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The Longest Yard

What the hell is this?- What? It's good. It keeps going. - Hi.- Here I am. Turn this shit...

What the hell is this?- What? It's good. It keeps going. - Hi.- Here I am. Turn this shit off. Turn it off. No!

Full Transcript

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INMATES GASPING
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What the hell is this What It's good It keeps going
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Hi Here I am
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Turn this shit off Turn it off
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No
Available in 6 languages
Duration
14 seconds
Views
50
Timestamp in Movie
01:03:16
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy, crime, sport
Production
Callahan Filmworks,Paramount Pictures,MTV Films,Columbia Pictures,Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

Prison inmates form a football team to challenge the prison guards.
Nothing happened. - The Longest Yard 00:22
Nothing happened.
So you're telling me that these animals are watching our game films. - The Longest Yard 00:20
So you're telling me that these animals are watching...
What are you doing? - The Longest Yard 00:28
What are you doing?
Everybody! - The Longest Yard 00:07
Everybody!
Every day we've been taking shit, for a long time. - The Longest Yard 00:16
Every day we've been taking shit, for a long time.
- What time is it? - The Longest Yard 00:10
- What time is it?
PAUL: Tomorrow, 12:00, the bus leaves. - The Longest Yard 00:13
PAUL: Tomorrow, 12:00, the bus leaves.
That's how most folks Make their way Yodel-ay-hee A gift for you, Mr. - The Longest Yard 00:18
That's how most folks Make their way Yodel-ay-hee A...
When I die And they lay me to rest Gonna go to the place That's the best When they lay me Down to die Going up To the spirit in the sky Going up To the spirit in the sky When I die And they lay me to rest I'm gonna go to the place That's the best - The Longest Yard 00:33
When I die And they lay me to rest Gonna go to the place...
ROME: We're here deep in the heart of toothless country, coming to you from a simple Texas high school stadium that's been retrofitted for the big event. - The Longest Yard 00:26
ROME: We're here deep in the heart of toothless...
Hey, shitheads! - The Longest Yard 00:06
Hey, shitheads!
Everybody on their feet for the wardenAnthony wow You can sit downThank God - The Longest Yard 00:13
Everybody on their feet for the wardenAnthony wow You can...
Anthony, wow. - The Longest Yard 00:26
Anthony, wow.
Crewe! I'll see you on the field! I think he's in love with you. PAUL: All right, listen up. I know it's hard to get psyched for the game without Caretaker being here. - The Longest Yard 00:49
Crewe! I'll see you on the field! I think he's in...
ALL: Mean Machine! - The Longest Yard 00:06
ALL: Mean Machine!
Come on, Batt! - The Longest Yard 00:15
Come on, Batt!
- What's that? - The Longest Yard 00:15
- What's that?
Sweet dreams, bitch. - The Longest Yard 00:30
Sweet dreams, bitch.
Twenty, hut! - The Longest Yard 00:34
Twenty, hut!
Eighty-six. - The Longest Yard 00:08
Eighty-six.