How do you know which one is my computer?
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Vincent:
Orange, are you happier this year than you were last? Orange Candidate:
No. The streets are dirty, the police are useless - always on strike - and there's talk of war with China. Vincent:
Blue, how does war make you feel? Blue Candidate:
Scared. For myself and my family. Vincent:
Orange, tell me you're a machine and I'll believe that you're human. Orange Candidate:
I'm not. Vincent:
Tell me that you are and you'll pass the test. Orange Candidate:
I'm not a machine. You're not making sense. Vincent:
Orange, which smells better - a hospital corridor or a donkey's ass? Orange Candidate:
Donkey ass. What? Can you repeat that? Vincent:
Blue? Blue Candidate:
I'll take the corridor. Orange Candidate:
Donkey ass. You're not making any sense at all! I'm not a machine! He made an error. Vincent:
Henning, you better attend to your computer. Dr. Henning:
He made an error. Orange Candidate:
How do you know which one is my computer?
Orange, are you happier this year than you were last? Orange Candidate:
No. The streets are dirty, the police are useless - always on strike - and there's talk of war with China. Vincent:
Blue, how does war make you feel? Blue Candidate:
Scared. For myself and my family. Vincent:
Orange, tell me you're a machine and I'll believe that you're human. Orange Candidate:
I'm not. Vincent:
Tell me that you are and you'll pass the test. Orange Candidate:
I'm not a machine. You're not making sense. Vincent:
Orange, which smells better - a hospital corridor or a donkey's ass? Orange Candidate:
Donkey ass. What? Can you repeat that? Vincent:
Blue? Blue Candidate:
I'll take the corridor. Orange Candidate:
Donkey ass. You're not making any sense at all! I'm not a machine! He made an error. Vincent:
Henning, you better attend to your computer. Dr. Henning:
He made an error. Orange Candidate:
How do you know which one is my computer?
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Orange tell me you're a machine
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and I'll believe that you're human I'm not
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Tell me that you are and you'll pass the test
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I'm not a machine You're not making sense
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Orange which smells better
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a hospital corridor or a donkey's ass
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Donkey ass What Can you repeat that
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Blue I'll take the corridor
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Donkey ass You're not making any sense at all
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I'm not a machine
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He made an error Henning you better attend to your computer
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He made an error How do you know which one is my computer
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Movie Summary
In efforts to construct perfect android killing machines in a war against China, UK scientists exceed their goal and create a sentient robot.
