"The Martian" quotes

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During a manned mission to Mars, Astronaut Mark Watney is presumed dead after a fierce storm and left behind by his crew. But Watney has survived and finds himself stranded and alone on the hostile planet. With only meager supplies, he must draw upon his ingenuity, wit and spirit to subsist and find a way to signal to Earth that he is alive.

Director: Ridley Scott
Writer: Drew Goddard, Andy Weir
Production: N/A
Year: 2015
MetaScore: 80/100
ImdbRating: 8.0
BoxOffice: $228,433,663
Released: 02 Oct 2015
Awards: Nominated for 7 Oscars. 40 wins & 200 nominations total

118 Clips

Right let's do the math - The Martian 00:33
Right let's do the math
So now that NASA can talk to me they won't shut up - The Martian 00:06
So now that NASA can talk to me they won't shut up
Mark Watney is dead - The Martian 00:09
Mark Watney is dead
I'm going to need a change of clothes - The Martian 00:06
I'm going to need a change of clothes
Are you receiving me - The Martian 00:22
Are you receiving me
I understand - The Martian 00:29
I understand
Crew made the decision on their own - The Martian 00:17
Crew made the decision on their own
We need to use the Taiyang Shen - The Martian 00:21
We need to use the Taiyang Shen
Mitch Henderson - The Martian 00:16
Mitch Henderson
You're in Martinez's hands now Well tell that asshole no barrel rolls - The Martian 00:11
You're in Martinez's hands now Well tell that asshole no...
The Hermes - The Martian 00:41
The Hermes
And by the way none of this matters at all - The Martian 00:11
And by the way none of this matters at all
Thanks to my uncle Tommy in China - The Martian 00:17
Thanks to my uncle Tommy in China
Rich Yes sir - The Martian 00:07
Rich Yes sir
Surprise - The Martian 00:10
Surprise
So now it's time to reap and re sow - The Martian 00:33
So now it's time to reap and re sow
Problem is Mark's right The longer we wait the worse it's gonna get - The Martian 00:29
Problem is Mark's right The longer we wait the worse it's...
Then we lose the crew - The Martian 00:40
Then we lose the crew
Don't tell anyone I did that - The Martian 00:05
Don't tell anyone I did that
He's not even got to the bad parts yet - The Martian 00:37
He's not even got to the bad parts yet
It should Built to last the full Ares mission - The Martian 00:13
It should Built to last the full Ares mission
Do you believe in God Vincent - The Martian 00:18
Do you believe in God Vincent
What the F word - The Martian 00:16
What the F word
By the time the ship's going fast enough for air resistance to matter - The Martian 00:22
By the time the ship's going fast enough for air resistance...
I'm not gonna die here - The Martian 00:06
I'm not gonna die here
I'm definitely gonna die up here - The Martian 00:22
I'm definitely gonna die up here
What the hell is  Project Elrond - The Martian 00:30
What the hell is Project Elrond
I'm gonna need a change of clothes - The Martian 00:06
I'm gonna need a change of clothes
Stay in sight of each other - The Martian 00:34
Stay in sight of each other
Right off the bat - The Martian 00:15
Right off the bat
I figured one of you guys kept an ASCII table lying around - The Martian 00:25
I figured one of you guys kept an ASCII table lying around
But if you didn't want me to go through your stuff - The Martian 00:08
But if you didn't want me to go through your stuff
How's he doing - The Martian 00:09
How's he doing
Please watch your language - The Martian 00:25
Please watch your language
Who am I to talk about loneliness - The Martian 00:05
Who am I to talk about loneliness
It has been  seven days  since I ran out of ketchup - The Martian 00:05
It has been seven days since I ran out of ketchup
Welcome to the Astronaut Candidate Program - The Martian 00:14
Welcome to the Astronaut Candidate Program
What are we gonna say - The Martian 00:16
What are we gonna say
Every time something goes wrong - The Martian 00:06
Every time something goes wrong
Mars will come to fear my botany powers - The Martian 00:09
Mars will come to fear my botany powers
I know exactly what they're doing - The Martian 00:41
I know exactly what they're doing
The other question I get most frequently is - The Martian 00:20
The other question I get most frequently is
Everywhere I go - The Martian 00:31
Everywhere I go
I'm the first person to be alone on an entire planet - The Martian 00:09
I'm the first person to be alone on an entire planet
I blew myself up - The Martian 00:36
I blew myself up
Mark Watney is still alive Oh my God - The Martian 00:09
Mark Watney is still alive Oh my God
Fuck you Mars - The Martian 00:08
Fuck you Mars
If we're gonna call something Project Elrond - The Martian 00:07
If we're gonna call something Project Elrond
At some point - The Martian 00:29
At some point
In the face of overwhelming odds I'm left with only one option - The Martian 00:11
In the face of overwhelming odds I'm left with only one...
But I'd get to fly around like Iron Man - The Martian 00:13
But I'd get to fly around like Iron Man
I'll just wave to you guys as I go by - The Martian 00:08
I'll just wave to you guys as I go by
I've got to make a lot more water - The Martian 00:38
I've got to make a lot more water
Technically - The Martian 00:20
Technically
I've been thinking about laws on Mars - The Martian 00:39
I've been thinking about laws on Mars
But I'm the greatest botanist on this planet - The Martian 00:12
But I'm the greatest botanist on this planet
Look I don't mean to sound arrogant or anything but I am - The Martian 00:10
Look I don't mean to sound arrogant or anything but I am
Because you are launching me in a convertible - The Martian 00:35
