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"The Matador" quotes

The Matador poster
A globetrotting hitman and a crestfallen businessman meet in a hotel bar in Mexico City in an encounter that draws them together in a way neither expected.

Director: Richard Shepard
Writer: Richard Shepard
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime, thriller
Year: 2005
MetaScore: 65/100
ImdbRating: 6.7
BoxOffice: $12,594,698
Released: 27 Jan 2006
Awards: 1 win & 6 nominations

29 video clips

Julian NobleDanny WrightGeneviveMr. RandyHotel Bartender 1Ten Year Old Boy
Shouldn't have to tell ya - The Matador 00:20 Shouldn't have to tell ya I look like a Bangkok hooker on a Sunday morning - The Matador 00:25 I look like a Bangkok hooker on a Sunday morning I didn't mean to weird you out - The Matador 00:43 I didn't mean to weird you out The margaritas always taste better in Mexico - The Matador 00:14 The margaritas always taste better in Mexico I hate these Catholic countries - The Matador 00:09 I hate these Catholic countries I'm as serious as an erection problem - The Matador 00:11 I'm as serious as an erection problem It's kind of a conversation stopper - The Matador 00:14 It's kind of a conversation stopper So now killing people is a good time - The Matador 00:07 So now killing people is a good time And I wouldn't know how to get a mortgage - The Matador 00:07 And I wouldn't know how to get a mortgage There's no retirement home for assassins is there - The Matador 00:08 There's no retirement home for assassins is there To a woman who's more lovely than any man deserves - The Matador 00:08 To a woman who's more lovely than any man deserves I'm a big fan of the gotta pee theory of assassinations - The Matador 00:11 I'm a big fan of the gotta pee theory of assassinations Just consider me the best cocktail party story you ever met - The Matador 00:08 Just consider me the best cocktail party story you ever met Still horny - The Matador 00:05 Still horny Danny with the large white fanny - The Matador 00:10 Danny with the large white fanny How are you today - The Matador 00:14 How are you today An assassin without confidence is a horrible thing to behold - The Matador 00:15 An assassin without confidence is a horrible thing to behold I have enough money to retire to a beautiful Greek island - The Matador 00:15 I have enough money to retire to a beautiful Greek island I'd only be interested in your mother if she lost 20 pounds and 30 years - The Matador 00:09 I'd only be interested in your mother if she lost 20... Contacted me the way he always does - The Matador 00:15 Contacted me the way he always does I lie when I need to - The Matador 00:06 I lie when I need to Aren't we fucking cosmopolitan - The Matador 00:16 Aren't we fucking cosmopolitan Did You bring your gun - The Matador 00:36 Did You bring your gun Did you study the assignment - The Matador 00:09 Did you study the assignment It's like a relief pitcher who fumbles the ball - The Matador 00:09 It's like a relief pitcher who fumbles the ball My business is my pleasure - The Matador 00:05 My business is my pleasure You leave the game - The Matador 00:23 You leave the game That door over there - The Matador 00:26 That door over there Now escape routes - The Matador 00:09 Now escape routes

Cast

Julian Noble - Pierce Brosnan
Radio DJ - Arlin Miller
Young Denver Fling - Azucena Medina
Ten Year Old Boy - Jonah Meyerson
Ten Year Old Boy's Mother - Wiveca Bonerais
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