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"The Love Guru" quotes

The Love Guru poster
Pitka, an American raised outside of his country by gurus, returns to the States in order to break into the self-help business. His first challenge is to settle the romantic troubles and subsequent professional skid of a star hockey

Director: Marco Schnabel
Writer: Mike Myers, Graham Gordy
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance, sport
Year: 2008
MetaScore: 24/100
ImdbRating: 3.8
BoxOffice: $32,235,793
Released: 20 Jun 2008
Awards: 5 wins & 8 nominations

32 video clips

Guru PitkaDarren RoanokeJane BullardCoach Punch CherkovGuru TugginmypudhaJay KellRajneeshJacques GrandeAngry FanPrudence RoanokeJessica SimpsonVal Kilmer
Darren if your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant - The Love Guru 00:10 Darren if your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant How can you be the Love Guru if you've never been in a relationship - The Love Guru 00:24 How can you be the Love Guru if you've never been in a... Rajneesh I'd like an alligator soup and make it snappy - The Love Guru 00:12 Rajneesh I'd like an alligator soup and make it snappy It's a problem - The Love Guru 00:16 It's a problem This little guy scared the crap out of me - The Love Guru 00:24 This little guy scared the crap out of me Then I will like myself - The Love Guru 00:14 Then I will like myself Give me a pound Lock it down - The Love Guru 00:14 Give me a pound Lock it down Mariska Hargitay - The Love Guru 00:06 Mariska Hargitay What's the capital of Thailand Bangkok - The Love Guru 00:11 What's the capital of Thailand Bangkok Good distraction frees us from emotional pain - The Love Guru 00:11 Good distraction frees us from emotional pain I'd like to thank the Academy Wow these things are heavy Yeah - The Love Guru 00:09 I'd like to thank the Academy Wow these things are... Tonawanda Street Tonawanda Street - The Love Guru 00:25 Tonawanda Street Tonawanda Street Let's look at the word guru okay - The Love Guru 00:12 Let's look at the word guru okay Hey It's down to one game - The Love Guru 00:07 Hey It's down to one game Dell Computers this is Chip - The Love Guru 00:10 Dell Computers this is Chip Don't look at me with that tone of voice or I punch you in the shirt - The Love Guru 00:15 Don't look at me with that tone of voice or I punch you... Did someone order the special Quebec pizza eh - The Love Guru 00:10 Did someone order the special Quebec pizza eh Jane the City of Toronto doesn't hate you - The Love Guru 00:29 Jane the City of Toronto doesn't hate you Boo You suck Bullard No you suck - The Love Guru 00:36 Boo You suck Bullard No you suck If I sit like this any longer I'm gonna pop my dink bag - The Love Guru 00:08 If I sit like this any longer I'm gonna pop my dink bag Do you think he's really changed - The Love Guru 00:11 Do you think he's really changed Rajneesh let's make like a baby and head out - The Love Guru 00:07 Rajneesh let's make like a baby and head out You're just afraid of intimacy or into me I see - The Love Guru 00:08 You're just afraid of intimacy or into me I see I explain that people may say bad things about you - The Love Guru 00:17 I explain that people may say bad things about you Now what is it you can't face - The Love Guru 00:04 Now what is it you can't face Mariska Hargitay Your Holiness - The Love Guru 00:54 Mariska Hargitay Your Holiness Ladies and gentlemen please welcome the incredible Miss Celine Dion - The Love Guru 00:14 Ladies and gentlemen please welcome the incredible Miss... Break the pickle Tickle tickle - The Love Guru 00:06 Break the pickle Tickle tickle What's wrong with shark skin - The Love Guru 00:09 What's wrong with shark skin And now I'd like to show my love by making for you a Quebec pizza - The Love Guru 00:13 And now I'd like to show my love by making for you a... I haven't laughed like this in such a long time - The Love Guru 00:10 I haven't laughed like this in such a long time I am His Holiness the Guru Pitka - The Love Guru 00:06 I am His Holiness the Guru Pitka

Cast

Jessica Simpson - Jessica Simpson
Guru Pitka - Mike Myers
Deepak Chopra - Deepak Chopra
Rob Blake - Rob Blake
Jane Bullard - Jessica Alba
All Cast