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"The MatchMaker" quotes

The MatchMaker poster
Marcy is an assistant to Senator John McGlory, who is having problems with a re-election campaign. Desperate for Irish votes, McGlory's chief of staff Nick sends Marcy to Ireland to trace McGlory's relatives or ancestors. Marcy arriv

Director: Mark Joffe
Writer: Greg Dinner, Karen Janszen, Louis Nowra
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 1997
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: $3,392,080
Released: 03 Oct 1997
Awards: N/A
Wow he must really like that dog - The MatchMaker 00:06 Wow he must really like that dog Brigid won't talk today because her teeth are away being repaired - The MatchMaker 00:06 Brigid won't talk today because her teeth are away... Me friend would like a dance with you - The MatchMaker 00:12 Me friend would like a dance with you I hope so Murphy What did you say to him - The MatchMaker 00:22 I hope so Murphy What did you say to him Excuse me Dermot O'Brien might have arranged - The MatchMaker 00:19 Excuse me Dermot O'Brien might have arranged Hey Hey Paddy Guess what - The MatchMaker 00:11 Hey Hey Paddy Guess what You go back to your wife My ex wife We're getting divorced - The MatchMaker 00:08 You go back to your wife My ex wife We're getting... Oh my God He's crazy He just threw a rock at me - The MatchMaker 00:13 Oh my God He's crazy He just threw a rock at me Tending bar in a tasteless shirt is a more valid way to spend your time - The MatchMaker 00:15 Tending bar in a tasteless shirt is a more valid way to... It's my bar I reserve the light to refuse admission to old farts - The MatchMaker 00:06 It's my bar I reserve the light to refuse admission to... Yes Hello I need to dial out to Boston - The MatchMaker 00:09 Yes Hello I need to dial out to Boston You little slut Sorry - The MatchMaker 00:08 You little slut Sorry Tony calm down I'll tell you my favourite colour - The MatchMaker 00:06 Tony calm down I'll tell you my favourite colour I always thought you were just really good at your job - The MatchMaker 00:15 I always thought you were just really good at your job So plan two Plan B - The MatchMaker 00:04 So plan two Plan B Maybe you'd find a few at the dance tonight Come along for the craic - The MatchMaker 00:15 Maybe you'd find a few at the dance tonight Come along... Oh it is so beautiful here - The MatchMaker 00:08 Oh it is so beautiful here It's I long to fax someone - The MatchMaker 00:13 It's I long to fax someone Is being an idiot like being high all the time - The MatchMaker 00:09 Is being an idiot like being high all the time Sometimes the easy way out is the right way out - The MatchMaker 00:06 Sometimes the easy way out is the right way out He's like gum in your hair comes out eventually - The MatchMaker 00:05 He's like gum in your hair comes out eventually No Maybe his ancestors were leprechauns - The MatchMaker 00:14 No Maybe his ancestors were leprechauns So looking up the Senator's roots - The MatchMaker 00:15 So looking up the Senator's roots Let me make an honest woman of you Moira - The MatchMaker 00:05 Let me make an honest woman of you Moira You could never live here - The MatchMaker 00:28 You could never live here Yes yes I hate you all When I'm President I'll have you all killed - The MatchMaker 00:06 Yes yes I hate you all When I'm President I'll... Tell me is Dermot O'Brien still conning tourists into marrying complete strangers - The MatchMaker 00:35 Tell me is Dermot O'Brien still conning tourists into... Things rarely go according to one's youthful heroic master plans do they - The MatchMaker 00:06 Things rarely go according to one's youthful heroic... This isn't a humiliate the tourist scenario - The MatchMaker 00:05 This isn't a humiliate the tourist scenario There's always a moment when you both bend over to pick up something - The MatchMaker 00:10 There's always a moment when you both bend over to pick... Put your hand on me again I'll mail it back to you - The MatchMaker 00:05 Put your hand on me again I'll mail it back to you You were never backward about being forward Moira Come on - The MatchMaker 00:06 You were never backward about being forward Moira Come on

Cast

Marcy Tizard - Janeane Garofalo
Sean Kelly - David O'Hara
Dermot O'Brien - Milo O'Shea
Senator John McGlory - Jay O. Sanders
Millie O'Dowd - Rosaleen Linehan