Ipkiss! Police! Freeze! Put your hands up. But you told me to freeze! All right, all...

Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Ipkiss! Police! Freeze! [the Mask freezes in mid-air] Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Put your hands up. The Mask: [his teeth are frozen together] But you told me to freeze! Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: All right, all right. Un-freeze. [the Mask un-freezes and falls to the ground] Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: You're under arrest. [pulls out his cuffs] The Mask: No! It wasn't me! It was the One-Armed Man! [regular voice] The Mask: All right, I confess! I did it, ya hear? And I'm glad! GLAD, I TELL YA! [gets down on his knees and puts his hands up together] The Mask: What are they gonna do to me, Sarge? WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO? Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: [puts the cuffs on The Mask's wrists] Sorry, son. That's not my department. Search him. The Mask: [the cops bring The Mask to his feet] Ow! Where's a cam-corder when you need one? [snorts in laughter, Kellaway nods as if to say "touché"]