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As long as neatness doesn't count

As long as neatness doesn'tcount. Let me lay it out for you. That guy at that table...

The Love Boat • S01E20 • 1977

As long as neatness doesn't
count. Let me lay it out for you. That guy at that table is
nothing but a cruise ship
cowboy, looking to add another notch to
his life preserver. He only wants one thing from
you. He'll take your heart and rip it
apart. And then he'll stomp on it and
squish it and turn it into
hamburger meat. And then he'll leave you on the
dock crying for your mother. ..And then you know what he'll
do? He'll just go off and look for
somebody else. Do you think you could introduce
me?

Full Transcript

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As long as neatness doesn't count.

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Let me lay it out for you.

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That guy at that table is nothing but a cruise ship cowboy,

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looking to add another notch to his life preserver.

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He only wants one thing from you.

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He'll take your heart and rip it apart.

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And then he'll stomp on it and squish it and turn it into hamburger meat.

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And then he'll leave you on the dock crying for your mother.

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..And then you know what he'll do?

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He'll just go off and look for somebody else.

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Do you think you could introduce me?

Duration

27 seconds

Views

108

Timestamp in Movie

00:12:32

Uploaded

Sep 13, 2023

Season

1

Episode

20

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

Aaron Spelling Productions

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Movie Summary

The romantic and comic tales of the passengers and crew of the cruise ship, Pacific Princess.