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That's how a white man runs a footballIf I was on D I'd crack you square in that egg ass head of yoursYeah but you ain't on D Are you bitchSwitowski Come hereDo you know what he said to me in the

The Longest Yard

And some diapers!

The Longest Yard • 2005

Guard Dunham:
That's how a white man runs the football!Earl Megget:Man, you lucky I ain't on defense. I'd crack you in that egg-ass head of yours!Guard Dunham:Yeah, but you ain't on defense. Are ya, bitch?Earl Megget:Switowski! Come here!Earl Megget:You know what he said in the library?Earl Megget:Yes. Him. Out!Switowski: I think I made-ed him shit himself.Coach Nate Scarborough:I think he just shit himself.All Sportswriters:I think he just shit himself.Stretcher Guy:Good lord, this guy shit himself big time!Switowski: See! I told you i made-ed him shit himself!Earl Megget: I'll be sure to send them books to the hospital, pimp!Deacon Moss:And some diapers!

Full Transcript

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That's how a white man runs a football

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If I was on D I'd crack you square in that egg ass head of yours

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Yeah but you ain't on D Are you bitch

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Switowski Come here

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Do you know what he said to me in the library

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Yes Him Out

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GROWLS

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D D defense D D defense

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BERMAN The cons don't seem to have an answer for Dunham

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who's averaging close to 12 yards a carry this half

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GRUNTING

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Green 67 KNUCKLE CRACKS

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Green 67 Hut

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Oh what a hit on Dunham by Switowski

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I think I made him shit himself

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Shit I think he just shit himself

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ALL I think he just shit himself

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Good Lord This guy shit himself bigtime

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LAUGHS See I told you I made him shit himself

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Yo I'll make sure I send them books to the hospital pimp

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And some diapers

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ك ن مهذبا حسنا يا صاح

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حسنا

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ربما سأربي الدجاج

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أو أعمل في المصنع

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إن كان هذا ماتريده

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يمكنك ان تصبح ماتريده دانيال مكدونالد

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أي شيء مزارع أو محامي أو رائد فضاء

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انت فتى ذكي جدا

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هل تعتقدين هذا فعلا نعم

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أنا متأكدة من ذلك

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حسنا هي ا

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C'est comme ça que les Blancs jouent

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En défense je t'aurais pété ton crâne d' uf

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Ouais sauf que t'y es pas pauvre pute

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Switowski viens voir

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Il m'a dit ça dans la bibliothèque

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Ouais lui dehors

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Go D Défense D Défense

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Les prisonniers butent face à Dunham

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qui en est déjà à 12 yards de moyenne par course

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Dunham s'est pris un sacré coup de Switowski

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Je crois qu'il s'est chié dessus

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Je crois qu'il s'est chié dessus

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Il s'est chié dessus

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Bon sang Ce type s'est chié dessus et bien

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Vous avez vu Je vous avais dit que j'y arriverais

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Je lui apporterai des livres à l'hosto

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Et des couches

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So läuft ein Weißer mit 'nem Football

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Wäre ich in der Verteidigung könntest du was erleben

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Aber da bist du nicht du Penner

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Switowski Komm her

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Weißt du was der zu mir gesagt hat

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Die Knackis haben keine Antwort auf Dunham

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der im Schnitt zwölf Yards pro Lauf erzielt

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Was für ein Hit gegen Dunham durch Switowski

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Ich glaube er hat sich vollgeschissen

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Er hat sich vollgeschissen

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Er hat sich vollgeschissen

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Oh Gott der hat sich tierisch vollgeschissen

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Seht ihr Ich sag ja der hat sich in die Hose geschissen

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Ich schick die Bücher ins Krankenhaus

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Mit ein paar Windeln

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Begitulah cara orang kulit putih berlari di football

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Jika aku tadi bermain sudah kupatahkan lehermu

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Yeah tapi kau tidak bermain bukan

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Switowski Sini sebentar

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Kau tau apa yang dia katakan untukku di pustaka

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Ya habisi dia

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D D defense bertahan D D defense

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Para napi sepertinya tidak tau bagaimana cara menghentikan Dunham

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yang telah telah mencapai jarak 12 yard seorang diri

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Green 67

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Green 67 Hut

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Oh Dunham dihajar keras oleh Switowski

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Kupikir aku telah membuatnya tidak bisa bermain lagi

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Astaga Kupikir dia tidak bisa bermain lagi

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Kupikir dia tidak bisa bermain lagi

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Ya Tuhan Dia keluar lapangan di saat yang penting

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Lihat Sudah kubilang Aku membuatnya tidak bisa bermain lagi

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Yo Kupastikan akan kukirimkan beberapa buku ke rumah sakit pecundang

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Dan beberapa popok

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Pórtate bien Está bien amigo

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Está bien

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Tal vez voy a criar pollos

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o trabajar en la fábrica

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Si eso es lo que quieres

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Puedes ser lo que quieras Daniel McDonald

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Cualquier cosa en lo absoluto Un agricultor un abogado un astrónomo

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Eres un chico muy inteligente

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De verdad lo crees Sí

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Sé que así es

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Está bien vamos

Available in 6 languages

Duration

70 seconds

Views

4,445

Timestamp in Movie

01:21:53

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Genres

comedy, crime, sport

Production

Callahan Filmworks,Paramount Pictures,MTV Films,Columbia Pictures,Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

Prison inmates form a football team to challenge the prison guards.

Actors

Guard Dunham

Switowski

Coach Nate Scarborough

Stretcher Guy

Mark Robert Ellis

Deacon Moss