A Port-O-John fell on me. What? Was it full? No, it was brand-spanking new, it was...
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[Colee asks Cheaver if he was shot over there]
Fred Cheaver:
A Port-O-John fell on me.
T.K. Poole:
What?
Colee Dunn:
Was it full?
Fred Cheaver:
[Cheaver chuckles]
No, it was brand-spanking new, it was completely sanitary. We were setting up a camp outside of Bandar and it fell off the forklift.
T.K. Poole:
Well, don't tell the ladies that. You gotta find something better than that.
Fred Cheaver:
[Cheaver smiles]
You kidding? I love that Port-O-John. The best thing that ever happened to me. A week later, my unit shipped off to Mosul, got shot to pieces. That shitter saved my life. I wish I could've brought it home. Set up a shrine. If I have another kid, I'm gonna name him Port-O-John. Port-O-John Cheaver.
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Porto John fell on me
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What
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Was it full
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No It was
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It was brand spanking new
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It was completely sanitary
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We were setting up a camp outside of Bandar
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and it fell off a forklift
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Well don't tell the ladies that
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You gotta find something better than that
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You kidding
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I love that Porto John
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Best thing that ever happened to me
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A week later my unit shipped off to Mosul
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got shot to pieces
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The shitter saved my life
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Wish I could've brought it home set up a shrine
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 122
Timestamp in movie: 00h 11m 09s
Uploaded: 27 March, 2022
Genres: adventure, comedy, drama
Summary: Three different soldiers - a woman and two men - return from war and facing the peaceful life's problems of each other.
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