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Who we gonna crush?: The guards!Caretaker:Who we gonna kill?: The guards!Caretaker:Who we gonna kiss?Brucie: The guards!Caretaker: Gotcha

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Who we gonna crush The guards
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Who we gonna kill The guards
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Who we gonna kiss The guards
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Available in 6 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
1,701
Timestamp in Movie
00:58:27
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy, crime, sport
Production
Callahan Filmworks,Paramount Pictures,MTV Films,Columbia Pictures,Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

Prison inmates form a football team to challenge the prison guards.

Actors

Chris Rock
Caretaker
Chris Rock
Nicholas Turturro
Brucie
Nicholas Turturro
Lights out! - The Longest Yard 00:08
Lights out!
Check your toilet There should be a little surprise in there for youYou took a shit in my toiletNo that's the surprise I left in Brucie's toilet - The Longest Yard 00:10
Check your toilet There should be a little surprise in there...
Just shut up and pour me a drink bitch - The Longest Yard 00:04
Just shut up and pour me a drink bitch
Here's tothe first friend I've had in I don't know how longSWITOWSKI Hey I thought I was your friend PaulYou are SwitowskiJust finish your coloring book and go back to sleep - The Longest Yard 00:15
Here's tothe first friend I've had in I don't...
SWITOWSKI Hey I thought I was your friend PaulYou are SwitowskiJust finish your coloring book and go back to sleep - The Longest Yard 00:09
SWITOWSKI Hey I thought I was your friend PaulYou are...
Don't give me that shitO J chopped his wife's head off and still got some ass - The Longest Yard 00:05
Don't give me that shitO J chopped his wife's head...
Nice job. - The Longest Yard 00:18
Nice job.
- - Whoo-whoo! - The Longest Yard 00:13
- - Whoo-whoo!
- One more, please? - The Longest Yard 00:11
- One more, please?
- Quiet down. - The Longest Yard 00:19
- Quiet down.
You can say this, my man's a team player! - The Longest Yard 00:19
You can say this, my man's a team player!
- What the hell is this? - The Longest Yard 00:14
- What the hell is this?
Nothing happened. - The Longest Yard 00:22
Nothing happened.
So you're telling me that these animals are watching our game films. - The Longest Yard 00:20
So you're telling me that these animals are watching...
What are you doing? - The Longest Yard 00:28
What are you doing?
Everybody! - The Longest Yard 00:07
Everybody!
Every day we've been taking shit, for a long time. - The Longest Yard 00:16
Every day we've been taking shit, for a long time.
- What time is it? - The Longest Yard 00:10
- What time is it?
PAUL: Tomorrow, 12:00, the bus leaves. - The Longest Yard 00:13
PAUL: Tomorrow, 12:00, the bus leaves.
That's how most folks Make their way Yodel-ay-hee A gift for you, Mr. - The Longest Yard 00:18
That's how most folks Make their way Yodel-ay-hee A...