Because you are launching me in a convertible
That's all it is - The Martian 00:04
That's all it is
That's an order Martinez - The Martian 00:04
That's an order Martinez
I'm gonna need a change of clothes - The Martian 00:04
I'm gonna need a change of clothes
But Mark Watney is dead - The Martian 00:05
But Mark Watney is dead
We're fighting the same war - The Martian 00:28
We're fighting the same war
Whoever gave them the maneuver - The Martian 00:13
Whoever gave them the maneuver
We need to use the Taiyang Shen Uh huh - The Martian 00:17
We need to use the Taiyang Shen Uh huh
Hi hello It's Mitch Mitch Henderson - The Martian 00:15
Hi hello It's Mitch Mitch Henderson
Okay we're gonna start by stating for the record that you're not gonna like this - The Martian 00:36
Okay we're gonna start by stating for the record that you're...
All right Thanks to my uncle Tommy in China we get another chance at this - The Martian 00:13
All right Thanks to my uncle Tommy in China we get another...
Let's go get our boy - The Martian 00:04
Let's go get our boy
It's been 48 sols since I planted the potatoes So - The Martian 00:33
It's been 48 sols since I planted the potatoes So
Well let's skip to the bad stuff - The Martian 00:35
Well let's skip to the bad stuff
But if something goes wrong Then we lose the crew - The Martian 00:35
But if something goes wrong Then we lose the crew
Hey there - The Martian 00:04
Hey there
Houston six crew safely aboard - The Martian 00:06
Houston six crew safely aboard
Don't tell anyone I did that - The Martian 00:04
Don't tell anyone I did that
Do you believe in God Vincent - The Martian 00:14
Do you believe in God Vincent
What the fuck - The Martian 00:04
What the fuck
Okay he says They don't know I'm alive - The Martian 00:11
Okay he says They don't know I'm alive
I'm not gonna die here - The Martian 00:04
I'm not gonna die here
What the hell is Project Elrond - The Martian 00:25
What the hell is Project Elrond
All right let me get a few things out of the way right off the bat Yes - The Martian 00:15
All right let me get a few things out of the way right off...
Get out All right - The Martian 00:37
Get out All right
I figured one of you guys kept an ASCII table lying around - The Martian 00:23
I figured one of you guys kept an ASCII table lying around
I am sorry Martinez but if you didn't want me to go through your stuff - The Martian 00:08
I am sorry Martinez but if you didn't want me to go through...
How's he doing Uh - The Martian 00:08
How's he doing Uh
Mark please watch your language - The Martian 00:26
Mark please watch your language
Who am I to talk about loneliness - The Martian 00:05
Who am I to talk about loneliness
It has been seven days since I ran out of ketchup - The Martian 00:06
It has been seven days since I ran out of ketchup
Welcome to the Astronaut Candidate Program - The Martian 00:12
Welcome to the Astronaut Candidate Program
Dear America remember that astronaut we killed and had a really nice funeral for - The Martian 00:13
Dear America remember that astronaut we killed and had a...
Houston please be advised Rich Purnell is a steely eyed missile man - The Martian 00:06
Houston please be advised Rich Purnell is a steely eyed...
But unfortunately all of Commander Lewis' disco music - The Martian 00:07
But unfortunately all of Commander Lewis' disco music
Every time something goes wrong the world forgets why we fly - The Martian 00:05
Every time something goes wrong the world forgets why we fly
Mars will come to fear my botany powers - The Martian 00:07
Mars will come to fear my botany powers
I know what they're doing - The Martian 00:36
I know what they're doing
The other question I get most frequently is - The Martian 00:21
The other question I get most frequently is
It's a strange feeling - The Martian 00:25
It's a strange feeling
I'm the first person to be alone on an entire planet - The Martian 00:06
I'm the first person to be alone on an entire planet
So yeah I blew myself up - The Martian 00:29
So yeah I blew myself up
At some point everything is going to go south on you - The Martian 00:33
At some point everything is going to go south on you
All right let's create 15 days 13 days to mount the probe Can we reduce - The Martian 00:07
All right let's create 15 days 13 days to mount the probe...
312 meters Did you say 312 - The Martian 00:09
312 meters Did you say 312
As everything remains a go for the launch of the Ares 5 - The Martian 00:31
As everything remains a go for the launch of the Ares 5
So I gotta make a lot more water - The Martian 00:32
So I gotta make a lot more water
They say that once you grow crops somewhere you've officially colonized it - The Martian 00:20
They say that once you grow crops somewhere you've...
I've been thinking about laws on Mars - The Martian 00:36
I've been thinking about laws on Mars
In the face of overwhelming odds - The Martian 00:29
In the face of overwhelming odds
If the oxygenator breaks down - The Martian 00:53
If the oxygenator breaks down
I refuse to - The Martian 00:52
I refuse to
You're in Martinez's hands now - The Martian 00:23
You're in Martinez's hands now
Do you believe in God - The Martian 00:24
Do you believe in God
WHAT THE FUCK - The Martian 00:13
WHAT THE FUCK
We need to tell the crew - The Martian 00:58
We need to tell the crew
Tell Commander Lewis - The Martian 00:14
Tell Commander Lewis
Safely aboard - The Martian 00:10
Safely aboard
Rich Purnell is a steely eyed missile man - The Martian 00:15
Rich Purnell is a steely eyed missile man
Mars' atmosphere is so thin - The Martian 00:49
Mars' atmosphere is so thin
Let's go get our boy - The Martian 00:11
Let's go get our boy

