Now, sex. Sex, sex, sex. Where were we? Well, had I got as far as the penis entering the...
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Humphrey:
Now, sex. Sex, sex, sex. Where were we?
[pupils can't remember]
Humphrey:
Well, had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina?
Pupils:
Uh, no, sir. No, sir.
Humphrey:
Well, had I done foreplay?
Pupils:
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Humphrey:
Ah. Well, as we all know all about foreplay, no doubt you can tell me what the purpose of foreplay is. Biggs.
Biggs:
Um, don't know. Sorry, sir.
Humphrey:
Carter?
Carter:
Oh. Uh, was it taking your clothes off, sir?
Humphrey:
Well, a-and after that?
Wymer:
[Misunderstanding]
Oh! Putting them on a lower peg, sir.
[Humphrey chucks an object at Wymer for his stupidity]
Humphrey:
The purpose of foreplay is to cause the vagina to lubricate so that the penis can penetrate more easily.
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Now sex
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Sex sex sex Where were we
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Well had I got as far as
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the penis entering the vagina
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No sir No sir No sir
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Well had I done foreplay
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STUDENTS Yes sir
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Ah Well as we all know all about foreplay
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no doubt you can tell me what the purpose of foreplay is
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Biggs
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Don't know Sorry sir
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Carter
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Oh was it taking your clothes off sir
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Well and after that
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Oh putting them on a lower peg sir
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The purpose of foreplay is to cause the vagina to lubricate
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so that the penis can penetrate more easily
Clip duration: 80 seconds
Views: 191
Timestamp in movie: 00h 38m 46s
Uploaded: 22 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, musical
Summary: The comedy team takes a look at life in all of its stages in their own uniquely silly way.
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