Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the...
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Noel Coward:
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean.
[singing]
Noel Coward:
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? / Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? / It's swell to have a stiffy. / It's divine to own a dick, / From the tiniest little tadger / To the world's biggest prick. / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. / Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, / Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, / Your Percy, or your cock. / You can wrap it up in ribbons. / You can slip it in your sock, / But don't take it out in public, / Or they will stick you in the dock, / And you won't come back.
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Good evening ladies and gentlemen
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Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean
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SINGING Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
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Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
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It's swell to have a stiffy It's divine to own a dick
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From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick
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So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
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Hooray for your one eyed trouser snake
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Your piece of pork your wife's best friend your percy or your cock
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You can wrap it up in ribbons You can slip it in your sock
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But don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock
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And you won't come back
Clip duration: 44 seconds
Views: 140
Timestamp in movie: 01h 17m 51s
Uploaded: 22 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, musical
Summary: The comedy team takes a look at life in all of its stages in their own uniquely silly way.
Comments
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00:34 Yes I suppose so
00:20 Better than staying home isn't it
00:20 And what are you doing this morning It's a birth
00:19 So just listen
00:58 All right settle down settle down
00:12 Finally monsieur a wafer thin mint
00:37 Shut up Shut up you American
00:34 Okay Thank you
00:20 Be quiet Englishmen You're all so fucking pompous
00:14 That went wherever I did go
00:57 I just can't go on I'm no good anymore
00:25 Take you away
00:05 Hey I didn't even eat the mousse
00:27 Anyone got anything they'd rather be doing
01:11 You see that
00:07 What do I do Nothing dear You're not qualified
00:14 Good afternoon sir and how are we today