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I am His Holiness the Guru Pitka
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The Love Guru

I am his holiness, the Guru Pitka

[repeated line] Guru Pitka:
I am his holiness, the Guru Pitka

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I am His Holiness the Guru Pitka
Duration
6 seconds
Views
639
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:19
Uploaded
Nov 22, 2022
Genres
comedy, romance, sport
Production
Paramount Pictures,Internationale Filmproduktion Poseidon,LSG Productions,Love Guru Productions,Michael De Luca Productions,Nomoneyfun Films,Spyglass Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Pitka, an American raised outside of his country by gurus, returns to the States in order to break into the self-help business. His first challenge is to settle the romantic troubles and subsequent professional skid of a star hockey

Actors

Mike Myers
Guru Pitka
Mike Myers
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Let's look at the word guru okay
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Who is this prick - The Love Guru 00:22
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Well as I write in my book Stop Hitting Yourself
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Did someone order the special Quebec pizza eh
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Don't look at me with that tone of voice or I punch you...
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Good distraction frees us from emotional pain