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You play football Me NoI suck so bad they used to pick me after the white kidsUsed to be mad too It's likeI can't believe I picked a nigga that can't play
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The Longest Yard

Me? No. I sucked so bad, they used to pick *after* the white kids. Used to be mad to be...

Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe:You play football?Caretaker:Me? No. I sucked so bad, they used to pick *after* the white kids. Used to be mad to be like, "Man, I can't believe I picked a nigga that can't play!"

Full Transcript

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You play football Me No
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I suck so bad they used to pick me after the white kids
00:00:06.381 --> 00:00:07.674
Used to be mad too It's like
00:00:07.757 --> 00:00:10.134
I can't believe I picked a nigga that can't play
Available in 6 languages
Duration
11 seconds
Views
1,305
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:57
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
Production
Callahan Filmworks,Paramount Pictures,MTV Films,Columbia Pictures,Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

Prison inmates form a football team to challenge the prison guards.

Actors

Chris Rock
Caretaker