO J chopped his wife's head off and still got some ass - The Longest Yard 00:05
Don't give me that shitO J chopped his wife's head...
Nice job. - The Longest Yard 00:18
Nice job.
- - Whoo-whoo! - The Longest Yard 00:13
- - Whoo-whoo!
- One more, please? - The Longest Yard 00:11
- One more, please?
- Quiet down. - The Longest Yard 00:19
- Quiet down.
You can say this, my man's a team player! - The Longest Yard 00:19
You can say this, my man's a team player!
- What the hell is this? - The Longest Yard 00:14
- What the hell is this?
Nothing happened. - The Longest Yard 00:22
Nothing happened.
So you're telling me that these animals are watching our game films. - The Longest Yard 00:20
So you're telling me that these animals are watching...
What are you doing? - The Longest Yard 00:28
What are you doing?
Everybody! - The Longest Yard 00:07
Everybody!
Every day we've been taking shit, for a long time. - The Longest Yard 00:16
Every day we've been taking shit, for a long time.
- What time is it? - The Longest Yard 00:10
- What time is it?
PAUL: Tomorrow, 12:00, the bus leaves. - The Longest Yard 00:13
PAUL: Tomorrow, 12:00, the bus leaves.
That's how most folks Make their way Yodel-ay-hee A gift for you, Mr. - The Longest Yard 00:18
That's how most folks Make their way Yodel-ay-hee A...
When I die And they lay me to rest Gonna go to the place That's the best When they lay me Down to die Going up To the spirit in the sky Going up To the spirit in the sky When I die And they lay me to rest I'm gonna go to the place That's the best - The Longest Yard 00:33
When I die And they lay me to rest Gonna go to the place...
ROME: We're here deep in the heart of toothless country, coming to you from a simple Texas high school stadium that's been retrofitted for the big event. - The Longest Yard 00:26
ROME: We're here deep in the heart of toothless...
Hey, shitheads! - The Longest Yard 00:06
Hey, shitheads!