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The Longest Yard

This is baby-back bullshit!

Deacon Moss:
This is baby-back bullshit!

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This is baby back bullshit
Available in 4 languages
Duration
4 seconds
Views
4,124
Timestamp in Movie
01:17:14
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy, crime, sport
Production
Callahan Filmworks,Paramount Pictures,MTV Films,Columbia Pictures,Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

Prison inmates form a football team to challenge the prison guards.

Actors
Deacon Moss
Michael Irvin
James Cromwell
Warden Hazen
James Cromwell
Oooh! That one hurt my marble sack. NATE: All right! - You all right? - Yeah. - What down is it? - F - The Longest Yard 00:20
Oooh! That one hurt my marble sack. NATE: All right! - You...
That one hurt my marble sack - The Longest Yard 00:05
That one hurt my marble sack
What do you think? - The Longest Yard 00:20
What do you think?
You gotta always protect the McNuggets - The Longest Yard 00:05
You gotta always protect the McNuggets
ENGLEHEART Quit booing people Both teams are trying very hardWhat the hell's wrong with you Stop acting like a damn cheerleaderSportsmanship try it Shut up - The Longest Yard 00:11
ENGLEHEART Quit booing people Both teams are trying very...
That's how a white man runs a footballIf I was on D I'd crack you square in that egg ass head of yoursYeah but you ain't on D Are you bitchSwitowski Come hereDo you know what he said to me in the libraryYes Him OutGROWLSD D defense D D defenseBERMAN The - The Longest Yard 01:10
That's how a white man runs a footballIf I was on D...
Yes. Him. Out. D, D, defense D, D, defense BERMAN: The cons don't seem to have an answer for Dunham, - The Longest Yard 00:23
Yes. Him. Out. D, D, defense D, D, defense BERMAN: The cons...
So you bastards remember that play we practiced in the mudWhat are you talking about That was some schoolyard bullshitYeah Let's try some schoolyard bullshit - The Longest Yard 00:11
So you bastards remember that play we practiced in the...
And look at that little Megget run. - The Longest Yard 00:16
And look at that little Megget run.
Did you see that? - The Longest Yard 00:08
Did you see that?
Do that sound againWhoopI like that - The Longest Yard 00:07
Do that sound againWhoopI like that
And so, on a miraculous play, the cons end the first half with the score: 14-all. - The Longest Yard 00:09
And so, on a miraculous play, the cons end the first half...
Bring it in. - The Longest Yard 00:24
Bring it in.
What in the hell do you think you're doing out there? - The Longest Yard 00:13
What in the hell do you think you're doing out there?
But I don't want my guys hurt. - The Longest Yard 00:20
But I don't want my guys hurt.
I tell you what bothers me the most WardenThat you're not gonna be out there on that field with usgetting what you got coming to youThe only thing coming to me is victory - The Longest Yard 00:18
I tell you what bothers me the most WardenThat you're...
The only thing coming to me is victory. - The Longest Yard 00:12
The only thing coming to me is victory.
- Let's go, boy! - The Longest Yard 00:42
- Let's go, boy!
Megget is finally brought down at the guards' 33, where Paul Crewe will take over. - The Longest Yard 00:11
Megget is finally brought down at the guards' 33, where...
All right. - The Longest Yard 00:15
All right.