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"The Martian" quotes

The Martian poster
An astronaut becomes stranded on Mars after his team assume him dead, and must rely on his ingenuity to find a way to signal to Earth that he is alive and can survive until a potential rescue.

Director: Ridley Scott
Writer: Drew Goddard, Andy Weir
Production: N/A
Year: 2015
MetaScore: 80/100
ImdbRating: 8.0
BoxOffice: $228,433,663
Released: 02 Oct 2015
Awards: Nominated for 7 Oscars. 40 wins & 200 nominations total
Right let's do the math - The Martian 00:33 Right let's do the math So now that NASA can talk to me they won't shut up - The Martian 00:06 So now that NASA can talk to me they won't shut up Are you receiving me - The Martian 00:22 Are you receiving me You're in Martinez's hands now Well tell that asshole no barrel rolls - The Martian 00:11 You're in Martinez's hands now Well tell that... And by the way none of this matters at all - The Martian 00:11 And by the way none of this matters at all Rich Yes sir - The Martian 00:07 Rich Yes sir Surprise - The Martian 00:10 Surprise Problem is Mark's right The longer we wait the worse it's gonna get - The Martian 00:29 Problem is Mark's right The longer we wait the worse... It should Built to last the full Ares mission - The Martian 00:13 It should Built to last the full Ares mission Do you believe in God Vincent - The Martian 00:18 Do you believe in God Vincent By the time the ship's going fast enough for air resistance to matter - The Martian 00:22 By the time the ship's going fast enough for air... I'm definitely gonna die up here - The Martian 00:22 I'm definitely gonna die up here I'm gonna need a change of clothes - The Martian 00:06 I'm gonna need a change of clothes Mark Watney is still alive Oh my God - The Martian 00:09 Mark Watney is still alive Oh my God Fuck you Mars - The Martian 00:08 Fuck you Mars If we're gonna call something Project Elrond - The Martian 00:07 If we're gonna call something Project Elrond In the face of overwhelming odds I'm left with only one option - The Martian 00:11 In the face of overwhelming odds I'm left with only one... But I'm the greatest botanist on this planet - The Martian 00:12 But I'm the greatest botanist on this planet Look I don't mean to sound arrogant or anything but I am - The Martian 00:10 Look I don't mean to sound arrogant or anything but I... Because you are launching me in a convertible - The Martian 00:35 Because you are launching me in a convertible That's all it is - The Martian 00:04 That's all it is I'm gonna need a change of clothes - The Martian 00:04 I'm gonna need a change of clothes But Mark Watney is dead - The Martian 00:05 But Mark Watney is dead We're fighting the same war - The Martian 00:28 We're fighting the same war Whoever gave them the maneuver - The Martian 00:13 Whoever gave them the maneuver We need to use the Taiyang Shen Uh huh - The Martian 00:17 We need to use the Taiyang Shen Uh huh Hi hello It's Mitch Mitch Henderson - The Martian 00:15 Hi hello It's Mitch Mitch Henderson Okay we're gonna start by stating for the record that you're not gonna like this - The Martian 00:36 Okay we're gonna start by stating for the record that... All right Thanks to my uncle Tommy in China we get another chance at this - The Martian 00:13 All right Thanks to my uncle Tommy in China we get another... Let's go get our boy - The Martian 00:04 Let's go get our boy It's been 48 sols since I planted the potatoes So - The Martian 00:33 It's been 48 sols since I planted the potatoes So Well let's skip to the bad stuff - The Martian 00:35 Well let's skip to the bad stuff But if something goes wrong Then we lose the crew - The Martian 00:35 But if something goes wrong Then we lose the crew Hey there - The Martian 00:04 Hey there Houston six crew safely aboard - The Martian 00:06 Houston six crew safely aboard Don't tell anyone I did that - The Martian 00:04 Don't tell anyone I did that Do you believe in God Vincent - The Martian 00:14 Do you believe in God Vincent What the fuck - The Martian 00:04 What the fuck Okay he says They don't know I'm alive - The Martian 00:11 Okay he says They don't know I'm alive I'm not gonna die here - The Martian 00:04 I'm not gonna die here What the hell is Project Elrond - The Martian 00:25 What the hell is Project Elrond All right let me get a few things out of the way right off the bat Yes - The Martian 00:15 All right let me get a few things out of the way right off... Get out All right - The Martian 00:37 Get out All right I figured one of you guys kept an ASCII table lying around - The Martian 00:23 I figured one of you guys kept an ASCII table lying around I am sorry Martinez but if you didn't want me to go through your stuff - The Martian 00:08 I am sorry Martinez but if you didn't want me to go... How's he doing Uh - The Martian 00:08 How's he doing Uh Mark please watch your language - The Martian 00:26 Mark please watch your language Who am I to talk about loneliness - The Martian 00:05 Who am I to talk about loneliness It has been seven days since I ran out of ketchup - The Martian 00:06 It has been seven days since I ran out of ketchup Welcome to the Astronaut Candidate Program - The Martian 00:12 Welcome to the Astronaut Candidate Program Dear America remember that astronaut we killed and had a really nice funeral for - The Martian 00:13 Dear America remember that astronaut we killed and had a... Houston please be advised Rich Purnell is a steely eyed missile man - The Martian 00:06 Houston please be advised Rich Purnell is a steely eyed... But unfortunately all of Commander Lewis' disco music - The Martian 00:07 But unfortunately all of Commander Lewis' disco music Every time something goes wrong the world forgets why we fly - The Martian 00:05 Every time something goes wrong the world forgets why we fly Mars will come to fear my botany powers - The Martian 00:07 Mars will come to fear my botany powers I know what they're doing - The Martian 00:36 I know what they're doing The other question I get most frequently is - The Martian 00:21 The other question I get most frequently is It's a strange feeling - The Martian 00:25 It's a strange feeling I'm the first person to be alone on an entire planet - The Martian 00:06 I'm the first person to be alone on an entire planet So yeah I blew myself up - The Martian 00:29 So yeah I blew myself up At some point everything is going to go south on you - The Martian 00:33 At some point everything is going to go south on you All right let's create 15 days 13 days to mount the probe Can we reduce - The Martian 00:07 All right let's create 15 days 13 days to mount the... 312 meters Did you say 312 - The Martian 00:09 312 meters Did you say 312 As everything remains a go for the launch of the Ares 5 - The Martian 00:31 As everything remains a go for the launch of the Ares 5 So I gotta make a lot more water - The Martian 00:32 So I gotta make a lot more water They say that once you grow crops somewhere you've officially colonized it - The Martian 00:20 They say that once you grow crops somewhere you've... I've been thinking about laws on Mars - The Martian 00:36 I've been thinking about laws on Mars In the face of overwhelming odds - The Martian 00:29 In the face of overwhelming odds If the oxygenator breaks down - The Martian 00:53 If the oxygenator breaks down I refuse to - The Martian 00:52 I refuse to You're in Martinez's hands now - The Martian 00:23 You're in Martinez's hands now We need to tell the crew - The Martian 00:58 We need to tell the crew Mars' atmosphere is so thin - The Martian 00:49 Mars' atmosphere is so thin

Cast

Mark Watney - Matt Damon
Melissa Lewis - Jessica Chastain
Annie Montrose - Kristen Wiig
Teddy Sanders - Jeff Daniels
Rick Martinez - Michael Peña