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The Man from the Diners' Club

An employee at Diner's Club issues a credit card to a well-known mobster and has to retrieve it in order to keep his job.

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Frank Tashlin

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Columbia Pictures

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Mr. Martindale Sugar Pye Ernest Klenk Foots Pulardos George Mooseghian Bea Frampton Ella Trask Beatnik

Wait a minute,
smart bargainer. - The Man from the Diners' Club

Wait a minute, smart bargainer.

As soon as you' re ready give me the word - The Man from the Diners' Club

As soon as you' re ready give me the word

You bird brain That' s the great seal of the Unites States - The Man from the Diners' Club

You bird brain That' s the great seal of the Unites...

I told the Feds I get all my money from friends You gonna make a perjurer out of me - The Man from the Diners' Club

I told the Feds I get all my money from friends You gonna...

No loot - The Man from the Diners' Club

[LOUD NOISE] - The Man from the Diners' Club

And sign that with unceasing
regard for your tender
cooperation, et cetera. - The Man from the Diners' Club

And sign that with unceasing regard for your tender cooperat...

Lucy, type us a rough
draft of that, will you,
please? - The Man from the Diners' Club

Lucy, type us a rough draft of that, will you, please?

It is my understanding that there exists in Los Angeles a semi religious cult - The Man from the Diners' Club

It is my understanding that there exists in Los Angeles a...

Some little old lady in Pasadena - The Man from the Diners' Club

Some little old lady in Pasadena

I am aware that you are going to marry - The Man from the Diners' Club

I am aware that you are going to marry

One more blunder and your feckless hunting - The Man from the Diners' Club

One more blunder and your feckless hunting

[BARKS] - The Man from the Diners' Club

You mean I' m going to be fired sir - The Man from the Diners' Club

You mean I' m going to be fired sir

-Ernie, she wants me to wait
for an answer.
-Oh. - The Man from the Diners' Club

-Ernie, she wants me to wait for an answer. -Oh.

[MUSIC STOPS] - The Man from the Diners' Club

Klenk! - The Man from the Diners' Club

Thank you, Klenk. - The Man from the Diners' Club

Thank you, Klenk.

How about that.
Foots Pulardos. - The Man from the Diners' Club

How about that. Foots Pulardos.

Honey, I don'’t want to bug you
with any dimwit questions and
things, but... - The Man from the Diners' Club

Honey, I don'’t want to bug you with any dimwit questio...

Ernie This isn' t any ordinary file Granted - The Man from the Diners' Club

Ernie This isn' t any ordinary file Granted

[MOUTHING] - The Man from the Diners' Club

-Bea?
-Yeah? - The Man from the Diners' Club

Bea Yeah - The Man from the Diners' Club

PU.
Pular... - The Man from the Diners' Club

Where'’s Ernie? - The Man from the Diners' Club

Where'’s Ernie?

-Coffee. Black, please.
-Cream, sugar? - The Man from the Diners' Club

-Coffee. Black, please. -Cream, sugar?

[SCREAMS] - The Man from the Diners' Club

Selfish selfish selfish - The Man from the Diners' Club

Selfish selfish selfish

I' m not just a body you know I' ve got brains too - The Man from the Diners' Club

I' m not just a body you know I' ve got brains too

Safety belts Safety belts What am I paying taxes for - The Man from the Diners' Club

Safety belts Safety belts What am I paying taxes for

I never asked to be born into this world - The Man from the Diners' Club

I never asked to be born into this world

Shoe size - The Man from the Diners' Club

What kind of experience you got - The Man from the Diners' Club

What kind of experience you got

Shoe size - The Man from the Diners' Club

You mean I don' t qualify - The Man from the Diners' Club

You mean I don' t qualify

Yeah well we gotta kill this guy before he dies on us - The Man from the Diners' Club

Yeah well we gotta kill this guy before he dies on us

[GRUNTS] - The Man from the Diners' Club

-Where'’s Klenk.
-I don'’t know. - The Man from the Diners' Club

-Where'’s Klenk. -I don'’t know.

Come on, Bea, let'’s get
to the wedding rehearsal. - The Man from the Diners' Club

Come on, Bea, let'’s get to the wedding rehearsal.

Right, you figure out yet how
you'’re gonna do it? - The Man from the Diners' Club

Right, you figure out yet how you'’re gonna do it?

How adorable!
A dumbwaiter! - The Man from the Diners' Club

How adorable! A dumbwaiter!

Um, would you...
would you care to have
a martini? - The Man from the Diners' Club

Um, would you... would you care to have a martini?

-I used to do this number when
I did interpretive dancing.
-Oh. - The Man from the Diners' Club

-I used to do this number when I did interpretive dancing. -...

