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The Love Guru

Let's look at the word, guru. Ok. My goal is to get you to say "Gee You Are You", tm

Guru Pitka:

Let's look at the word, guru. Ok. My goal is to get you to say "Gee You Are You", tm

Full Transcript

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Let's look at the word guru okay
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My goal is to get you to say Gee you are you
Duration
12 seconds
Views
448
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:48
Uploaded
Nov 22, 2022
Genres
comedy, romance, sport
Production
Paramount Pictures,Internationale Filmproduktion Poseidon,LSG Productions,Love Guru Productions,Michael De Luca Productions,Nomoneyfun Films,Spyglass Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Pitka, an American raised outside of his country by gurus, returns to the States in order to break into the self-help business. His first challenge is to settle the romantic troubles and subsequent professional skid of a star hockey

Actors

Mike Myers
Guru Pitka
Mike Myers
Jessica Alba
Jane Bullard
Jessica Alba
Without intimacy you feel nowhere - The Love Guru 00:20
Without intimacy you feel nowhere
Then after he got syphilis he would say things like - The Love Guru 00:20
Then after he got syphilis he would say things like
Mariska Hargitay - The Love Guru 00:06
Mariska Hargitay
Mariska Hargitay Your Holiness - The Love Guru 00:54
Mariska Hargitay Your Holiness
This little guy scared the crap out of me - The Love Guru 00:24
This little guy scared the crap out of me
Who is this prick - The Love Guru 00:22
Who is this prick
Well this kitten's got a whip Meow - The Love Guru 00:06
Well this kitten's got a whip Meow
Well as I write in my book Stop Hitting Yourself - The Love Guru 00:19
Well as I write in my book Stop Hitting Yourself
I explain that people may say bad things about you - The Love Guru 00:17
I explain that people may say bad things about you
Jane the City of Toronto doesn't hate you - The Love Guru 00:29
Jane the City of Toronto doesn't hate you
I mean I didn't even ask for this job I guess it's just my fate - The Love Guru 00:30
I mean I didn't even ask for this job I guess it's...
And now I'd like to show my love by making for you a Quebec pizza - The Love Guru 00:13
And now I'd like to show my love by making for you a...
Did someone order the special Quebec pizza eh - The Love Guru 00:10
Did someone order the special Quebec pizza eh
Don't look at me with that tone of voice or I punch you in the shirt - The Love Guru 00:15
Don't look at me with that tone of voice or I punch you...
Darren if your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant - The Love Guru 00:10
Darren if your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant
Now your entourage must stay behind - The Love Guru 00:17
Now your entourage must stay behind
What's wrong with shark skin - The Love Guru 00:09
What's wrong with shark skin
Good distraction frees us from emotional pain - The Love Guru 00:11
Good distraction frees us from emotional pain
It's a problem - The Love Guru 00:16
It's a problem
I'd like to thank the Academy Wow these things are heavy Yeah - The Love Guru 00:09
I'd like to thank the Academy Wow these things are...