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Bland?You call that bland? Well, it is bland

(INDISTINCT CHATTER) TED: Bland?
You call that bland?
LILLIAN: Well, it is bland

Full Transcript

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TED: Bland? You call that bland? LILLIAN: Well, it is bland.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
87
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:18
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror, thriller
Production
Hyperobject Industries,Searchlight Pictures,Gary Sanchez Productions,TSG Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A young couple travels to a remote island to eat at an exclusive restaurant where the chef has prepared a lavish menu, with some shocking surprises.
SERVER: Here we have a compressed and pickled cucumber melon, - The Menu 00:05
SERVER: Here we have a compressed and pickled cucumber melon...
Oh! This ongoing obsession with snow. - The Menu 00:04
Oh! This ongoing obsession with snow.
FELICITY: I want to hear your pitch for the show, - The Menu 00:09
FELICITY: I want to hear your pitch for the show,
I don't have pockets. ...your apartment in New York - The Menu 00:05
I don't have pockets. ...your apartment in New York
Well, not good, Bryce. Okay? - The Menu 00:04
Well, not good, Bryce. Okay?
(BOTH SPEAKING SPANISH) - The Menu 00:06
(BOTH SPEAKING SPANISH)
Mmm. So it's okay that I'm not as into this as you are? - The Menu 00:05
Mmm. So it's okay that I'm not as into this as you...
Okay so what is it with this food thingI don't know It's like you know how people idolizeyou know athletes and musiciansand painters and stuff Mmm hmmYeah those people are idiots What they do it doesn't matterThey play with inflatable balls and ukuleles - The Menu 00:40
Okay so what is it with this food thingI don't know...
I don't know. It's like, you know how people idolize, - The Menu 00:07
I don't know. It's like, you know how people idoli...
Chefs, - The Menu 00:05
Chefs,
I mean, I've watched every fucking episode of Chef's Table two or three times. - The Menu 00:04
I mean, I've watched every fucking episode of Chef'...
I've watched him explain the exact moment - The Menu 00:05
I've watched him explain the exact moment
I've watched him plate a raw scallop - The Menu 00:05
I've watched him plate a raw scallop
It's art on the edge of the abyss, - The Menu 00:05
It's art on the edge of the abyss,
I think I'm, um, starting to get it. - The Menu 00:04
I think I'm, um, starting to get it.
(BELL DINGS) - The Menu 00:09
(BELL DINGS)
Okay. Yes, Chef. - The Menu 00:07
Okay. Yes, Chef.
I am Julian Slowik, - The Menu 00:05
I am Julian Slowik,
SLOWIK: Over the next few hours you will ingest fat, - The Menu 00:19
SLOWIK: Over the next few hours you will ingest fat,
SLOWIK Over the next few hours you will ingest fatsalt sugar proteinbacteria fungivarious plants and animalsand at times entire ecosystemsBut I have to beg of you one thingIt's just oneDo not eatIs he seriousTasteSavorRelishConsider every morsel that you - The Menu 01:06
SLOWIK Over the next few hours you will ingest fatsalt sugar...