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He could totally be my own, personal Jesus
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The Man from Earth: Holocene

He could totally be my own,personal Jesus

He could totally be my own,
personal Jesus

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He could totally be my own, personal Jesus.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:06
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Genres
drama, fantasy, sci-fi
Production
Falling Sky Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A 14,000-year-old college professor notices that he has finally started showing signs of aging. Meanwhile, four of his students get suspicious of him and start investigating his past.
We are totally getting that book. - The Man from Earth: Holocene 00:05
We are totally getting that book.
I woke you, I'm sorry. I must be getting out of practice. - The Man from Earth: Holocene 00:05
I woke you, I'm sorry. I must be getting out of practic...
You really have to go? We could spend the whole weekend in bed. - The Man from Earth: Holocene 00:05
You really have to go? We could spend the whole weekend in b...
- And go to Hillary and Rob's thing. - Fair trade, isn't it? - The Man from Earth: Holocene 00:05
- And go to Hillary and Rob's thing. - Fair trade, isn&...
I'm going stir crazy, Carolyn. - The Man from Earth: Holocene 00:05
I'm going stir crazy, Carolyn.
- I hate when you disappear. - I'm know, it's just something's... - The Man from Earth: Holocene 00:05
- I hate when you disappear. - I'm know, it's just...
Something's not right. I'm not bouncing back like I'm used to. - The Man from Earth: Holocene 00:05
Something's not right. I'm not bouncing back like ...
It's called "getting older". - The Man from Earth: Holocene 00:04
It's called "getting older".
But if you insist on stomping around the woods like a cave man... - The Man from Earth: Holocene 00:06
But if you insist on stomping around the woods like a cave m...
I suppose it's a better mid-life crisis thing than - The Man from Earth: Holocene 00:10
I suppose it's a better mid-life crisis thing than
Then I'd better try and get back the deposit on that Ducati. - The Man from Earth: Holocene 00:05
Then I'd better try and get back the deposit on that Du...
- You want anything to eat? - No thanks, we're good. - The Man from Earth: Holocene 00:04
- You want anything to eat? - No thanks, we're good.
They're kidding. Thanks, Mom. Will you knock it off? - The Man from Earth: Holocene 00:04
They're kidding. Thanks, Mom. Will you knock it off?
- What's so earth-shattering? - Can we...? - The Man from Earth: Holocene 00:06
- What's so earth-shattering? - Can we...?
For ten years, this guy, Arthur M. Jenkins, - The Man from Earth: Holocene 00:09
For ten years, this guy, Arthur M. Jenkins,
One night, this Oldman guy tells his professor friends that he's 14000 years old. - The Man from Earth: Holocene 00:08
One night, this Oldman guy tells his professor friends that ...
He was born a caveman, became immortal. He knew Columbus, Vincent Van Gogh... - The Man from Earth: Holocene 00:07
He was born a caveman, became immortal. He knew Columbus, Vi...
He always uses the name John with a pun for a last name. - The Man from Earth: Holocene 00:05
He always uses the name John with a pun for a last name.
Stay in one place for ten years or so, until people realize he doesn't age. - The Man from Earth: Holocene 00:08
Stay in one place for ten years or so, until people realize ...
Lived under hundreds of identities, including, wait for it... - The Man from Earth: Holocene 00:06
Lived under hundreds of identities, including, wait for it.....