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The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

I promise to insult the Popeand read you my court documents before the evening is over

I promise to insult the Pope
and read you my court documents before the evening is over

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I promise to insult the Pope and read you my court documents
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before the evening is over.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:50
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
8
Genres
comedy, drama

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Movie Summary

After her husband leaves her, young mother of two Miriam "Midge" Maisel discovers that she has a talent for stand-up comedy. Could this be her calling?
S01 • E08 So, let's see, what can I talk about? - The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel 00:06
So, let's see, what can I talk about?
S01 • E08 Oh! My husband's girlfriend attacked me at work yesterday. - The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel 00:06
Oh! My husband's girlfriend attacked me at work yesterd...
S01 • E08 - -You know what that's like, huh, ladies? - The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel 00:05
- -You know what that's like, huh, ladies?
S01 • E01 If there was anything else in the entire world - The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel 00:07
If there was anything else in the entire world
S01 • E01 I'm talking dry cleaners to the Klan, - The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel 00:07
I'm talking dry cleaners to the Klan,
S01 • E08 So, my husband left me three months ago - The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel 00:07
So, my husband left me three months ago
S01 • E01 If someone said to me, - The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel 00:11
If someone said to me,
S01 • E01 It should not exist, - The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel 00:06
It should not exist,
S01 • E08 Anyhow, Lolita found out and, boy, was she steamed. - The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel 00:05
Anyhow, Lolita found out and, boy, was she steamed.
S01 • E01 Sorry. I went to the Varick station instead. - The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel 00:06
Sorry. I went to the Varick station instead.
S01 • E08 She couldn't believe I'd have the nerve - The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel 00:07
She couldn't believe I'd have the nerve
S01 • E08 All I've got is a wedding ring - The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel 00:11
All I've got is a wedding ring
S01 • E08 Have a vagina. - The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel 00:06
Have a vagina.
S01 • E08 Pretty low bar. But pretty high vagina. - The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel 00:05
Pretty low bar. But pretty high vagina.
S01 • E08 And dumb. I mean, she's pretty, - The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel 00:08
And dumb. I mean, she's pretty,
S01 • E08 Anyhow, yesterday she drags her giant vagina into my work - The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel 00:07
Anyhow, yesterday she drags her giant vagina into my work
S01 • E08 And she's saying, "You stole him," - The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel 00:22
And she's saying, "You stole him,"
S01 • E08 I mean, was it really fair to lure Joel back - The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel 00:08
I mean, was it really fair to lure Joel back
S01 • E08 I really thought you find a guy, you give it up, you get married. - The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel 00:06
I really thought you find a guy, you give it up, you get mar...
S01 • E08 Anyhow, my point is, with the ring came the sex. - The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel 00:05
Anyhow, my point is, with the ring came the sex.