"The Martian" quotes
An astronaut becomes stranded on Mars after his team assume him dead, and must rely on his ingenuity to find a way to signal to Earth that he is alive and can survive until a potential rescue.
Director: Ridley Scott
Writer: Drew Goddard, Andy Weir
Production: N/A
Year: 2015
MetaScore: 80/100
ImdbRating: 8.0
BoxOffice: $228,433,663
Released: 02 Oct 2015
Awards: Nominated for 7 Oscars. 40 wins & 200 nominations total
80 Clips
00:33 Right let's do the math
00:06 So now that NASA can talk to me they won't shut up
00:22 Are you receiving me
00:11 You're in Martinez's hands now Well tell that...
00:11 And by the way none of this matters at all
00:07 Rich Yes sir
00:10 Surprise
00:29 Problem is Mark's right The longer we wait the worse...
00:13 It should Built to last the full Ares mission
00:18 Do you believe in God Vincent
00:22 By the time the ship's going fast enough for air...
00:22 I'm definitely gonna die up here
00:06 I'm gonna need a change of clothes
00:09 Mark Watney is still alive Oh my God
00:08 Fuck you Mars
00:07 If we're gonna call something Project Elrond
00:11 In the face of overwhelming odds I'm left with only one...
00:12 But I'm the greatest botanist on this planet
00:10 Look I don't mean to sound arrogant or anything but I...
00:35 Because you are launching me in a convertible
00:04 That's all it is
00:04 I'm gonna need a change of clothes
00:05 But Mark Watney is dead
00:28 We're fighting the same war
00:13 Whoever gave them the maneuver
00:17 We need to use the Taiyang Shen Uh huh
00:15 Hi hello It's Mitch Mitch Henderson
00:36 Okay we're gonna start by stating for the record that...
00:13 All right Thanks to my uncle Tommy in China we get another...
00:04 Let's go get our boy
00:33 It's been 48 sols since I planted the potatoes So
00:35 Well let's skip to the bad stuff
00:35 But if something goes wrong Then we lose the crew
00:04 Hey there
00:06 Houston six crew safely aboard
00:04 Don't tell anyone I did that
00:14 Do you believe in God Vincent
00:04 What the fuck
00:11 Okay he says They don't know I'm alive
00:04 I'm not gonna die here
00:25 What the hell is Project Elrond
00:15 All right let me get a few things out of the way right off...
00:37 Get out All right
00:23 I figured one of you guys kept an ASCII table lying around
00:08 I am sorry Martinez but if you didn't want me to go...
00:08 How's he doing Uh
00:26 Mark please watch your language
00:05 Who am I to talk about loneliness
00:06 It has been seven days since I ran out of ketchup
00:12 Welcome to the Astronaut Candidate Program
00:13 Dear America remember that astronaut we killed and had a...
00:06 Houston please be advised Rich Purnell is a steely eyed...
00:07 But unfortunately all of Commander Lewis' disco music
00:05 Every time something goes wrong the world forgets why we fly
00:07 Mars will come to fear my botany powers
00:36 I know what they're doing
00:21 The other question I get most frequently is
00:25 It's a strange feeling
00:06 I'm the first person to be alone on an entire planet
00:29 So yeah I blew myself up
00:33 At some point everything is going to go south on you
00:07 All right let's create 15 days 13 days to mount the...
00:09 312 meters Did you say 312
00:31 As everything remains a go for the launch of the Ares 5
00:32 So I gotta make a lot more water
00:20 They say that once you grow crops somewhere you've...
00:36 I've been thinking about laws on Mars
00:29 In the face of overwhelming odds
00:53 If the oxygenator breaks down
00:52 I refuse to
00:23 You're in Martinez's hands now
00:58 We need to tell the crew
00:49 Mars' atmosphere is so thin
Cast
Mark Watney - Matt Damon
Melissa Lewis - Jessica Chastain
Annie Montrose - Kristen Wiig
Teddy Sanders - Jeff Daniels
Rick Martinez - Michael Peña