Well, that's the end of the film. Now, here's the meaning of life. Thank you, Brigitte. ...
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[the End Of The Film]
Lady Presenter:
Well, that's the end of the film. Now, here's the meaning of life.
[Receives an envelope]
Lady Presenter:
Thank you, Brigitte.
[Opens envelope, reads what's inside]
Lady Presenter:
M-hmm. Well, it's nothing very special. Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations. And, finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it seems, is the only way, these days, to get the jaded, video-sated public off their fucking arses and back in the sodding cinema. Family entertainment? Bollocks. What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats. Where's the fun in pictures? Oh, well, there we are. Here's the theme music. Goodnight.
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Well that's the end of the film
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Now here's the meaning of life
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Thank you Brigitte
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CLEARING THROAT
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Well it's nothing very special
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Try and be nice to people Avoid eating fat
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Read a good book every now and then Get some walking in
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and try and live together in peace and harmony
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with people of all creeds and nations
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And finally here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises
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to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy
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which is the only way these days to get the jaded video sated public
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off their fucking arses and back in the sodding cinema
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Family entertainment Bollocks What they want is filth
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People doing things to each other
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with chainsaws during Tupperware parties
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baby sitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates
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vigilante groups strangling chickens
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armed bands of theater critics exterminating mutant goats
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Where's the fun in pictures Oh well there we are
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Here's the theme music Good night
Clip duration: 57 seconds
Views: 176
Timestamp in movie: 01h 43m 35s
Uploaded: 22 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, musical
Summary: The comedy team takes a look at life in all of its stages in their own uniquely silly way.
Comments
00:09 Is it a boy or a girl
00:44 Good evening ladies and gentlemen
01:14 Whenever life gets you down Mrs Brown
00:37 But when one considers the meaning of life
00:31 You're a Catholic the moment Dad came
00:34 Yes I suppose so
00:20 Better than staying home isn't it
00:20 And what are you doing this morning It's a birth
00:19 So just listen
00:58 All right settle down settle down
00:12 Finally monsieur a wafer thin mint
00:37 Shut up Shut up you American
00:34 Okay Thank you
00:20 Be quiet Englishmen You're all so fucking pompous
00:14 That went wherever I did go
00:57 I just can't go on I'm no good anymore
00:25 Take you away
00:05 Hey I didn't even eat the mousse
00:27 Anyone got anything they'd rather be doing
01:11 You see that