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[First lines] Sam:
Why'd you breakup with her? Ethan Cooper:
Seven reasons actually. Number one, she doesn't vote. Sam:
Eh! Ethan Cooper:
Shh! Number two, she cheered for Bulgaria in the last Olympics. Sam:
Bulgarians don't even cheer for Bulgaria. Ethan Cooper:
Okay, so it was one Bulgarian and he was missing an arm. Sam:
The rest of the time she cheered for America? Ethan Cooper:
Yes. Sam:
Okay, that one's a stretch too. Look, why don't you just forget your seven reasons and admit that you only need one to talk yourself out of any girl. Ethan Cooper:
What's that? Sam:
That she's not Emily
Why'd you breakup with her? Ethan Cooper:
Seven reasons actually. Number one, she doesn't vote. Sam:
Eh! Ethan Cooper:
Shh! Number two, she cheered for Bulgaria in the last Olympics. Sam:
Bulgarians don't even cheer for Bulgaria. Ethan Cooper:
Okay, so it was one Bulgarian and he was missing an arm. Sam:
The rest of the time she cheered for America? Ethan Cooper:
Yes. Sam:
Okay, that one's a stretch too. Look, why don't you just forget your seven reasons and admit that you only need one to talk yourself out of any girl. Ethan Cooper:
What's that? Sam:
That she's not Emily
Full Transcript
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Look why don't you just forget your seven reasons
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and admit that you only need one to talk
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yourself out of any girl
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What's that
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That she's not Emily
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Movie Summary
A young professional breakup artist reaches a crisis when the girl he's hired to target is the girl he's always wanted.