-Why don'’t I cook dinner?
-Oh, no, I'’ll make dinner.
You'’ll love it. - The Man from the Diners' Club

-Why don'’t I cook dinner? -Oh, no, I'’ll make din...

May I suggest that we begin
without him? - The Man from the Diners' Club

May I suggest that we begin without him?

All right, Mrs. Krubney,
from the top! - The Man from the Diners' Club

All right, Mrs. Krubney, from the top!

Ernie! - The Man from the Diners' Club

Maurice Baskerville. - The Man from the Diners' Club

Maurice Baskerville.

Here I am giving away all this
talk to a stranger. - The Man from the Diners' Club

Here I am giving away all this talk to a stranger.

[GROANS] - The Man from the Diners' Club

Wha I mean why shouldn' t he be jealous - The Man from the Diners' Club

Wha I mean why shouldn' t he be jealous

He' s not just a foot you know he' s a mouth - The Man from the Diners' Club

He' s not just a foot you know he' s a mouth

I mean sometimes on a rainy day I' d read to him you know - The Man from the Diners' Club

I mean sometimes on a rainy day I' d read to him you...

-Now where'’ve you
been all day?
-Oh, holy smoke. - The Man from the Diners' Club

-Now where'’ve you been all day? -Oh, holy smoke.

What are you doing here Don' t you know it' s bad luck for the grime to see the brood - The Man from the Diners' Club

What are you doing here Don' t you know it' s bad...

Eh, eh, eh, tomorrow, Lucy. - The Man from the Diners' Club

Eh, eh, eh, tomorrow, Lucy.

Foots! - The Man from the Diners' Club

Never mind who I am There' s a dumb body in my dead waiter - The Man from the Diners' Club

Never mind who I am There' s a dumb body in my dead...

Where are you? - The Man from the Diners' Club

Were you invited Did you find a redhead in your dumbwaiter tonight - The Man from the Diners' Club

Were you invited Did you find a redhead in your dumbwaiter...

You'’re hurting my friend. - The Man from the Diners' Club

You'’re hurting my friend.

-[DRUMMING]
-Merry Christmas, Uncle Malthus. - The Man from the Diners' Club

-[DRUMMING] -Merry Christmas, Uncle Malthus.

All right how' s it work - The Man from the Diners' Club

All right how' s it work

Forgot my makeup. - The Man from the Diners' Club

Forgot my makeup.

-Where do you want '’em?
-Stack '’em up right there on
the desk, - The Man from the Diners' Club

-Where do you want '’em? -Stack '’em up right ther...

I missed you so much - The Man from the Diners' Club

I missed you so much

-Are they expensive?
-What else?
It'’s an exclusive number. - The Man from the Diners' Club

-Are they expensive? -What else? It'’s an exclusive num...

-Where'’ll I put '’em?
-Over there, just pile '’em up
on the desk, - The Man from the Diners' Club

-Where'’ll I put '’em? -Over there, just pile ...

What do you make of it, Al? - The Man from the Diners' Club

What do you make of it, Al?

But I' ll have to pay for everything - The Man from the Diners' Club

But I' ll have to pay for everything

-One of these guys is Pulardos.
I know it.
-Yeah, but which one? - The Man from the Diners' Club

-One of these guys is Pulardos. I know it. -Yeah, but which ...

Let me go fellas.
I'’m not a cop. - The Man from the Diners' Club

Let me go fellas. I'’m not a cop.

Ugh! - The Man from the Diners' Club

Hey, hey, stop the car.
Will you stop the car. - The Man from the Diners' Club

Hey, hey, stop the car. Will you stop the car.

Oh, Sugar,
will you stop the car. - The Man from the Diners' Club

Oh, Sugar, will you stop the car.

[MAN ON RADIO]: The explosion
entirely disintegrated - The Man from the Diners' Club

[MAN ON RADIO]: The explosion entirely disintegrated

-Ernie, to think they
almost killed you.
-Yeah. - The Man from the Diners' Club

-Ernie, to think they almost killed you. -Yeah.

Hey, what kind of dri...
Sugar! - The Man from the Diners' Club

Hey, what kind of dri... Sugar!

Sugar! - The Man from the Diners' Club

You make a lovely bride, Lucy.
Congratulations. - The Man from the Diners' Club

You make a lovely bride, Lucy. Congratulations.

Tensing. - The Man from the Diners' Club

The Man from the Diners' Club poster

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An employee at Diner's Club issues a credit card to a well-known mobster and has to retrieve it in order to keep his job.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Frank Tashlin

Writer: William Peter Blatty, John Fenton Murray

Production: Columbia Pictures

Genre: comedy

Year: 1963

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.2

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 20 May 1963

Awards: N/A

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