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Well we didn't get the whole chocolate barbut we got a Hershey's Kiss
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The Longest Yard

Well, we didn't get the whole chocolate bar, but we got a Hershey's kiss

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Well, we didn't get the whole chocolate bar, but we got a Hershey's kiss

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Well we didn't get the whole chocolate bar
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but we got a Hershey's Kiss
Available in 4 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
2,275
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:10
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy, crime, sport
Production
Callahan Filmworks,Paramount Pictures,MTV Films,Columbia Pictures,Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

Prison inmates form a football team to challenge the prison guards.

Actors

Chris Rock
Caretaker
Chris Rock
Battle you're a psychoTony you're a fat shit Hut - The Longest Yard 00:06
Battle you're a psychoTony you're a fat shit Hut
That boy's got slave feet - The Longest Yard 00:05
That boy's got slave feet
I just wanted to let you know I am your biggest fanAnd I will be cheering my jailhouse boobies off for you at game dayI appreciate that Thank youPaulI appreciate youOkay thanks I'm glad to know thatGIGGLINGOkay are you done nowWhat's wrong with you - The Longest Yard 00:29
I just wanted to let you know I am your biggest fanAnd I...
What's wrong with you Jealous because I don't cheer for you anymoreI don't know what you're talking about freak showWhatever back freckles OTHERS GASPING - The Longest Yard 00:09
What's wrong with you Jealous because I don't...
Hey, hey. - The Longest Yard 00:27
Hey, hey.
Really good news. - The Longest Yard 00:28
Really good news.
I think Papajohn's their safety. - The Longest Yard 00:15
I think Papajohn's their safety.
Hut! Effective. - All right. - He brokeded my nose. - The Longest Yard 00:14
Hut! Effective. - All right. - He brokeded my nose.
I don't wanna play no more. - The Longest Yard 00:55
I don't wanna play no more.
He broke ded my nose - The Longest Yard 00:30
He broke ded my nose
I think he did it on purposeNo he didn'tOkay maybe he did - The Longest Yard 00:10
I think he did it on purposeNo he didn'tOkay maybe he...
He said he's sorry. - The Longest Yard 00:43
He said he's sorry.
Yeah you wish pal No you wish I'd kiss you againbecause your breath smell like eight cans of shark shit - The Longest Yard 00:06
Yeah you wish pal No you wish I'd kiss you againbecause...
Football, football I love football Yes, tres, dos, uno Hut one, hut two, hut, hut Hurry up Denaun, go long I'm gonna throw the bomb Come on Touchdown Run, Forrest, run! - The Longest Yard 00:14
Football, football I love football Yes, tres, dos, uno Hut...
Run Forrest run - The Longest Yard 00:04
Run Forrest run
That's how a white man plays guitar. - The Longest Yard 00:06
That's how a white man plays guitar.
Captain, he said he had some info. - The Longest Yard 00:36
Captain, he said he had some info.
Any books you'd recommend, inmate? - The Longest Yard 00:19
Any books you'd recommend, inmate?
No. It's the quiet time I like, sir. Maybe you'd like to read this. What the hell kind of bullshit b - The Longest Yard 00:29
No. It's the quiet time I like, sir. Maybe you'd...
Does the N word offend you niggerNo sir - The Longest Yard 00:08
Does the N word offend you niggerNo sir