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"The Master of Disguise" quotes

The Master of Disguise poster
An Italian waiter fights off a criminal mastermind with his inherited powers of disguise.

Director: Perry Andelin Blake
Writer: Dana Carvey, Harris Goldberg
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, comedy, family
Year: 2002
MetaScore: 12/100
ImdbRating: 3.3
BoxOffice: $40,388,794
Released: 02 Aug 2002
Awards: 1 win & 6 nominations

24 video clips

Pistachio DisguiseyDevlin BowmanGrandfather DisguiseySophiaBarney BakerTexas ManTexas WifeTrentArt Dealer
But am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club - The Master of Disguise 00:06 But am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club It's time for you to go Put a squeeze on your chat box - The Master of Disguise 00:17 It's time for you to go Put a squeeze on your chat box Good Who are you now - The Master of Disguise 01:07 Good Who are you now What desires Well guess what Backstreet Boy - The Master of Disguise 00:13 What desires Well guess what Backstreet Boy I shot an elephant in my pajamas How he got there I'll never know - The Master of Disguise 00:06 I shot an elephant in my pajamas How he got there I'll... Mr President Folks around here call me W - The Master of Disguise 00:06 Mr President Folks around here call me W That's one specific farmer - The Master of Disguise 00:05 That's one specific farmer So crazy it just might work - The Master of Disguise 00:07 So crazy it just might work On the roof did you hear something that sounded like this - The Master of Disguise 00:16 On the roof did you hear something that sounded like this Look Pistachios the silly voices the making faces - The Master of Disguise 00:13 Look Pistachios the silly voices the making faces But Papa don't preach I'm in trouble deep and I'm keeping my baby - The Master of Disguise 00:07 But Papa don't preach I'm in trouble deep and... I'm going to call him Buttercup - The Master of Disguise 00:05 I'm going to call him Buttercup You too young for this job Go home and change your diaper Get out - The Master of Disguise 00:28 You too young for this job Go home and change your diaper... Did you ask Jeeves Yes but no such luck - The Master of Disguise 00:19 Did you ask Jeeves Yes but no such luck Am I going too fast for you - The Master of Disguise 00:19 Am I going too fast for you Can I help you - The Master of Disguise 00:17 Can I help you And now I believe that you can do anything - The Master of Disguise 00:17 And now I believe that you can do anything I'm never gonna find anything about this Devlin Bowman guy - The Master of Disguise 00:08 I'm never gonna find anything about this Devlin Bowman... What kind of crap are you putting in his head - The Master of Disguise 00:23 What kind of crap are you putting in his head It appears to be of Tuscan design I'd say early 1 2th century - The Master of Disguise 00:14 It appears to be of Tuscan design I'd say early 1 2th... I notice that you became acquainted with the sidewalk a moment ago - The Master of Disguise 00:06 I notice that you became acquainted with the sidewalk a... Love cake What - The Master of Disguise 00:29 Love cake What Suave Terry Suave's the name London Scotland Yard - The Master of Disguise 00:07 Suave Terry Suave's the name London Scotland Yard I'm going to be a Master of Disguise I'm going to be a Master of Disguise - The Master of Disguise 00:06 I'm going to be a Master of Disguise I'm going to...

Cast

Pistachio Disguisey - Dana Carvey
Jennifer Baker - Jennifer Esposito
Grandfather Disguisey - Harold Gould
Fabbrizio Disguisey - James Brolin
Devlin Bowman - Brent Spiner
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