Look up his trunks! Yes, in his trousers!

Strange Man:
I wonder where that fish has gone! Transvestite:
You did love it so! You looked after it like a son! Strange Man:
[Bends perplexingly long arms] Strange Man:
And it went... where-ever I... did go! Transvestite:
Is it in the cupboard? Audience:
Yes! Yes! Transvestite:
Wouldn't you like to know? It was a lovely little fish! Transvestite:
And it went... where-ever I... did go! Audience:
It's behind the sofa! Transvestite:
Where can that fish be? Audience:
Have you searched the drawers in the bureau? Transvestite:
[a strange, half-elephant/half-man creature wanders up out of nowhere holding a drinks tray] Transvestite:
It was a most elusive fish. Strange Man:
[twists the brass handles on the transvestite's corset] Strange Man:
And it went... where-ever I... did go! Transvestite:
Ohhh! Fishy, fishy, fishy, fish! Strange Man:
A fish, a fish, A fish, a fishy, ohhh! Transvestite:
Ohhh, Fishy, fishy, fishy, fish! Strange Man:
[Pulls the plug attached on the transvestite's corset] Strange Man:
That went... where-ever I... did go! Audience:
Look up his trunks! Yes, in his trousers!