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The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

An anthropologist from an alien planet provides voice-over commentary for a documentary at human courtship, mating, and reproduction.

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Jeff Abugov

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Earthbound Human Productions Inc.,Welb Film Pursuits, LTD

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Narrator

David Hyde Pierce

The Male (Billy)

Mackenzie Astin

The Female (Jenny Smith)

The Male's Friend (Jimmy)

The Female's Friend (Lydia)

The Female's Slutty Friend (Lana)

The Male's Mother

The Male's Father

The Female's Father

The Female's Mother

Antonette Saftler

The Female's Ex-Boyfriend

The Female's Boss

The Female's Brother

The Wise Old Woman

The Female's Fantasy Son

The Large Female

Lynn Ann Leveridge

The Male as a Cub

The Ex-Boyfriend's Friend

The Baby

Noah M. Breedon

Dancer

Hippie

Man at bar

The Female's Co-Worker

Y-Chromosome

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Narrator The Male The Female The Male's Father The Female's Friend (lydia)

Of all the creatures in the universe - The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

Of all the creatures in the universe

The male gives the Great Warrior sheaths of thin green tree bark - The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

The male gives the Great Warrior sheaths of thin green tree...

He makes his way to the long elevated surface - The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

He makes his way to the long elevated surface

To prepare for mating she sways her hips - The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

To prepare for mating she sways her hips

NARRATOR The female exhales rapidly to show that her lungs are strong - The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

NARRATOR The female exhales rapidly to show that her lungs...

Can I get your number - The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

Can I get your number

He plays with a toy named after one of the small rodents of his planet - The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

He plays with a toy named after one of the small rodents of...

You were going to call her weren't you No - The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

You were going to call her weren't you No

You just met her last night - The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

You just met her last night

NARRATOR The male searches through his animal skins - The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

NARRATOR The male searches through his animal skins

Jen it's been like five days already - The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

Jen it's been like five days already

The Female prepares carefully for her next encounter with the Male - The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

The Female prepares carefully for her next encounter with...

The male has a much more arduous task - The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

The male has a much more arduous task

NARRATOR The male and the female feed on a meal of dead earth creature and vegetation - The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

NARRATOR The male and the female feed on a meal of dead...

All right If you won't tell me what you do - The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

All right If you won't tell me what you do

BILLY But she always had that mother smell you know - The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

BILLY But she always had that mother smell you know

NARRATOR The female is ready - The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

NARRATOR The female is ready

NARRATOR Human females enjoy stories about one person dying slowly - The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

NARRATOR Human females enjoy stories about one person dying...

This time she allows him to taste of the infant's milk - The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

This time she allows him to taste of the infant's milk

NARRATOR A gift from the male - The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

NARRATOR A gift from the male

Males of the pack sense the progression of the mating dance as well - The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

Males of the pack sense the progression of the mating dance...

NARRATOR It is difficult for them causing them pain and anguish - The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

NARRATOR It is difficult for them causing them pain and...

I don't get it You're beautiful - The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

I don't get it You're beautiful

NARRATOR The female attempts to swallow the male's seed - The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

NARRATOR The female attempts to swallow the male's seed

NARRATOR As true mating grows ever nearer - The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

NARRATOR As true mating grows ever nearer

I love you - The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

She's so nice - The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

NARRATOR As mating grows ever nearer - The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

NARRATOR As mating grows ever nearer

Say something - The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

NARRATOR They force him to consume large amounts of fermented grain - The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

NARRATOR They force him to consume large amounts of...

NARRATOR The male tries to validate his existence - The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

NARRATOR The male tries to validate his existence

Get away from me you bastard - The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

Get away from me you bastard

NARRATOR The mating habits of the earthbound human - The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

NARRATOR The mating habits of the earthbound human

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An anthropologist from an alien planet provides voice-over commentary for a documentary at human courtship, mating, and reproduction.

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Director: Jeff Abugov

Writer: Jeff Abugov

Production: Earthbound Human Productions Inc.,Welb Film Pursuits, LTD

Genre: comedy, sci-fi

Year: 1999

MetaScore: 26/100

ImdbRating: 6.3

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 03 Sep 1999

Awards: N/A

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