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"The Man with Two Brains" quotes

The Man with Two Brains poster
A brain surgeon marries a femme fatale, causing his life to turn upside down. Things go more awry when he falls in love with a talking brain.

Director: Carl Reiner
Writer: George Gipe, Steve Martin, Carl Reiner
Production: N/A
Year: 1983
MetaScore: 61/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $10,353,438
Released: 03 Jun 1983
Awards: N/A
Oh my balls - The Man with Two Brains 00:03 Oh my balls Michael Yes - The Man with Two Brains 00:07 Michael Yes Wait She's not drunk she's dead - The Man with Two Brains 00:09 Wait She's not drunk she's dead One two three four five six seven eight ten - The Man with Two Brains 00:13 One two three four five six seven eight ten Leaping lizards Yes we have those - The Man with Two Brains 00:06 Leaping lizards Yes we have those What's the matter You have to forgive me - The Man with Two Brains 00:13 What's the matter You have to forgive me Cover her breasts I'm a man flesh and blood - The Man with Two Brains 00:06 Cover her breasts I'm a man flesh and blood Well the operation seems to be a success - The Man with Two Brains 00:12 Well the operation seems to be a success I appreciate your letting me observe that brain operation today - The Man with Two Brains 00:10 I appreciate your letting me observe that brain operation... I can't wait till next Thursday - The Man with Two Brains 00:17 I can't wait till next Thursday She just She just doesn't have any Va voom - The Man with Two Brains 00:06 She just She just doesn't have any Va voom Dr Furrier - The Man with Two Brains 00:06 Dr Furrier I never in my wildest imagination ever thought it could be like that - The Man with Two Brains 00:19 I never in my wildest imagination ever thought it could be... I've never seen so many brains out of their heads before - The Man with Two Brains 00:09 I've never seen so many brains out of their heads... Were you interested in science as a child - The Man with Two Brains 00:18 Were you interested in science as a child Out of my life If you lay a finger on me I'll kill you - The Man with Two Brains 00:11 Out of my life If you lay a finger on me I'll kill you I get so excited when you get angry - The Man with Two Brains 00:07 I get so excited when you get angry Dolores I'm making a citizen's divorce - The Man with Two Brains 00:15 Dolores I'm making a citizen's divorce Are you hyperventilating the patient No doctor - The Man with Two Brains 00:18 Are you hyperventilating the patient No doctor Into the mud scum queen - The Man with Two Brains 00:05 Into the mud scum queen I'll get you for this you nigger kike wop - The Man with Two Brains 00:05 I'll get you for this you nigger kike wop But you're welcome to wait in the den - The Man with Two Brains 00:06 But you're welcome to wait in the den Oh stop it Michael I know there's something weird - The Man with Two Brains 00:09 Oh stop it Michael I know there's something weird One two three four five six seven eight ten - The Man with Two Brains 00:16 One two three four five six seven eight ten Is that her - The Man with Two Brains 00:06 Is that her I don't think there's a girl floating in any jar - The Man with Two Brains 00:32 I don't think there's a girl floating in any jar Dr Beckerman was murdered in Europe You know that - The Man with Two Brains 00:10 Dr Beckerman was murdered in Europe You know that You are playing God Somebody has to - The Man with Two Brains 00:05 You are playing God Somebody has to I wanted to inform him of her passing - The Man with Two Brains 00:04 I wanted to inform him of her passing The Complete Poems of John Lilyson - The Man with Two Brains 00:27 The Complete Poems of John Lilyson By the way I fired Ramon yesterday Ramon But - The Man with Two Brains 00:17 By the way I fired Ramon yesterday Ramon But Goddamn your drunk tests are hard - The Man with Two Brains 00:05 Goddamn your drunk tests are hard Ladies and gentlemen I can envision a day - The Man with Two Brains 00:10 Ladies and gentlemen I can envision a day Now juggle these do a tap dance - The Man with Two Brains 00:12 Now juggle these do a tap dance Can I get you anything else doctor I'm about to retire - The Man with Two Brains 00:08 Can I get you anything else doctor I'm about to retire I can't Can't what - The Man with Two Brains 00:16 I can't Can't what We doctors should only accept death when it's caused by our incompetence - The Man with Two Brains 00:12 We doctors should only accept death when it's caused by... Dolores You You're the Elevator Killer - The Man with Two Brains 00:35 Dolores You You're the Elevator Killer Sounds like a subdural hematoma to me - The Man with Two Brains 00:16 Sounds like a subdural hematoma to me Oh yeah you and your wife are expected for dinner - The Man with Two Brains 00:15 Oh yeah you and your wife are expected for dinner Would you read that back - The Man with Two Brains 00:19 Would you read that back There it is darling Your new home The House of Hfuhruhurr - The Man with Two Brains 00:17 There it is darling Your new home The House of Hfuhruhurr My research has advanced to a point - The Man with Two Brains 00:11 My research has advanced to a point Little girl Yes sir - The Man with Two Brains 00:36 Little girl Yes sir What are they saying - The Man with Two Brains 00:32 What are they saying

Cast

Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr - Steve Martin
Dolores Benedict - Kathleen Turner
Dr. Alfred Necessiter - David Warner
Butler - Paul Benedict
Dr. Pasteur - Richard Brestoff