Cast

Mark Watney - Matt Damon
Melissa Lewis - Jessica Chastain
Annie Montrose - Kristen Wiig
Teddy Sanders - Jeff Daniels
Rick Martinez - Michael Peña
Mitch Henderson - Sean Bean
Beth Johanssen - Kate Mara
Chris Beck - Sebastian Stan
Alex Vogel - Aksel Hennie
Vincent Kapoor - Chiwetel Ejiofor
Bruce Ng - Benedict Wong
Mindy Park - Mackenzie Davis
Rich Purnell - Donald Glover
Tim Grimes - Nick Mohammed
Zhu Tao - Shu Chen
Guo Ming - Eddy Ko
Mike Watkins - Enzo Cilenti
Brendan Hatch - Jonathan Aris
U.S. President - Geoffrey Thomas
Chinese Flight Director - Yang Haiwen
Wen Jiang (as Narantsogt Tsogtsaikhan) - Tsogtsaikan Narantsogt
Timer Controller - Brian Caspe
Satcon - Matt Devere
Launcher Interface - Mike Kelly
Launch Control (as Szonja Oroszlan) - Szonja Oroszlán
Capcom (as Greg De Cuir Jr.) - Greg De Cuir
Guidance - Mark O'Neal
Telemetry - Peter Linka
NASA Break Room Worker - Peter Schueller
Vincent's Secretary - Waleska Latorre
CNN Reporter - Frederik Pleitgen
Reporter 1 (as Nikolett Barabás) - Nikolett Barabas
Reporter 2 - Karen Gagnon
Reporter 3 (as Lili Bordan) - Lili Bordán
Robert Lewis - Charlie Gardner
Vogel's Wife (as Nora Hörich) - Nóra Hörich
Marissa Martinez - Kamilla Fátyol
Chinese Translator - Yang Liu
Ming's Secretary - Xue Xuxing
JPL Store Man - Richard Rifkin
JPL White Room Worker (as Nicholas Wittman) - Nick Wittman
JPL White Room Worker - Balázs Medveczky
JPL Pathfinder Team - Ben O'Brien
JPL Pathfinder Team (credit only) - Scott Alexander Young
JPL Pathfinder Team - Jason Ryan
JPL Pathfinder Team - James Dougherty
Mark Watney's Mother - Irén Bordán
Police Woman - Dilyana Bouklieva
Receptionist - Dora Endre
NASA Staff Member - Björn Freiberg
Pathfinder Developer - James Fred Harkins Jr.
NASA Staff Member - Minouche Kaftel
NASA Staff Member - Gayathri Kasupathipillai
JPL Worker - Viktor Mitev
NASA Staff - Arnold Montey
Cadet - Tom Nguyen
Male Press - Tamás Sebe
NASA Psychologist - Sam Spruell
Photographer - Norbert Szekeres
NASA Staff - Balázs Veres
Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli (archive footage) - Henry Winkler
NASA Staff Member - Takács Zalán