The Martian quotes

The Martian poster
During a manned mission to Mars, Astronaut Mark Watney is presumed dead after a fierce storm and left behind by his crew. But Watney has survived and finds himself stranded and alone on the hostile planet. With only meager supplies, he must draw upon his ingenuity, wit and spirit to subsist and find a way to signal to Earth that he is alive. Millions of miles away, NASA and a team of international scientists work tirelessly to bring "the Martian" home, while his crewmates concurrently plot a daring, if not impossible, rescue mission. As these stories of incredible bravery unfold, the world comes together to root for Watney's safe return.

Director: Ridley Scott
Writer: Drew Goddard (screenplay by), Andy Weir (based on the novel by)
Production: 20th Century Fox
Year: 2015
MetaScore: 80/100
ImdbRating: 8.0
BoxOffice: $202,313,768
Released: 02 Oct 2015
Awards: Nominated for 7 Oscars. Another 37 wins & 185 nominations.


50 Clips & Quotes

I've been thinking about laws on Mars - The Martian 02:33 I've been thinking about laws on Mars But I'm the greatest botanist on this planet - The Martian 00:24 But I'm the greatest botanist on this planet Technically - The Martian 00:46 Technically If the oxygenator breaks down - The Martian 00:53 If the oxygenator breaks down At some point - The Martian 01:18 At some point I've got to make a lot more water - The Martian 01:29 I've got to make a lot more water But I'd get to fly around like Iron Man - The Martian 00:21 But I'd get to fly around like Iron Man Everywhere I go - The Martian 01:15 Everywhere I go In the face of overwhelming odds - The Martian 00:29 In the face of overwhelming odds I blew myself up - The Martian 00:49 I blew myself up I'm the first person to be alone on an entire planet - The Martian 00:18 I'm the first person to be alone on an entire planet I'll just wave to you guys as I go by - The Martian 00:43 I'll just wave to you guys as I go by Mars will come to fear my botany powers - The Martian 00:40 Mars will come to fear my botany powers The other question I get most frequently is - The Martian 00:52 The other question I get most frequently is Every time something goes wrong - The Martian 00:19 Every time something goes wrong I know exactly what they're doing - The Martian 02:35 I know exactly what they're doing Tell Commander Lewis - The Martian 00:14 Tell Commander Lewis What are we gonna say - The Martian 00:48 What are we gonna say Who am I to talk about loneliness - The Martian 00:14 Who am I to talk about loneliness Rich Purnell is a steely eyed missile man - The Martian 00:15 Rich Purnell is a steely eyed missile man Welcome to the Astronaut Candidate Program - The Martian 00:32 Welcome to the Astronaut Candidate Program It has been  seven days  since I ran out of ketchup - The Martian 00:17 It has been seven days since I ran out of ketchup Please watch your language - The Martian 00:55 Please watch your language How's he doing - The Martian 00:19 How's he doing Stay in sight of each other - The Martian 01:15 Stay in sight of each other I'm not gonna die here - The Martian 00:12 I'm not gonna die here But if you didn't want me to go through your stuff - The Martian 00:31 But if you didn't want me to go through your stuff I figured one of you guys kept an ASCII table lying around - The Martian 00:46 I figured one of you guys kept an ASCII table lying around Mars' atmosphere is so thin - The Martian 00:49 Mars' atmosphere is so thin WHAT THE FUCK - The Martian 00:13 WHAT THE FUCK I refuse to - The Martian 00:52 I refuse to What the F word - The Martian 00:42 What the F word What the hell is  Project Elrond - The Martian 01:26 What the hell is Project Elrond Let's go get our boy - The Martian 00:11 Let's go get our boy Don't tell anyone I did that - The Martian 00:13 Don't tell anyone I did that Do you believe in God - The Martian 00:24 Do you believe in God Safely aboard - The Martian 00:10 Safely aboard We need to tell the crew - The Martian 00:58 We need to tell the crew He's not even got to the bad parts yet - The Martian 02:12 He's not even got to the bad parts yet So now it's time to reap and re sow - The Martian 00:59 So now it's time to reap and re sow Then we lose the crew - The Martian 01:40 Then we lose the crew Thanks to my uncle Tommy in China - The Martian 00:38 Thanks to my uncle Tommy in China The Hermes - The Martian 01:41 The Hermes Mitch Henderson - The Martian 00:30 Mitch Henderson Mark Watney is dead - The Martian 00:11 Mark Watney is dead You're in Martinez's hands now - The Martian 00:23 You're in Martinez's hands now We need to use the Taiyang Shen - The Martian 00:58 We need to use the Taiyang Shen I'm going to need a change of clothes - The Martian 00:15 I'm going to need a change of clothes Crew made the decision on their own - The Martian 00:50 Crew made the decision on their own I understand - The Martian 00:54 I understand

