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Why don't we have a maniacal pillow fight tonightThat could get it up someYeah We can sell it to pay per viewSuperstar Versus Half a Star
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Yeah, and we can sell it to Pay-Per-View - Superstar vs. Half-a-Star

Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: Hey, let's have a maniacal pillow fight tonight! That should boost your rating!Skitchy Rivers:Yeah, and we can sell it to Pay-Per-View - Superstar vs. Half-a-Star

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Why don't we have a maniacal pillow fight tonight
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That could get it up some
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Yeah We can sell it to pay per view
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Superstar Versus Half a Star
Available in 6 languages
Duration
11 seconds
Views
782
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:43
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy, crime, sport
Production
Callahan Filmworks,Paramount Pictures,MTV Films,Columbia Pictures,Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

Prison inmates form a football team to challenge the prison guards.

Actors

Edward Bunker
Skitchy Rivers
Edward Bunker
Chris Rock
Caretaker
Chris Rock
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