That's how a white man runs the football! Man, you lucky I ain't on defense. I'd crack you...
Something wrong with the clip?
Quote
Guard Dunham:
[after breaking off a long run, storms up to Megget]
That's how a white man runs the football!
Earl Megget:
Man, you lucky I ain't on defense. I'd crack you in that egg-ass head of yours!
Guard Dunham:
Yeah, but you ain't on defense. Are ya, bitch?
Earl Megget:
Switowski! Come here!
[he comes running over]
Earl Megget:
You know what he said in the library?
[whispers to Switowski about Dunham calling Malcolm X then "N word", as Switowski's eyes about pop out of his head]
Earl Megget:
Yes. Him. Out!
Switowski:
[Destroys Dunham with a huge hit on the next play. Everyone gathers around to look at Dunham and sniffs]
I think I made-ed him shit himself.
Coach Nate Scarborough:
I think he just shit himself.
All Sportswriters:
I think he just shit himself.
Stretcher Guy:
Good lord, this guy shit himself big time!
Switowski:
[jumps up and down celebrating]
See! I told you i made-ed him shit himself!
Earl Megget:
[as Dunmham is being carted off the field on a stretcher]
I'll be sure to send them books to the hospital, pimp!
Deacon Moss:
And some diapers!
Transcript
00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.169
That's how a white man runs a football
00:00:03.378 --> 00:00:06.172
If I was on D I'd crack you square in that egg ass head of yours
00:00:06.339 --> 00:00:08.967
Yeah but you ain't on D Are you bitch
00:00:11.998 --> 00:00:12.679
Switowski Come here
00:00:13.471 --> 00:00:15.598
Do you know what he said to me in the library
00:00:19.394 --> 00:00:21.854
Yes Him Out
00:00:22.146 --> 00:00:23.606
GROWLS
00:00:25.525 --> 00:00:28.528
D D defense D D defense
00:00:28.736 --> 00:00:31.001
BERMAN The cons don't seem to have an answer for Dunham
00:00:31.114 --> 00:00:34.002
who's averaging close to 12 yards a carry this half
00:00:34.284 --> 00:00:35.091
GRUNTING
00:00:36.369 --> 00:00:37.495
Green 67 KNUCKLE CRACKS
00:00:37.704 --> 00:00:39.497
Green 67 Hut
00:00:43.501 --> 00:00:46.212
Oh what a hit on Dunham by Switowski
00:00:49.299 --> 00:00:51.467
I think I made him shit himself
00:00:52.385 --> 00:00:54.012
Shit I think he just shit himself
00:00:54.387 --> 00:00:56.597
ALL I think he just shit himself
00:00:56.806 --> 00:00:59.892
Good Lord This guy shit himself bigtime
00:01:00.685 --> 00:01:03.896
LAUGHS See I told you I made him shit himself
00:01:04.001 --> 00:01:07.999
Yo I'll make sure I send them books to the hospital pimp
00:01:07.001 --> 00:01:09.036
And some diapers
Clip duration: 71 seconds
Views: 1341
Timestamp in movie: 01h 21m 53s
Uploaded: 21 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, crime, sport
Summary: Prison inmates form a football team to challenge the prison guards.
Comments
Actors
00:09 Who gives a shit
00:20 You play football
00:10 Group hug in the shower tonight
00:11 We didn't get the whole chocolate bar
00:04 It ain't easy being cheesy
00:24 Against the guards
00:09 I was all state
00:37 I'm sure you already know this
00:11 You took a shit in my toilet
00:08 Is that a touchdown
00:06 You acting like a real Mcasshole
00:14 I think we should start seeing other people
00:16 Here's to the first friend I've had in I...
00:06 You're as maniacal as a box of kittens
00:31 That's gonna cost ya
00:16 The only game I'll play with you
00:16 Whatever your pleasure
00:10 What the hell's a tree out
00:06 I'll cry with you
00:14 You're a psycho