Have you gone mad? Okay, what's the joke? What do you mean? I don't know how you rigged...
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[Jim brings the malfunctioning Herbie back to Thorndyke. It accidentally bangs against Thorndyke's Rolls Royce and stops. Jim gets out]
Peter Thorndyke:
Have you gone mad?
Jim Douglas:
Okay, what's the joke?
Peter Thorndyke:
What do you mean?
Jim Douglas:
I don't know how you rigged it, but I'm sure that car is a real cut-up when a convention comes to town.
Peter Thorndyke:
What in the name of...
Jim Douglas:
If I'd wanted a trick car, I would have bought one at a joke shop.
Peter Thorndyke:
[as Carole joins him]
Allow me to say that I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about. You come billowing up in that beastly little car, and assault my personal Rolls Royce.
Jim Douglas:
...I brought it back! I want my money, I want the papers I signed, and then I'll get outta here, and you two clowns can... can have your little laugh.
Carole Bennett:
Mr. Douglas, if there is anything wrong with the car, would you be good enough to tell me what it is?
Jim Douglas:
Well, there's nothing essentially wrong with the car. It's just that it wants to go one way and I'd like to go the other.
Peter Thorndyke:
Well, whatever it is, none of it is covered in our gilt-headed guarantee.
Jim Douglas:
Oh, I'm sure of that.
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Have you gone mad
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Okay what's the joke
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What do you mean
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I don't know how you rigged it
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but I'm sure that car's a real cutup
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when a convention comes to town
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If I wanted a trick car I would've
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bought one in a joke shop
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Allow me to say that I haven't the slightest idea
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what you're talking about
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You come blithering up in that beastly little car
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and assault my personal Rolls Royce
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I brought it back I want my money
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I want the papers I signed and then I'll get out of here
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and you two clowns can have your little laugh
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Mr Douglas if there is anything wrong with the car
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would you be good enough to tell me what it is
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There's nothing essentially wrong with the car
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It's just that it wants to go one way and I'd like to go the other
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Whatever it is none of it is covered
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in our gilt edged guarantee
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Oh I'm sure of that
Clip duration: 47 seconds
Views: 153
Timestamp in movie: 00h 13m 49s
Uploaded: 25 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, family, sport
Summary: Down-on-his-luck race car driver Jim Douglas teams up with a little VW Bug that has a mind of it's own, not realizing Herbie's worth until a sneaky rival plots to steal him.
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