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The Love Guru

Quaking pudding! I can't take this!

Guru Pitka: Quaking pudding! I can't take this!

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Quaking pudding I can't take this
Duration
5 seconds
Views
187
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:59
Uploaded
May 19, 2024
Genres
comedy, romance, sport
Production
Paramount Pictures,Internationale Filmproduktion Poseidon,LSG Productions,Love Guru Productions,Michael De Luca Productions,Nomoneyfun Films,Spyglass Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Pitka, an American raised outside of his country by gurus, returns to the States in order to break into the self-help business. His first challenge is to settle the romantic troubles and subsequent professional skid of a star hockey
What does Deepak Chopra have that I don't have - The Love Guru 00:09
What does Deepak Chopra have that I don't have
Two million dollars - The Love Guru 00:06
Two million dollars
Let me get this straight - The Love Guru 00:21
Let me get this straight
Yet you are blind - The Love Guru 00:55
Yet you are blind
I want to become a guru so girls will like me - The Love Guru 00:07
I want to become a guru so girls will like me
Then I will like myself - The Love Guru 00:14
Then I will like myself
I am His Holiness the Guru Pitka - The Love Guru 00:06
I am His Holiness the Guru Pitka
If I sit like this any longer I'm gonna pop my dink bag - The Love Guru 00:08
If I sit like this any longer I'm gonna pop my dink bag
Let's look at the word guru okay - The Love Guru 00:12
Let's look at the word guru okay
Without intimacy you feel nowhere - The Love Guru 00:20
Without intimacy you feel nowhere
Then after he got syphilis he would say things like - The Love Guru 00:20
Then after he got syphilis he would say things like
Mariska Hargitay - The Love Guru 00:06
Mariska Hargitay
Mariska Hargitay Your Holiness - The Love Guru 00:54
Mariska Hargitay Your Holiness
This little guy scared the crap out of me - The Love Guru 00:24
This little guy scared the crap out of me
Who is this prick - The Love Guru 00:22
Who is this prick
Well this kitten's got a whip Meow - The Love Guru 00:06
Well this kitten's got a whip Meow
Well as I write in my book Stop Hitting Yourself - The Love Guru 00:19
Well as I write in my book Stop Hitting Yourself
I explain that people may say bad things about you - The Love Guru 00:17
I explain that people may say bad things about you
Jane the City of Toronto doesn't hate you - The Love Guru 00:29
Jane the City of Toronto doesn't hate you
I mean I didn't even ask for this job I guess it's just my fate - The Love Guru 00:30
I mean I didn't even ask for this job I guess it's...