Cast

Mark Watney - Matt Damon
Melissa Lewis - Jessica Chastain
Annie Montrose - Kristen Wiig
Teddy Sanders - Jeff Daniels
Rick Martinez - Michael Peña
Mitch Henderson - Sean Bean
Beth Johanssen - Kate Mara
Chris Beck - Sebastian Stan
Alex Vogel - Aksel Hennie
Vincent Kapoor - Chiwetel Ejiofor
Bruce Ng - Benedict Wong
Mindy Park - Mackenzie Davis
Rich Purnell - Donald Glover
Tim Grimes - Nick Mohammed
Zhu Tao - Shu Chen
Guo Ming - Eddy Ko
Mike Watkins - Enzo Cilenti
Brendan Hatch - Jonathan Aris
U.S. President - Geoffrey Thomas
Chinese Flight Director - Yang Haiwen
Wen Jiang (as Narantsogt Tsogtsaikhan) - Tsogtsaikan Narantsogt
Timer Controller - Brian Caspe
Satcon - Matt Devere
Launcher Interface - Mike Kelly
Launch Control (as Szonja Oroszlan) - Szonja Oroszlán
Capcom (as Greg De Cuir Jr.) - Greg De Cuir
Guidance - Mark O'Neal
Telemetry - Peter Linka
NASA Break Room Worker - Peter Schueller
Vincent's Secretary - Waleska Latorre
CNN Reporter - Frederik Pleitgen
Reporter 1 (as Nikolett Barabás) - Nikolett Barabas
Reporter 2 - Karen Gagnon
Reporter 3 (as Lili Bordan) - Lili Bordán
Robert Lewis - Charlie Gardner
Vogel's Wife (as Nora Hörich) - Nóra Hörich
Marissa Martinez - Kamilla Fátyol
Chinese Translator - Yang Liu
Ming's Secretary - Xue Xuxing
JPL Store Man - Richard Rifkin
JPL White Room Worker (as Nicholas Wittman) - Nick Wittman
JPL White Room Worker - Balázs Medveczky
JPL Pathfinder Team - Ben O'Brien
JPL Pathfinder Team (credit only) - Scott Alexander Young
JPL Pathfinder Team - Jason Ryan
JPL Pathfinder Team - James Dougherty
Mark Watney's Mother - Irén Bordán
Police Woman - Dilyana Bouklieva
Receptionist - Dora Endre
NASA Staff Member - Björn Freiberg
Pathfinder Developer - James Fred Harkins Jr.
NASA Staff Member - Minouche Kaftel
NASA Staff Member - Gayathri Kasupathipillai
JPL Worker - Viktor Mitev
NASA Staff - Arnold Montey
Cadet - Tom Nguyen
Male Press - Tamás Sebe
NASA Psychologist - Sam Spruell
Photographer - Norbert Szekeres
NASA Staff - Balázs Veres
Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli (archive footage) - Henry Winkler
NASA Staff Member - Takács Zalán